John Phoenix invented a new dance that's better than the Harlem Shake, callED the John Phoenix Shake. Everyone wanted to do it but he only did the John Phoenix Shake behind locked doors.
One day Dylan Fitchar got a secret camera like Mattt Engarde did and Dylan put the camera on a mouse that lived in John Phoenix's house and the mouse watched John Phoenix do the John Phoenix Shake.
"Hahaha now I will do the John Phoenix Shake and become popular," said Dylan evilly.
Dylan went to Times Square and did the John Phoenix Shake except he called it the Dylan Shake. He thought he would become popular but then John Phoenix's face appeared on the jumbotron.
"What the heck?" said Dylan, peeing himself like dakoolguy's personal enemies do whenever he logs on after a busy day to alpha them. "John Phoenix?"
"Dylan Fitchar, you are under arrest for copyright infringement," said John Phoenix's giant head.
Because, you see, John Phoenix had copyrighted the John Phoenix shake!
"OBJECTION!" said an evil prosecutor named Jordan Phoenix. "You can't copyright dance moves! Let Dylan go!"
"OBJECTION!" said John Phoenix. "The John Phoenix Shake is actually an intricately choreographed dance routine, which CAN be copyrighted. You are obviously evil."
Dylan Fitchar was arrested and then Jordan Phoenix was arrested too for being bad.
"GUILTY" said the Judge.
All the New Yorkers cheered.
"Good work, John Phoenix!" said Edgeworth as fireworks went off. "You saved the John Phoenix Shake from the trolls who wouldst steal it." This is like how trolls steal the Ace Attorney section by posting non-John Phoenix stories.
"That was only the John Phoenix Shake Fake Version," said John Phoenix. "I only did it for the mouse. The real dance is still my own secret."
Uncle Phoenix tried to make up a dance called the Uncle Phoenix Shake but it was stupid so everyone punched and bit him.
"Let's go back to Los Angeles!" said Trucy.
"We'll take my large plane," said Edgeworth.
THE END