Disclaimer: No.it's true.I've bought Inuyasha from the person guy dat
created it..I'm very convincing if it wasn't for the fact dat I don't know
who created Inuyasha. Inuyasha is owned by some guy I don't know and who's
name I probably can't pronounce. ~.^!
Rose: Yes.yes I'll talk. Yes I like Yu-Gi-Oh and am writing stories about it only cause I have writers block. But I finally came up with something. So while I'll beat off the crazed fans dat are mad at me, please enjoy the story. Gomen about the hold up, it just that I'm coming up with really good story ideas for Yu-Gi-Oh! (It's my friend's fault! She's writing Yu-Gi-Oh! fics so I am too!!!)
I looked up some Japanese words on the net and I found out that if I was near Inuyasha he wouldn't like me one bit. Ya see, I love nekos. Inu means dog and Neko means cat. So you can see the conflict. ~.^!
Some information before I go. When Miroku is thinking, he'll have his thoughts( /) and his perverted sides' thoughts (//). That might help you out.
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~~moments before~~
The two girls watched the bush intensely, waiting for something to happen.
/Maybe he didn't hear us. No.he must've hear us, I mean he heard me before and I was much farther from him than this. Oh.Inuyasha hurry./ Kagome shut her eyes and prayed. /Please, someone help us. Anyone./
Right next to Kagome, Sango was doing the same thing that Kagome was doing. /Please be a furry little animal. Hell, I wouldn't care if it was a lion, just not a demon. No demon./ (a/n: if I may cut in and ask u a question: If you were naked in a hot spring with nothing to protect yourself with, wouldn't you be scared if a demon showed up out of nowhere? That's exactly how Sango is right now. Thank you for listening to me!!)
The bush shook again and gave off a huge growl.
/Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I'm going to die! I don't want to die!/ Kagome held her eyes closed a little tighter. /I don't want to die! No way in hell will I die from a fucking bush!/ GROWL! /Well maybe not the bush, but the thing inside the bush might kill me./
Sango had opened her eyes to glance at the bush only to find that the bush had stopped growling and shaking. Sango breathed a sigh of relief. "Kagome?" Sango put her hand on her friend's shoulder. "Kagome.I think we're safe now." Sango's voice was still a little shaky though.
Kagome opened her eyes to find the bush silent and still and Sango a nervous wreck. ".what do you think it was?" Kagome asked in a small voice.
"Probably a wild animal that thought it could make a free meal of us." Sango said with a forced smile. "I'm just glad it's gone."
"Yeah.me too." Kagome sighed, with her attention back on the bush.
"Kagome, you could stop staring at the bush now. There's nothing there."
Just as those words left Sango's mouth, a demon jumped out of the bush and landed in front of Sango and Kagome, bearing its fangs at the girls and giving them low growls. The demon was covered in fur and was on all fours, but you could clearly see that the demon was able to walk on two legs whenever it wished.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Both girls screamed as the demon was getting closer.
/Oh fuck, oh damn it, oh fuck, oh damn it!/ Kagome thought franticly while shutting her eyes.
/I knew it! Why'd it have to be a demon?!?!?!?!/ Sango also closed her eyes and waited for the demon to attack.
~AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!~ Inuyasha heard the screams of both girls as he and Miroku stopped at the hot springs.
"The hot springs. A fitting place for a battle don't you think so Inuyasha?" Miroku sighed as he thought about Kagome and Sango.
"Could you stop being a hentai?" Inuyasha growled back at him.
"Nope.it's my life." Miroku replied, a hint of pride resounded in his answer.
"I bet you couldn't go 4 days without being a pervert." Inuyasha turned to Miroku.
"Yeah I could if I wanted to." Miroku answered.
"Then prove it. Go 4 days without touching ANY women's ass OR breats." Inuyasha stuck his hand out so that they could shake on it.
Miroku hesitated. "What do I get if I win?"
"In the unlikely case that you do win, I'll confess my deepest secret. But if I win you have to confess yours. Now shake." Inuyasha took Miroku's hand and the bet was made. Then Inuyasha remembered why they were there. "Damn it! I forgot about the girls." Inuyasha turned back around. "That's nothing but a low-class demon." Inuyasha growled as he sniffed the air and catching the demon's scent.
