The Torture Chambers
**Curtain opens and audience sees three figures on-stage. Two girls and one boy, the boy is chain bound to a chair**
Leo: Welcome to the second chapter of the torture chambers!!
Chris: Dun Dun Boingy.
Leo: Wrong sound effect Chris!!!
Chris: Sorry here, Dun Dun Thud.
Leo: **Chris drops an anvil on her head** owwww
**Curtains close**
**Audience hears whispered voices**
Oh my god, that wasn't supposed to happen!
I'm so sorry!
Sure, just wait till I get my hands on you.
Should I be running now?
You bet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Another half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Oh sorry Harry! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~ And another half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Thud
**Curtains open and audience sees Leo holding a frying pan with a big grin plastered all over her face. Underneath her was a very, unconscious, Chris.**
Leo: We will be right back after this break.
Harry: We are proudly sponsored by Frying Pans, the best weapon on hand. As well as Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans.
Leo: Awwwwwwwww look what a good prisoner he's turning out to be!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coffee Break ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: I don't drink coffee! **Turns to Harry** How am I supposed to have a coffee break when I DON'T DRINK COFFEE???????!!!!!!!
Harry: I don't know so don't ask me.
Leo: WELL SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Stage hands scramble to go fix it**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hot Chocolate Break~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: That's better. Now, on with the show.
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**
Leo: Oh come on Chris I didn't hit you that hard.
Chris:**Moans** I think I have a concussion.
Leo: Well that's just too bad because we need to call in our next character, or should I say, Victim. **Evil world domination laugh** Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha**Pause** Or do you like Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha better? Anyway.
Audience: all right are you feeling okay?
Leo: Of course you bunch of idiots your supposed to shrink back in fear!!!!
Audience:**Shrinks back in mock fear** Oh no!!
Leo: That's better!
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**
Leo: Umm okay, It's time to call in- Rock, no wait it's Rose, no, nooooo that's a girl's name it's Ryan, no that can't be right it's gotta be Rat! No Oh I got it it's RAN!!!!!!! Ran, yes I remember now!!
Chris: **Still in a daze** no it's Ron!
Leo: Ohh yes Ron, I knew that all along didn't I Harry!
Harry: Whatever.
Leo: No one believes me these days!
Harry:**mumbling** I wonder why?
Leo: What!!
Harry: nothing!**looks extremely guilty**
Leo: Good! Now, Chris, go get Ran, I mean Ron.
Door: SLAM!
Chris: **Not walking in a straight line somehow makes it over to the door and opens it.** Hi Ron **Falls unconscious on the floor**
Ron:**looks around**Um.where am I??
Harry: Ron!! Run there all insane!! Go while you still can!!
Leo: SHUT UP!!! **snaps fingers and Harry is gagged** That's better! **turns around and sees Ron running away** Hey where do you think your going mister??!! **snaps fingers again and frying pan appears in hand**
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo:**tries to hit Ron with the frying pan, but misses and hits Harry instead** Oh sorry Harry!!!
Chris: **starts to get up** look at all the pretty.**WHAM** owww ** sinks back down to floor**
Leo: Oh my gosh!!! I'm sooooooo sorry Chris!!!
Ron: **runs into audience** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo:** runs after him and accidentally hits a audience member over the head with the frying pan** **WHAM** Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: **Accidentally hits another audience member** Oh My Gosh!!! I swear that was an accident
Ron:**stops gasps for breath and then starts running again** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: **WHAM** Sooo sorry **WHAM** Sorry I was aiming for Ron **WHAM** Please don't sue me sue him!!! **WHAM** Sorry I didn't see you there!
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Faints from exhaustion and lack of air.
Leo: **Gasping for air** I **gasp** always **gasp** win!!! **gasp** **Also faints**
**Curtains close**
Disembodied voice: Tune in next time to see what happens to Ron!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: Hope it was insane enough for you!! Flames go to Bob The Balrog.(even though this isn't a Lord of the Rings fic) Just wait until next time!! Dun, Dun, Crash!!! ^_^
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**
**Curtain opens and audience sees three figures on-stage. Two girls and one boy, the boy is chain bound to a chair**
Leo: Welcome to the second chapter of the torture chambers!!
