The Torture Chambers Part #3 dun dun smash
Chris: I am soooo sorry!!!
**Curtains Open**
Leo: Welcome to the third part of our show.
Chris: **Shouting at top of lungs** Guess what!
Leo: **Groans**
Audience: What!
Chris: One day Harry **shoots glance at chained figure** and Ron were eating food that did not exist while sitting at a long rectangular table that did not exist. Then the two of them got up from the table that did not exist and went to a door that did not exist. Through the door that did not exist they met Hermione who at the moment did not exist. This story does not exist. And that is the end of the non-existing story.
Audience: Wowwwwwwww.
Leo: What in the world, that doesn't make sense. How can you tell a story that doesn't exist!
Chris:**Shrug**
Leo: I'm developing a headache! Anyway we need someone as a guest star for the show. How about Ran.
Chris: But we've already used RON for our insane purposes! **Points to unconscious figure behind curtains**
Leo: Oh, right, I knew that!
Audience: Sure you did.
Leo: I did. **Looks offended** Right well doesn't he have brothers or something?
Chris: Well ya, I think.
Leo: What do you mean you think! You don't think at all!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Audience: Ahem! **Clears Throat**
Leo & Chris: He he sorry.
Chris: Jinx!
Leo: I don't do jinx!
Chris: **Rolls eyes** Sure you don't.
Leo: Anyway give me one of his brother's names.
Chris: Umm I think one is Bill?
Door: SLAM
Chris: I guess I was right.
Leo: Right about WHAT?
Chris: That his name is Bill!
Leo: Whatever **Walks over to door and opens it** Hello Boll!
Bill: **Standing in the door looking dazed** It's Bill.
Leo: Bill, Boll what's the difference!
Bill: What am I doing here? And where am I? Chris: You, are in what is most commonly known as-
Leo: Shut up and let me say it! **Whacks Chris over the head with a, say it with me, frying pan.** You're in The Torture Chambers
Chris: **falls to the ground in a heap**
Bill: Are you Insane!?
Leo: Why yes, I do believe I am.
Bill: **Runs over** You could have hurt her!
Leo: Isn't that what friends are for?
Bill: **Leans over Chris concerned** Are you alright?
Leo: **Brings beaker of bubbling liquid out from behind her back** She will be if she drinks this. **Cough Cough**
Harry: Where did that beaker come from?
Ron: **Wakes up. In faint voice** Don't trust her Bill!
Bill: Did I hear something?
Leo: No It was only the voices in your puny little head. **Turns to lump in curtains** Shut Up!
Bill: What did you call my head?
Leo: Ummm nothing. Why would I talk about your head?
Bill: Never mind gimme that **Grabs beaker and pours it down Chris's throat.**
Leo: Yes, my plan has worked...
Random Kid in Audience: What plan?
Leo: Oh just the one to make Chris obsessed over the first thing she sees. Bwahahahahahaha. Wait, why is there a kid in the audience? You shouldn't be here! Do you have a parent with you? How old are you?. Oh well!
Bill: **Still leaning over Chris** What was that?
Leo: Oh nothing Bill: Right. Oh wait she's waking up.
Chris: Huh, Oooooooooooooh pretty earring. **reaches out to touch Bill's earring**
Bill: **Jerks away**
Chris: Noooooooooooo wait! **Anguished voice**
Bill: Nuh-uh that's not gonna work. I have five younger siblings remember! **Starts to back away**
Chris: Fine then. **Waves evil finger of doom** Abracadabra Zipidy zop, make this mean person stop!
Bill: **freezes in mid step**
Leo: Since when do you use rhymes?
Chris: **Shrugs** Its never to late to turn over a new petal!
Leo: Isn't it leaf?
Chris: No! It is petal cuz I say so!
Bill: Hey I'm still here you know!
Leo: Oh yes I know! Mwahahahahahahahahaha
Bill: Good then let me go!
Leo: Umm.... The one thing I don't know is how to do that. Sorry **Coughs** not.
Bill: Then find out!
Leo: **Blinks** Why?