"It may be a low-class demon, but it can still kill Kagome and Sango." Miroku stated.
/He's right. Damn that's the second time today./ Inuyasha flexed his claws and rested the other hand on Tegsaiga, just in case. "Miroku, I'm going to distract the demon. You go over by the girls and protect them. Do you understand?"
"Yeah." Miroku inched his way over to the two frightened girls. //Be careful not to make it seem like you were watching them, you'll lose the bet.// /You the hell are you?/ //You.//
Inuyasha creped up on the fur covered demon and tackled it giving Miroku a chance to make a run for the two girls. He made it there with his eyes glued on Inuyasha, mostly because he didn't want to lose the bet, and the demon. He placed his hands on both girls shoulders. "Are you two alright?" He asked in a caring voice.
Both girls opened their eyes and looked up. Sango spoke first. "M-Miroku? How did you know.I mean what are you doing..you HENTAI!" Sango went to hit Miroku when he stopped her. "Lady Sango, it be best if you didn't insult me right now. Why don't you and Lady Kagome get your clothes on while the demon is distracted."
"What about you?" Sango asked coldly.
Miroku had the strongest urge to look down but he didn't. //Go ahead, just one look won't hurt.// / No, I have self-control you know./ //Self-control, Ha!// /Shut up./ He stood up and turned his back on Kagome and Sango. "Go ahead, I'm not looking."
Kagome and Sango just stared at the hentai. "What's your catch Miroku? You gonna look at us once we feel secure? Well?" Kagome tried to pry whatever his plan was out of him, but it was no use.
"No plan here." Miroku just replied, with his back still turned. /I won't look, I won't look, I won't look./
As Sango and Kagome put their clothes on, they were highly aware of Miroku. /I don't trust him./ Sango thought as she finished tying her kimono. /I don't know what he's tiring to pull and I really don't care. All of his little 'plans' usually leave him on the floor with a bump on his head./
Kagome had finished getting dressed and was now beside Miroku, who was watching Inuyasha kill the demon. "So, I guess he heard us?"
"Yes he did Lady Kagome. And he and I came here as quickly as we could." Miroku said now cross-armed.
"WHY (stab) WON'T (stab) YOU (stab) DIE (stab) YOU (stab) FUCKING ASS DEMON!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled while stabbing the demon in the throat, which finally killed it. "That's what I thought, you bastard." Inuyasha looked up to see Miroku, Sango, and Kagome watching him. "Sango, Kagome, are you two alright?"
"Yeah we're fine, thank you Inuyasha." Sango said while strapping her boomerang over her shoulder. /But Miroku's a different story./
"Yeah thanks." Kagome said to Inuyasha then turned to Miroku and put her hand on his forehead. "Are you okay Miroku? Are you feeling okay?"
Miroku put on a questioning face. "Yes Lady Kagome, I'm alright. Why do you ask?"
"No reason, expect the fact that you're not your usually hentai self. What's the matter? Has hentai lost his touch?" Kagome teased Miroku while putting on a grin.
Miroku just put on a nervous smile. /Don't tell her, they'll provoke me. And that'll make it even harder to win this bet./ "No, it's just that I've decided to treat you with the respect that you deserve."
/Nice lie Miroku. Now let's see if I can't get him to do something hentai- ish./ Inuyasha walked over to the three. "Bullshit. I highly doubt that."
"I have to side with Inuyasha on that. There's no way you stopped being a hentai." Sango chimed in.
"Same with me. You can try doing that Miroku, but don't expect to go very far with it." Kagome added as she and Sango started off toward the campsite. "Come on, let's go back so that Sango and I can start dinner."
"Is it ramen?" Inuyasha asked in an urging manner. "Please tell me it's ramen."
"Maybe, maybe not. You'll just have to wait and see." Kagome replied.
Inuyasha just started to sulk then started to mumble something. "Come on Miroku."
/Inuyasha's going to make me lose this bet somehow. I'm going to have to keep my eye on him./ Miroku followed behind Inuyasha, avoiding any accusations of him being a pervert in any possible way.
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Rose: Okay I know that this was a short chapter. That's only because my parents are being mean and are refusing to let me on the computer at home. So I only have school to type and post this. I promise the next chapter will be longer. (and I'm typing Mute's next chapter.)
