These characters... they don't belong to me. I know such a pity. They belong to J.K Rowling :D

Background. Some students and staff come across a cookie in the great hall. Yes a cookie. On the floor lays a cookie. Here is one conversation between a student and a teacher:

Professor Snape, and Student Draco Malfoy.

Snape- Don't eat the cookie

Malfoy- I wasn't going to eat the cookie.

Snape- DON'T EAT THE DAMNED COOKIE.

Malfoy- Since when was I going to eat the bloody cookie?

Malfoy sets cookie back down on the floor

END.