Chris: Dun Dun Boingy.
Leo: Wrong sound effect Chris!!!
Chris: Sorry here, Dun Dun Thud.
Leo: **Chris drops an anvil on her head** owwww
**Curtains close**
**Audience hears whispered voices**
Oh my god, that wasn't supposed to happen!
I'm so sorry!
Sure, just wait till I get my hands on you.
Should I be running now?
You bet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Another half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Oh sorry Harry! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~ And another half an hour later~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Thud
**Curtains open and audience sees Leo holding a frying pan with a big grin plastered all over her face. Underneath her was a very, unconscious, Chris.**
Leo: We will be right back after this break.
Harry: We are proudly sponsored by Frying Pans, the best weapon on hand. As well as Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans.
Leo: Awwwwwwwww look what a good prisoner he's turning out to be!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coffee Break ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: I don't drink coffee! **Turns to Harry** How am I supposed to have a coffee break when I DON'T DRINK COFFEE???????!!!!!!!
Harry: I don't know so don't ask me.
Leo: WELL SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Stage hands scramble to go fix it**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hot Chocolate Break~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: That's better. Now, on with the show.
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**
Leo: Oh come on Chris I didn't hit you that hard.
Chris:**Moans** I think I have a concussion.
Leo: Well that's just too bad because we need to call in our next character, or should I say, Victim. **Evil world domination laugh** Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha**Pause** Or do you like Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha better? Anyway.
Audience: all right are you feeling okay?
Leo: Of course you bunch of idiots your supposed to shrink back in fear!!!!
Audience:**Shrinks back in mock fear** Oh no!!
Leo: That's better!
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**
Leo: Umm okay, It's time to call in- Rock, no wait it's Rose, no, nooooo that's a girl's name it's Ryan, no that can't be right it's gotta be Rat! No Oh I got it it's RAN!!!!!!! Ran, yes I remember now!!
Chris: **Still in a daze** no it's Ron!
Leo: Ohh yes Ron, I knew that all along didn't I Harry!
Harry: Whatever.
Leo: No one believes me these days!
Harry:**mumbling** I wonder why?
Leo: What!!
Harry: nothing!**looks extremely guilty**
Leo: Good! Now, Chris, go get Ran, I mean Ron.
Door: SLAM!
Chris: **Not walking in a straight line somehow makes it over to the door and opens it.** Hi Ron **Falls unconscious on the floor**
Ron:**looks around**Um.where am I??
Harry: Ron!! Run there all insane!! Go while you still can!!
Leo: SHUT UP!!! **snaps fingers and Harry is gagged** That's better! **turns around and sees Ron running away** Hey where do you think your going mister??!! **snaps fingers again and frying pan appears in hand**
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo:**tries to hit Ron with the frying pan, but misses and hits Harry instead** Oh sorry Harry!!!
Chris: **starts to get up** look at all the pretty.**WHAM** owww ** sinks back down to floor**
Leo: Oh my gosh!!! I'm sooooooo sorry Chris!!!
Ron: **runs into audience** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo:** runs after him and accidentally hits a audience member over the head with the frying pan** **WHAM** Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: **Accidentally hits another audience member** Oh My Gosh!!! I swear that was an accident
Ron:**stops gasps for breath and then starts running again** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: **WHAM** Sooo sorry **WHAM** Sorry I was aiming for Ron **WHAM** Please don't sue me sue him!!! **WHAM** Sorry I didn't see you there!
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Faints from exhaustion and lack of air.
Leo: **Gasping for air** I **gasp** always **gasp** win!!! **gasp** **Also faints**
**Curtains close**
Disembodied voice: Tune in next time to see what happens to Ron!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: Hope it was insane enough for you!! Flames go to Bob The Balrog.(even though this isn't a Lord of the Rings fic) Just wait until next time!! Dun, Dun, Crash!!! ^_^
Chris: Look at all the pretty starrys. **lifts head, looks around, falls back down, groans**