RC: I feel all crappy; I damaged my finger now I have to use my left hand to write T_T.
Joey: ... It's only a finger.
RC: What! IT'S NOT JUST A FINGER, IT'S MY FINGER, AND YOU WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT ME! *multiple blood vessels burst*
Joey: ... What about the actual TV show?
RC: O_O THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Cops: Arrest this man for public disturbance
RC: I'LL GET YOU JOEY!!!
***1 hour later***
Joey: RC's lawyers tell me to start the show. So... now, the show! ^_^
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Narrator: The gang's just got $1000 and they're wondering what to do with it.
Yami: Let's buy 10 $100 bills!
Ryou: See Yami, that wouldn't solve anything. We'd still have $1000
Yami: Ok then. 100 $10 bills! ^_^
Bakura: *staring at Ryou* I could've killed him! But NOOOO!
Joey: Well, we could get drunk!
Yugi: One, we're under-aged. Two, No one would pass me off as an 18 year old. I look like a ten year old and I'm in high school for crying out loud! Three, Yami wouldn't be aloud in!
Yami: Why? T_T
Yugi: Kaiba's bar is the only bar in town!
Joey: ... We all wouldn't be able to go in anyway! This sucks T_T
Yugi: That's another obvious point…
Tea: Well, why don't we split up?
Ryou: Who'll get to hold on to the money?
Bakura: Ooo, I will!!!
Tea: Bakura, we went over this before, you can't be trusted.
Joey: Yea, like that time we asked you to get us that new cell phone, you can back with 50 pounds of chocolate…
Bakura: … It wasn't chocolate… It was pure evil…
Yami: Wow… I ate one and it tasted like chocolate to me?
Bakura: SHUT UP FOOL!!! O_O
Others: …
Yami: Do I have to…
Bakura: -_-' *sigh* Why bother… I'll introduce you to Mr.Knife later.
Yami: A new friend! ^_^
Joey: Hey! Let's talk to that obscene man in a dark robe that nobody seems suspicious about!
Others: ... ^_^ OK!
???: That's it! Come closer! Hehehe! *trips over robes* Oww! T_T
Yugi: *gasp* Are you ok?
Others: O_O *slowly back away*
Yugi: Aren't you going to help him?
Others: O_O *silence*
???: Hello! Help!
Yugi: *Lifts him up* Are you ok? *Lifts hood* O_O It's MARIK!
Marik: Ahh! Damn it! I mean... Hello Yugi!
Yugi: *nervous* Uhh... hi ^_^' *smiles unintentionally*
Marik: I see you still have the Millennium Puzzle! I'll do what ever I can and not be distracted to take that puzzle! I... O_O You have $1000! Can I help you spend it!
Yami: Sure! ^_^ The more the merrier!
Tea: Yami! He's trying to steal you and take your power!
Yami: Look at that face, is that the face of a madman!
Marik: *has a big evil smile and a cloud of darkness shrouds behind him*
Joey: *hack* *cough* Where did that cloud come from?
Bakura: Listen! You won't get the Millennium Puzzle!
Yugi: Wow, thanks Bakura! ^_^
Bakura: If anyone's going to steal it, it's gonna be me ^_^
Yugi: *backs away from Bakura slowly*
Joey: Hello! Guys! Money! A lot of it!
All: Oh Yeah!
Yugi: Really, what are we going to do with it?
Marik: I got it! Hire a spy to find out what Kaiba did!
Ryou: Uhh... Marik, how did you know that?
Marik: I really don't know.
Tea: Well that is a good idea.
Joey: No it's not, it's a terrible idea!
Marik: How?
Yugi: He's right; Kaiba has bodyguards all around the steps he takes!
Yami: Then let's do something like… Eat! ^_^
Joey: Yeah! We'll have the biggest meal ever! ^_^
Bakura: We're not going to waste it you fools!
Ryou: Let's just take a plan to Kaiba's secret company headquarters!
Bakura: Where would that be?
Ryou: CANADA! ^_^
Yami: YAY! Polar bears and igloos! ^_^
Marik: -_-' Fine spit all over my idea!
Yugi: First we have to get a plane.
-At the airport-
Tea: How did we get there so fast?
Yami: … Internet?
Marik: Hi, I'd like 7 Tickets to Canada! ^_^
Person: Sorry, I can't sell those anymore.
Marik: ¬_¬ Really? › Uses Millennium Rod š
Person: O_O 7 TICKETS MASTER! *gives tickets*
Marik: Thank You! ^_^
Person: O_O
Marik: … You are… YAMI!
Person: O_O
Marik: WOW! You should do stand up!
-At Coffee Stand-
Yugi: Yami, want a cappuccino?
Yami: O_O
Yugi: … Yami?
Announcement: FLIGHT TO CANADA NOW BOARDING!
Yugi: YAY! OFF TO CANADA!
Yami: O_O
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RC: YAY! THEY'RE GOING TO VISIT ME! ^_^ I'm so lonely in my basement… T_T What will happen on the plane? When will they get there? Will I wait at the airport for them… Nah!