Rose: Konnichi Wa!!!
Hiei: Hello…
Rose: Guess what? I'M STILL ALIVE!!! MY FRIENDS DIDN'T KILL ME!!! OH YEAH!!!
Hiei: O_O…Did you ever find Inuyasha or Miroku yet?
Rose: No…but don't worry…they'll show up sooner or later…By the way, this is the chapter in which you guys find out what Kagome and Sango have planned for Miroku!!!!!
Hiei: Hn…
Rose: ^_^!!!
Hiei: I guess I have to do the disclaimer?
Rose: Wouldn't hurt…
Hiei: ::sigh:: fine…I'll do it…
Rose: YEY!!! ::glomps Hiei::
Hiei: O____O…can't….breathe…need….air…
Rose: ^_^' Oh…sorry…do the disclaimer…
Hiei: ¬_¬ Rose does not own Inuyasha…she does however own the computer on which she is typing…and all occurrences are purely coincidental…
Rose: ^_^ Now on with the fic!!!
Hiei: -_-…you interrupted me…
Rose: ^_^ Sorry…go on…
Hiei: -_-…everything is pure thoughts of her evil, twisted, sick imagination...
Rose: ¬_¬ Again with the sick…stop it…
Hiei: ^_^ No!
Rose: ~_~ My mind isn't dat sick and twisted and evil is it?
Hiei: O_O…uh…if I say yes then you'll cry…so…NO!
Rose: ~O~…lair!!
Hiei: ^_^''''' Please enjoy the chapter…!!!
Rose: ~_~ You're not listening to me!!!
Hiei: ^^''''
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Chapter 14: A Turn For The Worst
The day had gone by rather slowly. Kagome and Sango had stayed away from both Inuyasha and Miroku, planning their attempt to get Miroku to crack. It was going on quite well actually.
"So you know what to do, right?" Kagome whispered to Sango.
"Yep. All we have to do is wait for the right time." An evil grin came across Sango's face as she thought about what they had planned.
"Great!" Kagome said as she and Sango walked into view of the guys.
Inuyasha, who had already been let in to what was going to take place, smirked as they came over to him. "So what exactly took you girls so long?"
"It's a girl thing." Kagome casually replied. "You wouldn't…well…couldn't understand it."
"You really think so?" Inuyasha was gawking at the fact that his mate had just insulted him.
"Yes, I really think so." She mocked him.
"Then tell me what took you two so long and I bet I understand it." Inuyasha put on a strong stance and glared at her.
"Miroku, you want to have a say in this?" Sango popped in.
Miroku, have trying to stay out of the conversation, was startled to find that they had actually brought him into this. "Uh…I think it's best if I didn't contribute to this conversation."
"Oh come on. Your like the woman expert…even though you've been never been in bed with one." The last part was spoken in a whisper to where only Inuyasha could hear her.
"Sango's got a point there Mr. Woman Expert." Inuyasha was the only one aware to Miroku's uneasiness. He IS a dog-demon.
"Yeah Miroku…you probably know more about girls than mister know-it-all dog over here." Sango laughed at Kagome's comment to Inuyasha.
Inuyasha just crossed his arms on his chest and stood there pouting. "Go ahead Miroku, enlighten me." He said in a sassy voice.
"I'd rather not—" Miroku was cut short as both Kagome and Sango got on either side of him and started to sweet talk him.
"Come on Miroku…teach him something new." Kagome said in a seductive tone.
"Yes…teach him all you know." Sango's tone was equally as seductive.
"…" Miroku was at a loss for words. (a/n: Miroku's expression at this point would probably be something like O_________O''''') /What the hell has gotten into them??!!?!?!/
"Well Miroku…" By now both girls were running their index fingers along his chest in circles (his shirt is still on).
"Yeah Miroku…teach me all you know." Inuyasha couldn't help but smirk at the scene before him. /He won't last too much longer…then I win./
"Uh…well…um…" Miroku was at a lost of words. If he was to act upon his hentai instincts then he would lose the bet, but if he was to play it cool and ignore his instincts he would miss the most prime opportune time to be himself. "…um…"
"We're waiting." Kagome and Sango replied in a singsong tone and perfectly in sync. They both pressed their fingers into his chest.
"Yeah Miroku, we're waiting." Inuyasha was now completely enjoying Kagome and Sango's way of torturing Miroku. Then he got a brilliant idea to help along with the torture. "Unless you're not the hentai we thought you were."
Miroku's eyes dilated twice their size. "W-W-What did you just say?"
"You heard me, you're not a hentai! You just claim to be a hentai, but you're not!"
The color in Miroku's cheeks drained as his anger reached a new height. "I am too a hentai!"
"Well then Mr. Hentai…prove it." Inuyasha smirked.
"How?" Miroku was now frustrated not to mention pissed off.
"Your answers are sitting on your sides."
Miroku looked at both Kagome and Sango. "Y-Y-You mean…them?!"
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Rose: ^^ I'm sorry to everyone who wanted me to continue…but it just felt right ending it there.
Hiei: -_-…that and you didn't feel like writing anymore…
Rose: -_-…I wanted to write more…I just have to finish my project first…before my mom comes in and catches me writing this instead of doing my project…
Hiei: English?
Rose: Yeah…
Hiei: Second?
Rose: Yep…the second English project due this week…at least I have until Friday…
Hiei: O_O…Your mom is coming…
Rose: O_O''''''' OH CRAP!!!!….uh…please leave a review…::clicks out and starts finishing English project::
Hiei: ^^''''' Yes…please leave a review…