***NO AUTOURS NOTE***
***BUSY DRIVING***
Yami Marik: Uhh... RC... You might want to turn.
RC: Why would you say that?
Yami Marik: 'Cause we're about to hit a tree.
RC: Yami Marik, don't say anything unless it's a real emergency.
Car: *buzzsaws come out of hood*
Yami Marik: O_O
RC: See what I mean.
Yugi: RC, You're on the side walk!
RC: So...
Yugi: O_O THE BUZZSAWS WILL KILL PEOPLE!
RC: Oh right. ^_^' People on Earth are mortal.
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Yugi: Phew.
Yami: This car is comfy ^_^
Kaiba: *sobbing*
Mokuba: What's wrong Seto?
Kaiba: How come I don't have a Porsche!
Mokuba: Don't worry, it's in the garage.
Kaiba: O_O Which one! WHICH! *cries*
Ryou: That's a first.
Bakura: What are you implying?
Ryou: I mean look, were in Canada, there's no snow, no igloos, and no polar bears, just a sunny beach.
Bakura ¬_¬ You're looking at a sign that says MADE IN USA.
Ryou: Phew, I thought the rumors were wrong ^_^
Tea: Hey Joey?
Joey: Zzzzzz
Tea: JOEY!
Joey: Mmm... I'm a big boy today ....*drools*
Tea: Oh well, looks like you won't be having anything... to... DAMN! RC! What's a Canadian delicacy?
RC: Uhh, I really don't know. ^_^ '
Tea: Oh... umm... You won't have any food!
Joey: O_O I'm AWAKE!
Tea: Wow, his obsession with food is almost like my obsession with friendship…
Joey: *blank stare*
Tea: … You're still asleep aren't you!?
Joey: *snoring*
Tea: -_-' That explains it all.
RC: So Yugi, anything new happen lately?
Yugi: Nope.
RC: Oh..... Ok
Yami: The trunk is so big! ^_^
Yugi: How did you get in the trunk Yami?
Yami: I dunno, there's was this hole and I went into it and I hit my foot on the back of RC's seat and I -
RC: O_O DON'T SCUFF THE SEATS! GOD HELP YOU IF THEIR'S A SCRATCH!
Yami: *sitting quietly in the trunk* ... I'm sorry T_T
RC: YOU BETTER BE!
Yugi: You shouldn't be so hard on him; he has a very low self esteem.
Yami: *in fetal position*
RC: Well, here's the hotel.
Yami Marik: We're staying there?
RC: ...No, were staying at the Motel.
Yami Marik: Whats the difference? ¬_¬
RC: Smaller Rooms ^_^
All: ... Great.
Yami MArik: I'm a guy who's supposed to kill HIM!? *points to Yami*
Yami: *drooling* Hey! A red and yellow pill! *eats the pill* ^_^
Marik: I think I deserve a little more than just a motel if that was what my life was about.
Bakura: Suck it up you big baby!
Marik: I'll kill you!
Yami Marik: I'll kill you! *point to Marik*
Bakura: But I wanna kill him.
Yami Marik: I'll kill YOU!!!
Bakura: Bring it!
RC: Please don't get blood on my seats...
Yami Marik: *lunging at Bakura*
Bakura: *lunging at Yami Marik*
RC: . CHURCH!!! PHAROH!!!
Bakura: AAAHHHH!!! T_T
Yami Marik: AAAHHHH!!! T_T
Yami: Did someone call me!?
-At the Motel-
RC: Isn't teleportation convenient? ^_^
Mokuba: Wow, I want to be your little brother. ^_^
Kaiba: T_T You don't care for me!
Mokuba: Sure I do.
Kaiba: To make things even... ¬_¬ Santa doesn't exist.
Yugi: Kaiba!
Kaiba: What, he has to learn sooner or later!
Yami: Hey, our food is here
Tea: We didn't order food.
Tristan: There isn't even a phone.
Yugi: Yeah, and.... O_O WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!
Tristan: Oh, I've come to kill you, but I can't kill on an empty stomach. ^_^
Everyone: ... *not laughing*
Joey: Hehehe, he tried to pull a funny. ^_^
Yami: I got the food! ^_^
Tristan: *throws hook at Yami's legs*
Yami: *falls* AHHHH! O_O
Ryou: Great Scott! Are you ok?
Yami: ... could you get the medical book, and look up fork and lung?
Ryou: Why?
Yami: Time's a factor!
Yugi: T_T NOOOO!!! YAMI'S GONNA DIE!!!
Tristan: ... Hello, the maniac that's going to slaughter you all!
Kaiba: Mokuba, get the gun.
Mokuba: *pulls a ballistic rocket launcher from back pocket*
Tristan: What the hell! O_O
Mokuba: NOW'S THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENT! ¬_¬ *fires*
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Boom
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(///RC: Wow that was pretty pointless\\\)
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RC: The blast separated everyone and now that Tristan's loose, only god knows what'll happen, I get to be a part of it. ^_^