Peace Out ~ Rosepedal711~
Rose: Yes.yes I'll talk. Yes I like Yu-Gi-Oh and am writing stories about it only cause I have writers block. But I finally came up with something. So while I'll beat off the crazed fans dat are mad at me, please enjoy the story. Gomen about the hold up, it just that I'm coming up with really good story ideas for Yu-Gi-Oh! (It's my friend's fault! She's writing Yu-Gi-Oh! fics so I am too!!!)
I looked up some Japanese words on the net and I found out that if I was near Inuyasha he wouldn't like me one bit. Ya see, I love nekos. Inu means dog and Neko means cat. So you can see the conflict. ~.^!
Some information before I go. When Miroku is thinking, he'll have his thoughts( /) and his perverted sides' thoughts (//). That might help you out.
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~~moments before~~
The two girls watched the bush intensely, waiting for something to happen.
/Maybe he didn't hear us. No.he must've hear us, I mean he heard me before and I was much farther from him than this. Oh.Inuyasha hurry./ Kagome shut her eyes and prayed. /Please, someone help us. Anyone./
Right next to Kagome, Sango was doing the same thing that Kagome was doing. /Please be a furry little animal. Hell, I wouldn't care if it was a lion, just not a demon. No demon./ (a/n: if I may cut in and ask u a question: If you were naked in a hot spring with nothing to protect yourself with, wouldn't you be scared if a demon showed up out of nowhere? That's exactly how Sango is right now. Thank you for listening to me!!)
The bush shook again and gave off a huge growl.
/Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I'm going to die! I don't want to die!/ Kagome held her eyes closed a little tighter. /I don't want to die! No way in hell will I die from a fucking bush!/ GROWL! /Well maybe not the bush, but the thing inside the bush might kill me./
Sango had opened her eyes to glance at the bush only to find that the bush had stopped growling and shaking. Sango breathed a sigh of relief. "Kagome?" Sango put her hand on her friend's shoulder. "Kagome.I think we're safe now." Sango's voice was still a little shaky though.
Kagome opened her eyes to find the bush silent and still and Sango a nervous wreck. ".what do you think it was?" Kagome asked in a small voice.
"Probably a wild animal that thought it could make a free meal of us." Sango said with a forced smile. "I'm just glad it's gone."
"Yeah.me too." Kagome sighed, with her attention back on the bush.
"Kagome, you could stop staring at the bush now. There's nothing there."
Just as those words left Sango's mouth, a demon jumped out of the bush and landed in front of Sango and Kagome, bearing its fangs at the girls and giving them low growls. The demon was covered in fur and was on all fours, but you could clearly see that the demon was able to walk on two legs whenever it wished.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Both girls screamed as the demon was getting closer.
/Oh fuck, oh damn it, oh fuck, oh damn it!/ Kagome thought franticly while shutting her eyes.
/I knew it! Why'd it have to be a demon?!?!?!?!/ Sango also closed her eyes and waited for the demon to attack.
~AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!~ Inuyasha heard the screams of both girls as he and Miroku stopped at the hot springs.
"The hot springs. A fitting place for a battle don't you think so Inuyasha?" Miroku sighed as he thought about Kagome and Sango.
"Could you stop being a hentai?" Inuyasha growled back at him.
"Nope.it's my life." Miroku replied, a hint of pride resounded in his answer.
"I bet you couldn't go 4 days without being a pervert." Inuyasha turned to Miroku.
"Yeah I could if I wanted to." Miroku answered.
"Then prove it. Go 4 days without touching ANY women's ass OR breats." Inuyasha stuck his hand out so that they could shake on it.
Miroku hesitated. "What do I get if I win?"
"In the unlikely case that you do win, I'll confess my deepest secret. But if I win you have to confess yours. Now shake." Inuyasha took Miroku's hand and the bet was made. Then Inuyasha remembered why they were there. "Damn it! I forgot about the girls." Inuyasha turned back around. "That's nothing but a low-class demon." Inuyasha growled as he sniffed the air and catching the demon's scent.
"It may be a low-class demon, but it can still kill Kagome and Sango." Miroku stated.
