** PECHAN OWNS NOTHING!! (oh, and this script fics I spell check myself,
because they're not all that important to spell check.)
~ the Middle ~
**If you all bothered to read this fic, shame on you!! It's filled with nothing but nonsensical cr@p that only two inmates at an insane asylum fighting over a pudding cup would read. However, I applaud your attempt at trying to decipher the randomness!! Anyways, when we left off, Shishio is suing Kenshin for numerous things, but mainly for injuries, and stuff. And the worst part is that the lawyer/judge is Hajime Saito, who doesn't like Kenshin very much at all, and will probably be bringing himself a noose rope because Kenshin will probably be found guilty. And Kenshin has no lawyer in sight!!
Will Kenshin win this case?!
Will Shishio get exact revenge?!!
Will Kenshin ever get out of that habit of repeating himself, that he will!?!?
Will the author ever shut up about how easy it is to beat Sano, because everyone has?!!
Sano: Hey, you're very biased!!
Pechan: Oh please. I'm as biased as you're dumb.
Sano: (scratches his head) Huh? I don't get it!!
Pechan: Exactly. Alright, let's pick up here we left off!!
~~ at the Kamiya dojo ~~
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin, what will we do? If you lose the case, we're going to lose all our money!!
Kenshin: Well, we never really had money to begin with, that we didn't.
Sano: No time to worry about money!! We need to get a lawyer!! One who is just, and will forever defend Kenshin!! (looks at Megumi) You. Go look up Aoshi Shinomori in the phonebook!!
Kenshin: OROROROR-
Megumi: What are you doing, Sano?! We have no money to hire a lawyer, and Aoshi wants to kill Sir Ken!!
Sano: See, that's the beauty of it!! In exchange for his services, we'll tell Aoshi that if he wins us the case, we'll let him kill Kenshin!! No money lost, and most importantly, we beat Shishio!!
Yahiko: That's just crazy enough to work!!
Kenshin: Are you people INSANE!? I COULD GET KILLED, THAT I COULD!!
Sano :................ Point being?
Kenshin: O_O
(so unfortunately for Kenshin, no one really cared about him. Anyways, we'll put the focus back on shishio where it began)
Shishio: BWA HAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAAHHA HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAA AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAH AHAAHA AH AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHAHAH A AHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA AHAH AHAHAHAH AHA AH HAHA (gasp) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA AAH-
Houji: While I appreciate your magnificent evil laughter, Lord Shishio, what are we to do about Himura the Battousai?
Shishio: The hell are you talking about? The only lawyer in Japan is right here!! (holds up sake to Saito) Hey buddy drink up!! This one's on me!!
Saito: Thank you, but I'll have to decline. You see, whenever I drink, I get very violent and have an urge to kill people. So I've been cutting back during the Meiji Era.
Kamatari: Uuuhhhhh, but you killed Usui.
Saito: (looks down at bloody sword he's holding) Oh, right.
Shishio: That whole 'I can't drink cause I get violent' cr@p won't cut it. What's the real reason?
Saito: Well, okay. I got into a stag party with the guys, drank a few...... hundred, and then woke up the next morning with some crazy lady sleeping on top of me with a wedding ring. So yeah, there you have it. I ain't ever getting drunk again after that!!
Kamatari: Awwww, isn't love sweet?!
Shishio: That wasn't love, you freak, that was- what the hell do you call that? That story was just plain stupid!!
Saito: Well, SORRRRRRY. You aren't paying me to tell you a story. I'm here to defend your extra crispy @$$.
Soujiro: (holds up KFC bucket) It's the Colonel's secret recipe!! Hyuk!!
Shishio: Soujiro!! I thought I told you to stop eating that gaijin cr@p!! Once we take over Japan, we'll take over the world!!
Anji: Uhh, why would we wanna do that?
Shishio: (shrugs) Who cares? I'm bad @$$, that's all that matters.
Kamatari: Here here!!!
Saito: (rolls eyes)
~~ Back to the dojo ~~
Sano: Hey, Kenshin!! Great news!!
Kenshin: Aoshi won't kill me, that he won't?
Sano: Hmm? Ah no, he's gonna bust you up so bad, but he said he'll throw in roaming charges if you agree to wear this apron!! (holds up apron) The pink matches your hair.
Kenshin: What are roaming charges?
Sano: Who gives a sh!t? Alls I know is, I'm getting a good deal!!
Megumi: Have you even thought this through, pillow biter?!! I mean, how are we going to prove Sir Ken's innocent if the jury's.................. say, who is the jury?
Sano: Well, Miss Tae, Tsubame, Katsu, Yutaro, Jinei, ummmm, that girl that's always stalking Kenshin besides Kaoru-
Kaoru: Hey, I WASN'T STALKING HIM!! I just saw a stain on his cheek, that's all.
Sano: Oh sure, I bet all you were looking at yesterday was a big stain on his crotch, too-
Kaoru: SHUT UP!!
Yahiko: Ewww, it's dirty on two levels.
Kenshin: OROROROROROROROROROROROR-
Sano: Yeah, Kenshin!! When the judge asks you to state your case, just do that. Maybe it'll confuse him and buy us some time!
Kenshin: What do you mean, 'buy us some time'? I'm innocent, that I am!! You don't think I'd actually rape Shishio, that you do?!!
Sano: Gee, I dunno. Saito's evidence was pretty convincing-
Kenshin: IT WAS A BLACK GUY'S BODY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, THAT IT WAS!!
Sano: I know. How are we gonna top that?
Yahiko:....................... hey!! We can paste Shishio's face on some random body, too!!
Sano: Sounds bulletproof!! Let's hop to it!!
