RC: *gasp* It's Kaiba! O_O
Kaiba: How dare you take my little brother away from me! I'll sue your ass for custody!
Mokuba: But Seto, I –
Kaiba: Not now, jerkass!
RC: You're on!
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In court
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Kaiba: *holding a 50 page document entitled "My accident"*
Baliff: All rise for the all powerful Judge Master, Judge-Man!
RC: O_O You got a monster to be a part of the court!
Kaiba: No, it's the name of the judge master.
RC: Oh…
*to be continued*
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Narrator: We see Joey Tea and Ryou walking through Downtown… wherever that is.
Joey, Tea and Ryou
Joey: …
Tea: …
Ryou: …
Joey: You know what I just realized?
Ryou: What?
Joey: Pokemon contains subliminal messaging…
(///RC: My god, they've gotten so boring I have to relive that memory. -_-\\\)
Tea: Joey, just stop. Pokemon is cool enough as it is without you messing it up.
Ryou: How do you like little furry things that kill each other so much? It's like Pikmin. You know it's a cult right.
Joey: … I'm scared now T_T
Tea: Shouldn't we look for the others.
Ryou: We should, but I could care less with Bakura's second film coming out.
Joey: Bakura: I wonder what ever happened to him…
Ryou: …
Tea: Umm Joey, your lack of knowledge is dropping the ratings and the story is no longer funny.
*Tristan appears*
Joey: O_O Oh no! It's my one of my best friends!
Tristan: *holding a money bag*
Tea: Umm, Tristan.
Tristan: I wouldn't normally ask this, cause I'm evil and undead and all but…
Ryou: You're undead?
Tristan: Yea… Boating Mishap.
Ryou: Why are you evil anyways?
Tristan: Wait… BAKURA!!!
Tea: Great job Ryou, you mad him evil again.
Tristan: Ryou is Bakura right?
Ryou: *gone*
Tristan: HE MUST DIE!!! *runs away*
Tea: … Umm, shouldn't we follow him?
Joey: Why help him, he'll only get richer.
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Where Ryou is
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Ryou: I hope he didn't notice I left… *pant*
Tristan: I can smell his fear… hehehe.
Ryou: O_O Oh why didn't Yugi convince me into taking to negotiation lessons… Wait…
Tristan: *pointing at Ryou* I'll kill you!!!
Ryou: What are you going to do… poke my eyes out?
Tristan: WHAT!!! Damn those censors…. Oh well. *shoots Ryou in the arm*
Ryou: Owww!!! X_x What the hell!!!
Tristan: Now for the glancing blow…
Joey: Hey I'm in the story again… *gasp* Ryou's in trouble!!!
Tea: Umm Joey… how do you know that?
Joey: He's right over there.
Tea: Well, that's convenient.
Ryou: O_O Who'd think I would be the first to get shot… I though it would be Yugi.
Tristan: You know, that was my plan.
Ryou: T_T Oh, that shows commitment.
Joey: Tristan stop!!!
Tristan: Huh! *runs away awkwardly*
Tea: Why is everything so awkward…?
Joey It makes no sense…
Tea: Damn you RC for making this story socially awkward! T_T
Ryou: Hello!!! The one who's bleeding!!!
Joey: Hi Ryou! ^_^
Ryou: T_T
Tea: *calling 911* Hello, my friend got shot… Okay thanks.
Joey: Who was that?
Tea: 911… They'll be here in 45 minutes or less or it's free
Ryou: T_T Yay…
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RC: Well… That took a lot of will power to say I was socially awkward… *looking at a ripped in half finger trap* O_O*curls into fetal position* so… much… evil…