Bill: Just DO IT!!! **Shouting**
Leo: **Sniffle** You don't have to yell at me! **Bursts into tears**
Bill: **Glances at Chris who is trying to sneak up on him and doing a very bad job of it** Look I'm sorry! But can you please, PLEASE just free me?
Leo: **Sniffles** Okay. **Pulls book out of thin air and slowly begins to read**
Bill: **Looks at Chris again and breaks into a sweat when he sees how close she is.** Great...now do you think you could look a little faster?
Leo: **Bursts into fresh tears** I'm going as fast as I can! **Wail**
Bill: Okay, Okay just calm down **Glances at Chris....** Argggggggggg
Chris: **Pounces on Bill** pretty earring!
Bill: NOOOOO! Get it off me! Get it off me!
Leo: Why should I, you mean, mean person?
Chris: Pretty pretty earring! Where'd ya get it?
Bill: Well, if you must know I made it!
Chris: Ooooooooooooooooh can I have it?
Bill: No.
Chris: **Pouts** PLEASE?
Bill: NO!
Chris: Will you give it to me if I let you go?
Bill: Well.....................
Chris: **Grins** Yay!! **Takes spell off Bill**
Bill: **Gets up and dusts himself off.**
Chris: Now hand it over!
Bill: No.
Chris: Bu-but y-you said!!!!!
Bill: No I didn't.
Chris: **glares**
Bill: Don't look at me like that...its true!
Chris: Mew (A/N that's her battle cry ^_^) **Pounces on Bill** Bill: Argggggggggggggggg
~~~The curtain closes and the audience hears the sounds of a struggle and then...Ah-ha!~~~ The curtain opens~~~
Chris: **Sitting on Bill and holding earring** Now all I need to do is get my ear pierced! **Wanders off stage grinning**
Leo: Ahem, well that was interesting. Tune in next time to see Percy get off his **Cough Cough** buttocks to come and join us! **Grins evilly** Bubi!
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A/N: Hope you liked it. Sorry it took so long to update. The next one should be up soon! Adios
Chris: Where can I get my ears pierced? ^_^
Chris: I am soooo sorry!!!
**Curtains Open**
Leo: Welcome to the third part of our show.
Chris: **Shouting at top of lungs** Guess what!
Leo: **Groans**
Audience: What!
Chris: One day Harry **shoots glance at chained figure** and Ron were eating food that did not exist while sitting at a long rectangular table that did not exist. Then the two of them got up from the table that did not exist and went to a door that did not exist. Through the door that did not exist they met Hermione who at the moment did not exist. This story does not exist. And that is the end of the non-existing story.
Audience: Wowwwwwwww.
Leo: What in the world, that doesn't make sense. How can you tell a story that doesn't exist!
Chris:**Shrug**
Leo: I'm developing a headache! Anyway we need someone as a guest star for the show. How about Ran.
Chris: But we've already used RON for our insane purposes! **Points to unconscious figure behind curtains**
Leo: Oh, right, I knew that!
Audience: Sure you did.
Leo: I did. **Looks offended** Right well doesn't he have brothers or something?
Chris: Well ya, I think.
Leo: What do you mean you think! You don't think at all!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Chris: Oh ya!
Leo: ya!
Audience: Ahem! **Clears Throat**
Leo & Chris: He he sorry.
Chris: Jinx!
Leo: I don't do jinx!
Chris: **Rolls eyes** Sure you don't.
Leo: Anyway give me one of his brother's names.
Chris: Umm I think one is Bill?
Door: SLAM
Chris: I guess I was right.
Leo: Right about WHAT?
Chris: That his name is Bill!
Leo: Whatever **Walks over to door and opens it** Hello Boll!
Bill: **Standing in the door looking dazed** It's Bill.
Leo: Bill, Boll what's the difference!
Bill: What am I doing here? And where am I? Chris: You, are in what is most commonly known as-
Leo: Shut up and let me say it! **Whacks Chris over the head with a, say it with me, frying pan.** You're in The Torture Chambers
Chris: **falls to the ground in a heap**
Bill: Are you Insane!?
Leo: Why yes, I do believe I am.