/He's right. Damn that's the second time today./ Inuyasha flexed his claws and rested the other hand on Tegsaiga, just in case. "Miroku, I'm going to distract the demon. You go over by the girls and protect them. Do you understand?"
"Yeah." Miroku inched his way over to the two frightened girls. //Be careful not to make it seem like you were watching them, you'll lose the bet.// /You the hell are you?/ //You.//
Inuyasha creped up on the fur covered demon and tackled it giving Miroku a chance to make a run for the two girls. He made it there with his eyes glued on Inuyasha, mostly because he didn't want to lose the bet, and the demon. He placed his hands on both girls shoulders. "Are you two alright?" He asked in a caring voice.
Both girls opened their eyes and looked up. Sango spoke first. "M-Miroku? How did you know.I mean what are you doing..you HENTAI!" Sango went to hit Miroku when he stopped her. "Lady Sango, it be best if you didn't insult me right now. Why don't you and Lady Kagome get your clothes on while the demon is distracted."
"What about you?" Sango asked coldly.
Miroku had the strongest urge to look down but he didn't. //Go ahead, just one look won't hurt.// / No, I have self-control you know./ //Self-control, Ha!// /Shut up./ He stood up and turned his back on Kagome and Sango. "Go ahead, I'm not looking."
Kagome and Sango just stared at the hentai. "What's your catch Miroku? You gonna look at us once we feel secure? Well?" Kagome tried to pry whatever his plan was out of him, but it was no use.
"No plan here." Miroku just replied, with his back still turned. /I won't look, I won't look, I won't look./
As Sango and Kagome put their clothes on, they were highly aware of Miroku. /I don't trust him./ Sango thought as she finished tying her kimono. /I don't know what he's tiring to pull and I really don't care. All of his little 'plans' usually leave him on the floor with a bump on his head./
Kagome had finished getting dressed and was now beside Miroku, who was watching Inuyasha kill the demon. "So, I guess he heard us?"
"Yes he did Lady Kagome. And he and I came here as quickly as we could." Miroku said now cross-armed.
"WHY (stab) WON'T (stab) YOU (stab) DIE (stab) YOU (stab) FUCKING ASS DEMON!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled while stabbing the demon in the throat, which finally killed it. "That's what I thought, you bastard." Inuyasha looked up to see Miroku, Sango, and Kagome watching him. "Sango, Kagome, are you two alright?"
"Yeah we're fine, thank you Inuyasha." Sango said while strapping her boomerang over her shoulder. /But Miroku's a different story./
"Yeah thanks." Kagome said to Inuyasha then turned to Miroku and put her hand on his forehead. "Are you okay Miroku? Are you feeling okay?"
Miroku put on a questioning face. "Yes Lady Kagome, I'm alright. Why do you ask?"
"No reason, expect the fact that you're not your usually hentai self. What's the matter? Has hentai lost his touch?" Kagome teased Miroku while putting on a grin.
Miroku just put on a nervous smile. /Don't tell her, they'll provoke me. And that'll make it even harder to win this bet./ "No, it's just that I've decided to treat you with the respect that you deserve."
/Nice lie Miroku. Now let's see if I can't get him to do something hentai- ish./ Inuyasha walked over to the three. "Bullshit. I highly doubt that."
"I have to side with Inuyasha on that. There's no way you stopped being a hentai." Sango chimed in.
"Same with me. You can try doing that Miroku, but don't expect to go very far with it." Kagome added as she and Sango started off toward the campsite. "Come on, let's go back so that Sango and I can start dinner."
"Is it ramen?" Inuyasha asked in an urging manner. "Please tell me it's ramen."
"Maybe, maybe not. You'll just have to wait and see." Kagome replied.
Inuyasha just started to sulk then started to mumble something. "Come on Miroku."
/Inuyasha's going to make me lose this bet somehow. I'm going to have to keep my eye on him./ Miroku followed behind Inuyasha, avoiding any accusations of him being a pervert in any possible way.
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Rose: Okay I know that this was a short chapter. That's only because my parents are being mean and are refusing to let me on the computer at home. So I only have school to type and post this. I promise the next chapter will be longer. (and I'm typing Mute's next chapter.)
Peace Out ~ Rosepedal711~