The Torture Chamber
Hello and welcome to the torture chambers of fan fiction, where the authors get to torture the characters as well as you. Mwahahahahahah!!!
**Audience sees 2 authors come onto the stage carrying a hangman post.** Leo: No hangman posts will be hurt during this fan fic, though we cant say the same for all the characters.
Chris: **cackles evilly**
Leo **mumbles under breath ** now who do we need? Hmmmmm.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Leo: **Whips out pad of paper** Start listing Chrisy.
Chris: But wait! First we need the door.
Leo: **blinks** the door? What door?
Chris: This door! Bring out the door people!
**Stage crew come in carrying large door** Chris: easyyyy there. Set it down over in the middle of nowhere.
**Stage crew shrugs and sets door down** Leo:**Sweatdrop** oookay.. Now the necessities. Ummm we need Harry and.
The Door: SLAM
Chris: Harry but, but why HIM? **eyes glisten with tears**
Leo: **sighs** because it's a Harry Potter fic you idiot! Now go get him!
Chris: **pouts**fine I'll go let him in. **walks to door in the middle of nowhere and opens it.** Come in Harry!
Harry:**looks around** Ahhhhhhhh! Not another interview! **Turns around and tries to open the door in the middle of nowhere.**
Chris: Not so fast scar boy **points evil finger of doom at him and starts muttering under breath. Suddenly purple smoke comes out of nowhere and wraps around Harry.
Harry: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK**Screaming like a girl** I'm turning into Puff the Magic Dragon Leo:**Spies Puff (Harry) and screams** PUFF! **Starts singing the theme song of Puff while trying to climb on his back.**
Puff: SAVE ME!!
Chris: Why should I **Pulls out huge tub of ice cream and spoon and starts eating while singing you SCREAM I SCREAM we all SCREAM for ICE CREAM!
Puff (Harry): because I know who you like and I can tell everyone.
Chris: **Shifty glance. Flicks hand and Puff's mouth is covered in duck tape** did you know that duck tape is a girl guides best friend and it has a connection with wavy lays!
Leo: Wait a sec is this one of your speeches? **Is hugging puff so tightly that he is turning blue. **
Chris: **Grins evilly** Yep! Anyway back to what I was saying because I was so rudely interrupted. Duck tape and wavy lays are very important to the human psychological needs. They are very tasty and useful, such as . Blah blah blah blah blah blah. **Suddenly stops and sees the audience sleeping.**
Audience: SNORE
Chris: **Pulls out megaphone** WAKE UP! nice echo.
Leo: Give me that! **Grabs megaphone out of Chris's hand and sticks it in puffs ear** I LOVE YOU PUFF!!
Puff: ..Ow. **Faints**
Leo: **squish**
Chris: Oh no. **Fake crying** I believe Leo has just been Squished! I must call on the door in the middle of nowhere!
Audience: Why?
Chris: Who knows?
One audience member: Because your friend was just squished by puff the magic dragon.
Leo: What? I was squished? Oh yah. **Squish**
Puff:**Stands up a squished Leo on his back**
Leo: I'm squished? Oooooh PUFF!
Puff: **Looks at Chris pleadingly**
Chris: **Sighs** Fine Ill change you back. **waves hand and puff turns back into Harry**
Harry + Leo: AHHHHHHHHH! **Fall in a heap on the floor.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And so ends part one of The Torture Chamber
Someone in background: **laughs evilly** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: Kinda weird, but hey, who cares. ^_^ Review
Hello and welcome to the torture chambers of fan fiction, where the authors get to torture the characters as well as you. Mwahahahahahah!!!
**Audience sees 2 authors come onto the stage carrying a hangman post.** Leo: No hangman posts will be hurt during this fan fic, though we cant say the same for all the characters.
Chris: **cackles evilly**
Leo **mumbles under breath ** now who do we need? Hmmmmm.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Leo: **Whips out pad of paper** Start listing Chrisy.
Chris: But wait! First we need the door.
Leo: **blinks** the door? What door?
Chris: This door! Bring out the door people!
**Stage crew come in carrying large door** Chris: easyyyy there. Set it down over in the middle of nowhere.
**Stage crew shrugs and sets door down** Leo:**Sweatdrop** oookay.. Now the necessities. Ummm we need Harry and.
The Door: SLAM
Chris: Harry but, but why HIM? **eyes glisten with tears**
Leo: **sighs** because it's a Harry Potter fic you idiot! Now go get him!
Chris: **pouts**fine I'll go let him in. **walks to door in the middle of nowhere and opens it.** Come in Harry!
Harry:**looks around** Ahhhhhhhh! Not another interview! **Turns around and tries to open the door in the middle of nowhere.**
Chris: Not so fast scar boy **points evil finger of doom at him and starts muttering under breath. Suddenly purple smoke comes out of nowhere and wraps around Harry.
Harry: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK**Screaming like a girl** I'm turning into Puff the Magic Dragon Leo:**Spies Puff (Harry) and screams** PUFF! **Starts singing the theme song of Puff while trying to climb on his back.**
Puff: SAVE ME!!
Chris: Why should I **Pulls out huge tub of ice cream and spoon and starts eating while singing you SCREAM I SCREAM we all SCREAM for ICE CREAM!
Puff (Harry): because I know who you like and I can tell everyone.
Chris: **Shifty glance. Flicks hand and Puff's mouth is covered in duck tape** did you know that duck tape is a girl guides best friend and it has a connection with wavy lays!
Leo: Wait a sec is this one of your speeches? **Is hugging puff so tightly that he is turning blue. **
Chris: **Grins evilly** Yep! Anyway back to what I was saying because I was so rudely interrupted. Duck tape and wavy lays are very important to the human psychological needs. They are very tasty and useful, such as . Blah blah blah blah blah blah. **Suddenly stops and sees the audience sleeping.**
Audience: SNORE
Chris: **Pulls out megaphone** WAKE UP! nice echo.
Leo: Give me that! **Grabs megaphone out of Chris's hand and sticks it in puffs ear** I LOVE YOU PUFF!!
Puff: ..Ow. **Faints**
Leo: **squish**
Chris: Oh no. **Fake crying** I believe Leo has just been Squished! I must call on the door in the middle of nowhere!
Audience: Why?
Chris: Who knows?
One audience member: Because your friend was just squished by puff the magic dragon.
Leo: What? I was squished? Oh yah. **Squish**
Puff:**Stands up a squished Leo on his back**
Leo: I'm squished? Oooooh PUFF!
Puff: **Looks at Chris pleadingly**
Chris: **Sighs** Fine Ill change you back. **waves hand and puff turns back into Harry**
Harry + Leo: AHHHHHHHHH! **Fall in a heap on the floor.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And so ends part one of The Torture Chamber
Someone in background: **laughs evilly** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: Kinda weird, but hey, who cares. ^_^ Review