Bill: **Runs over** You could have hurt her!
Leo: Isn't that what friends are for?
Bill: **Leans over Chris concerned** Are you alright?
Leo: **Brings beaker of bubbling liquid out from behind her back** She will be if she drinks this. **Cough Cough**
Harry: Where did that beaker come from?
Ron: **Wakes up. In faint voice** Don't trust her Bill!
Bill: Did I hear something?
Leo: No It was only the voices in your puny little head. **Turns to lump in curtains** Shut Up!
Bill: What did you call my head?
Leo: Ummm nothing. Why would I talk about your head?
Bill: Never mind gimme that **Grabs beaker and pours it down Chris's throat.**
Leo: Yes, my plan has worked...
Random Kid in Audience: What plan?
Leo: Oh just the one to make Chris obsessed over the first thing she sees. Bwahahahahahaha. Wait, why is there a kid in the audience? You shouldn't be here! Do you have a parent with you? How old are you?. Oh well!
Bill: **Still leaning over Chris** What was that?
Leo: Oh nothing Bill: Right. Oh wait she's waking up.
Chris: Huh, Oooooooooooooh pretty earring. **reaches out to touch Bill's earring**
Bill: **Jerks away**
Chris: Noooooooooooo wait! **Anguished voice**
Bill: Nuh-uh that's not gonna work. I have five younger siblings remember! **Starts to back away**
Chris: Fine then. **Waves evil finger of doom** Abracadabra Zipidy zop, make this mean person stop!
Bill: **freezes in mid step**
Leo: Since when do you use rhymes?
Chris: **Shrugs** Its never to late to turn over a new petal!
Leo: Isn't it leaf?
Chris: No! It is petal cuz I say so!
Bill: Hey I'm still here you know!
Leo: Oh yes I know! Mwahahahahahahahahaha
Bill: Good then let me go!
Leo: Umm.... The one thing I don't know is how to do that. Sorry **Coughs** not.
Bill: Then find out!
Leo: **Blinks** Why?
Bill: Just DO IT!!! **Shouting**
Leo: **Sniffle** You don't have to yell at me! **Bursts into tears**
Bill: **Glances at Chris who is trying to sneak up on him and doing a very bad job of it** Look I'm sorry! But can you please, PLEASE just free me?
Leo: **Sniffles** Okay. **Pulls book out of thin air and slowly begins to read**
Bill: **Looks at Chris again and breaks into a sweat when he sees how close she is.** Great...now do you think you could look a little faster?
Leo: **Bursts into fresh tears** I'm going as fast as I can! **Wail**
Bill: Okay, Okay just calm down **Glances at Chris....** Argggggggggg
Chris: **Pounces on Bill** pretty earring!
Bill: NOOOOO! Get it off me! Get it off me!
Leo: Why should I, you mean, mean person?
Chris: Pretty pretty earring! Where'd ya get it?
Bill: Well, if you must know I made it!
Chris: Ooooooooooooooooh can I have it?
Bill: No.
Chris: **Pouts** PLEASE?
Bill: NO!
Chris: Will you give it to me if I let you go?
Bill: Well.....................
Chris: **Grins** Yay!! **Takes spell off Bill**
Bill: **Gets up and dusts himself off.**
Chris: Now hand it over!
Bill: No.
Chris: Bu-but y-you said!!!!!
Bill: No I didn't.
Chris: **glares**
Bill: Don't look at me like that...its true!
Chris: Mew (A/N that's her battle cry ^_^) **Pounces on Bill** Bill: Argggggggggggggggg
~~~The curtain closes and the audience hears the sounds of a struggle and then...Ah-ha!~~~ The curtain opens~~~
Chris: **Sitting on Bill and holding earring** Now all I need to do is get my ear pierced! **Wanders off stage grinning**
Leo: Ahem, well that was interesting. Tune in next time to see Percy get off his **Cough Cough** buttocks to come and join us! **Grins evilly** Bubi!
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A/N: Hope you liked it. Sorry it took so long to update. The next one should be up soon! Adios
Chris: Where can I get my ears pierced? ^_^