RC: I've really been slacking off! -_-' DAMN THE SCHOOL I GOT TO AND IT'S ENTERAL ENHANCED HOMEWORK AND LOUSY TIMES INCLUDING BUS RIDE! *hyperventilates*
Tea: What do I have to do I have to do in the story? What's my rationale?
RC's brain: Uh oh, I don't know what rationale means.
RC's brain cells: It's happy, thought, purpose... I know it means delicious!
RC: Tea, the Yu-gi-oh fanfiction isn't a food.
Tea: -_-' Swing and a miss.
RC: Now to continue the story.
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Narrator: Bakura did all this cool stuff and said "It's YOU!"
Bakura: IT'S YOU! O_O
You: AHHH! *turns off monitor*
Bakura: I meant the person that opened the door.
The person that opened the door: It's me TRISTAN! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Bakura: I thought I killed you!!!
Tristan: You did...
Bakura: Ohh... Ok.
Tristan: Now for some revenge! DIE!!!
Bakura: WAIT! The thing happened like... 5 years ago man, I've gotten over it, let's just be friends again.
Tristan: Wow, neat thing coming from you!
Pods: *open*
All 5: AHH! IT'S Tristan, the forgotten yu-gi – I mean Duel monster TV show character! *dramatic pause* That was weird! So was that! AHH WE'RE READING EACH OTHERS MINDS! O_O AHHHHHH!
Tristan: What's with them?
Bakura: Nothing, I want you to lie down in the pod over there ok.
Tristan: *lies down in pod* OK!
Bakura: *runs after the other 5 characters*
*Kaiba breaks down the door with a dozen troops from the National Guard*
Kaiba: That's it, you're coming with me!
Tristan: *gets dragged to jail kicking and screaming* DAMN YOU BAKURA!!!
Bakura: ^_^ Ooo! Tristan said a bad word! Ha ha!
---Outside---
Yugi: That was pretty weird though!
Yami: AHH! You said what I was thinking! O_O
Yugi: Yami... We're technically the same person!
Yami: Ohh.
Joey: Well what are we going to do now?
Tea: Things can't get any worse though!
*dramatic pause*
Tea: Yep, Nothing at all.
*Tristan flies out of nowhere with a Heavy machine gun*
Ryou: Damn It!
Bakura: Ooo! You said a bad word! ^_^
Ryou: Shut up and run!
Tristan: I am the king of Belgium! Give me all your money! *fires machine gun* Ahhh! How does this thing work!? T_T
Yugi: NOOO! O_O
Yami: What?
Yugi: I left my Duel Monster cards in the pod! T_T
Ryou: Ahem! They're in your pocket. -_-'
Yugi: ^_^ Ohh.
Tristan: Got it! Time to die!
Bakura: O_O He found out how to work the HMG! RUN!
Tristan: *chases after them* Kill Kill Kill Die Die Die! Kill Kill Ki - *falls into sewer* Crap! They got away! T_T
Tea: Phew! We lost him!
Yami: Wait! Things can't get any better! ^_^
Joey: It doesn't work that way.
*A plane explodes in midair and $1000 falls from it directly into Yami's face*
Yami: AHH! My eyes! They burn!
Yugi: Wow! What will we spend it on?
*Yugi's thought*
Yugi: YAY! I have my own TV show! ^_^
*Yami's thought*
Yami: Neat, I passed the fourth grade! ^_^
*Joey's thought*
Joey: Kaiba's my butler! ^_^
Kaiba: *mood less grin* Here's your piping hot soup.
Joey: I never asked for soup! *Splashes it all over Kaiba*
Kaiba: O_O AHHH! MY SKIN'S PEELING OFF!
Joey: YAY! ^_^
*Tea's thought*
Tea: Neat, I've married Yami! ^_^... Wait! NOOOO! T_T
Yami: Don't worry, I can become Yugi! ^_^
Tea: YAY! ^_^
*Ryou's thought*
Ryou: Cool! I have a polite Yami! ^_^
Bakura; Hello there old chap, I've got to get going. Cherrios! *Politely eats a box of cheerios*
*Bakura's thought*
Bakura: Awesome! Tristan's dead! ^_^ Thanks Tito!
Tito: ΦΗΘ ИЬӘ‰ ℓ╚╗
Bakura: Cool!
*Kaiba's thought, just for fun*
Kaiba: YAY! The pile's slightly bigger! ^_^
*See a huge pile of money*
Yami: ... Why don't we figure out what we're going to do with the money the next chapter?
Joey: Wow, that's a really smart idea Yami.
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RC: Yeah Yami. ^_^ See ya next chapter.