(I've heard that Mona in Wario Ware is a high school student, but in
the RPs majoraham and I have, we don't go by of how old Mona is, so I'm
pretending Mona's in her early 30's)
Hello, it's me, Wario. I have to say that my life took a turn for the worst. My infaturation with the lovely Lianne had ended in divorce, and we had only been married for a year. She found out that I was flirting with Mona, my employee at the Wario Ware! The divorce occurred a few days ago before (Wario) Junior's first birthday (That was the only child I got to keep since he was a chip off the old block). I went back to being Wario Wario again.
But the heartbreak only lasted a few weeks. Mona always told me that time heals all wounds. Mona was even getting along with Junior very well. My business was virtually still under construction. During a performance at Dschump Arena, I bid farewell to being one of the "four plumbers of the apocalypse" and threw my pom-poms in the garbage. I still listened to the intoxicatingly jaunty music of Xuxa still.
On April 15, 2004, my business had finally re-opened to the public. It was even reported on the news. Many folks were entering the place and playing the games that the business was filled with. Because my business had finally opened, Mona told me "Let's all go out for frosty chocolate to celebrate the re-opening of Wario Ware, inc.!" During our little excursion to get some lunch and gelato (or ice cream if you prefer). I sat with Mona and flirted with her. "Mona, you look beautiful today." I told Mona. She told me that I looked handsome.
A few days after my business re-opened, I went to Mona and went down onto one knee. "Mona?" I asked her. "Yes, Wario?" Mona asked me. I then pulled out the ring box, and then opened it, revealing a diamond ring. I asked her the very special question "Mona, will you marry me?". Mona was very surprised and said yes. I was so happy! Now I got a new wife (and Junior's finally got a stepmother!)!
Hello, it's me, Wario. I have to say that my life took a turn for the worst. My infaturation with the lovely Lianne had ended in divorce, and we had only been married for a year. She found out that I was flirting with Mona, my employee at the Wario Ware! The divorce occurred a few days ago before (Wario) Junior's first birthday (That was the only child I got to keep since he was a chip off the old block). I went back to being Wario Wario again.
But the heartbreak only lasted a few weeks. Mona always told me that time heals all wounds. Mona was even getting along with Junior very well. My business was virtually still under construction. During a performance at Dschump Arena, I bid farewell to being one of the "four plumbers of the apocalypse" and threw my pom-poms in the garbage. I still listened to the intoxicatingly jaunty music of Xuxa still.
On April 15, 2004, my business had finally re-opened to the public. It was even reported on the news. Many folks were entering the place and playing the games that the business was filled with. Because my business had finally opened, Mona told me "Let's all go out for frosty chocolate to celebrate the re-opening of Wario Ware, inc.!" During our little excursion to get some lunch and gelato (or ice cream if you prefer). I sat with Mona and flirted with her. "Mona, you look beautiful today." I told Mona. She told me that I looked handsome.
A few days after my business re-opened, I went to Mona and went down onto one knee. "Mona?" I asked her. "Yes, Wario?" Mona asked me. I then pulled out the ring box, and then opened it, revealing a diamond ring. I asked her the very special question "Mona, will you marry me?". Mona was very surprised and said yes. I was so happy! Now I got a new wife (and Junior's finally got a stepmother!)!