Hey everyone!
KJ here. So, I just got bored and an idea popped up to me, how about the shortest summary of PJO, HOO, and TOA!

Well, here it is!

P.S.- It'll be lame, consider yourself warned.

BOOK ONE: THE LIGHTNING THIEF:

There was a boy named Percy, who got expelled from his school for killing a teacher. Came back home angry cause of, stepdaddy issues, but forgot about it cause of his mom. Went on a vacation, which got ruined by his friend being chased by an ugly bull. They escaped to a hill, where his mom died, sorry, poofed out of existence. So he killed the bull. RIP bull.

After, realizing he is half-blood, he blasts Ares's kids with water and again in a game. Then a trident made him lonely. After a while, he got hooked up for theft, so he took on a quest. With a know-it-all girl and a goat. He lost every item to three grannies, sorry, furies, so he killed them. RIP grannies.

Then his friends slept in an evil granny's, sorry, medusa's, home. Since the granny was evil, he killed her too. RIP Evil granny.

Then he went to the park. He saw a bad mom and son. The bad mom and son almost killed him, so he tried to kill himself by drowning. But he was saved and given a gift. Then they went to a motel. There he almost lost his memory, but he got it back, so he trashed the motel. Then, he went to eat. But a rude motorcycle god, sorry, ares, sent him to do his work. He did it and got an animal zoo. He freed animals and went to trash hell. RIP hell.

There he bribed Chiron, sorry, Charon, and made big doggy happy. Then he met his uncle and realized he had a god weapon. He escaped with team and trashed the rude motorcycle god. RIP rude motorcycle god.

He gave helm to his uncle grumpypants, sorry, Hades, and bolt to uncle drama, sorry, Zeus. He then had a touchy moment with his dad and went home. His mom was happy. He was happy. His stepdaddy was happy. As a statue. In a garden. With birds pooping on him. He is touched by his family.

He goes to hill. His friend betrays him, and he dies. Old goat dude, sorry, Chiron, brings him back. He is sad.

THE END.

Well, there it is! All the sarcasm, pun, AND spelling mistakes/grammatical mistakes are intended. Fully for making it funny. Now remember this, it's just for fun and I don't actually write like this. Also, I WILL write an actual TOA story, but it is still in the works.

Well, see you in the next update.

KJ,

PEACE OUT.

Salute...

Oh shit forgot about crusty.