(so they hop to it)
Megumi: I swear to God, those guys were dropped on their heads when they were little.
~ the Middle ~
**If you all bothered to read this fic, shame on you!! It's filled with nothing but nonsensical cr@p that only two inmates at an insane asylum fighting over a pudding cup would read. However, I applaud your attempt at trying to decipher the randomness!! Anyways, when we left off, Shishio is suing Kenshin for numerous things, but mainly for injuries, and stuff. And the worst part is that the lawyer/judge is Hajime Saito, who doesn't like Kenshin very much at all, and will probably be bringing himself a noose rope because Kenshin will probably be found guilty. And Kenshin has no lawyer in sight!!
Will Kenshin win this case?!
Will Shishio get exact revenge?!!
Will Kenshin ever get out of that habit of repeating himself, that he will!?!?
Will the author ever shut up about how easy it is to beat Sano, because everyone has?!!
Sano: Hey, you're very biased!!
Pechan: Oh please. I'm as biased as you're dumb.
Sano: (scratches his head) Huh? I don't get it!!
Pechan: Exactly. Alright, let's pick up here we left off!!
~~ at the Kamiya dojo ~~
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin, what will we do? If you lose the case, we're going to lose all our money!!
Kenshin: Well, we never really had money to begin with, that we didn't.
Sano: No time to worry about money!! We need to get a lawyer!! One who is just, and will forever defend Kenshin!! (looks at Megumi) You. Go look up Aoshi Shinomori in the phonebook!!
Kenshin: OROROROR-
Megumi: What are you doing, Sano?! We have no money to hire a lawyer, and Aoshi wants to kill Sir Ken!!
Sano: See, that's the beauty of it!! In exchange for his services, we'll tell Aoshi that if he wins us the case, we'll let him kill Kenshin!! No money lost, and most importantly, we beat Shishio!!
Yahiko: That's just crazy enough to work!!
Kenshin: Are you people INSANE!? I COULD GET KILLED, THAT I COULD!!
Sano :................ Point being?
Kenshin: O_O
(so unfortunately for Kenshin, no one really cared about him. Anyways, we'll put the focus back on shishio where it began)
Shishio: BWA HAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAAHHA HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAA AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAH AHAAHA AH AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHAHAH A AHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA AHAH AHAHAHAH AHA AH HAHA (gasp) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA AAH-
Houji: While I appreciate your magnificent evil laughter, Lord Shishio, what are we to do about Himura the Battousai?
Shishio: The hell are you talking about? The only lawyer in Japan is right here!! (holds up sake to Saito) Hey buddy drink up!! This one's on me!!
Saito: Thank you, but I'll have to decline. You see, whenever I drink, I get very violent and have an urge to kill people. So I've been cutting back during the Meiji Era.
Kamatari: Uuuhhhhh, but you killed Usui.
Saito: (looks down at bloody sword he's holding) Oh, right.
Shishio: That whole 'I can't drink cause I get violent' cr@p won't cut it. What's the real reason?
Saito: Well, okay. I got into a stag party with the guys, drank a few...... hundred, and then woke up the next morning with some crazy lady sleeping on top of me with a wedding ring. So yeah, there you have it. I ain't ever getting drunk again after that!!
Kamatari: Awwww, isn't love sweet?!
Shishio: That wasn't love, you freak, that was- what the hell do you call that? That story was just plain stupid!!
Saito: Well, SORRRRRRY. You aren't paying me to tell you a story. I'm here to defend your extra crispy @$$.
Soujiro: (holds up KFC bucket) It's the Colonel's secret recipe!! Hyuk!!
Shishio: Soujiro!! I thought I told you to stop eating that gaijin cr@p!! Once we take over Japan, we'll take over the world!!
Anji: Uhh, why would we wanna do that?
Shishio: (shrugs) Who cares? I'm bad @$$, that's all that matters.
Kamatari: Here here!!!
Saito: (rolls eyes)
~~ Back to the dojo ~~
Sano: Hey, Kenshin!! Great news!!
Kenshin: Aoshi won't kill me, that he won't?
Sano: Hmm? Ah no, he's gonna bust you up so bad, but he said he'll throw in roaming charges if you agree to wear this apron!! (holds up apron) The pink matches your hair.
Kenshin: What are roaming charges?
Sano: Who gives a sh!t? Alls I know is, I'm getting a good deal!!
Megumi: Have you even thought this through, pillow biter?!! I mean, how are we going to prove Sir Ken's innocent if the jury's.................. say, who is the jury?
Sano: Well, Miss Tae, Tsubame, Katsu, Yutaro, Jinei, ummmm, that girl that's always stalking Kenshin besides Kaoru-
Kaoru: Hey, I WASN'T STALKING HIM!! I just saw a stain on his cheek, that's all.
Sano: Oh sure, I bet all you were looking at yesterday was a big stain on his crotch, too-
Kaoru: SHUT UP!!
Yahiko: Ewww, it's dirty on two levels.
Kenshin: OROROROROROROROROROROROR-
Sano: Yeah, Kenshin!! When the judge asks you to state your case, just do that. Maybe it'll confuse him and buy us some time!
Kenshin: What do you mean, 'buy us some time'? I'm innocent, that I am!! You don't think I'd actually rape Shishio, that you do?!!
Sano: Gee, I dunno. Saito's evidence was pretty convincing-
Kenshin: IT WAS A BLACK GUY'S BODY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, THAT IT WAS!!
Sano: I know. How are we gonna top that?
Yahiko:....................... hey!! We can paste Shishio's face on some random body, too!!
Sano: Sounds bulletproof!! Let's hop to it!!
(so they hop to it)
Megumi: I swear to God, those guys were dropped on their heads when they were little.