RC: Well, as I abruptly said last chapter… They're all at the hospital

RC (Light Side): They look pretty badly hurt, can't you make them better?

RC: It's just a story… and it's rated 13+

RC (Light Side) Well… good for you then ^_^

RC: Ok… I'm a little freaked. Let's start the chapter!

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Narrator: At the hospital where the all somehow met!

Secretary: Doctor, we have three strange people here, one got hit by a car, the other got shot, and one got into and ambulance accident…

Doctor: What a day, first the drinking fountain squirts me and now this!

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In Kaiba's Room

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Yami: Then you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said that I said that you said you got hit by a car…

Yugi: Are you still saying that!?

Yami: Well, I have to prove a point!

Yugi: Yami, can you tell me the point!?

Yami: Umm… that Kaiba said that I said that he said that I said –

Yugi: Why bother… -_-

Mokuba: SETOOO!!! T_T

Kaiba: AHH!!! Mokuba I'm right here!!!

Mokuba: What, I was just reading the biography of Seto, the place in Japan ^_^

Kaiba: So you don't care about me…

Mokuba: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

Kaiba: Why bother…

Yugi and Kaiba: *sigh*

Yami: You two are alike in some ways…

Kaiba: Shut up Yami!

Yugi: Yami… why do you talk…

Yami: See ^_^

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In Ryou's room

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Joey: Umm that's everything doctor…

Tea: You do know you're talking to a coat hanger…

Joey: I knew I shouldn't have eaten those pills I found on the floor…

Ryou: *clicking the service button over and over again*

Nurse: Yes?

Ryou: Umm… I forgot ^_^"

Nurse: Ok… *leaves*

Ryou: … *clicking the service button over and over again*

Nurse: Yes…

Ryou: I remember what it was, could youuuu…

Nurse: Please sir, I'm supposed to be helping a surgeon, could you please speed it up?

Ryou: I'm sorry what?

Nurse: WHADDYA WANT!?

Ryou: Well, I'd like a new nurse; I'm experiencing some grave emotional pain…

Nurse: …*leaves*

Ryou: … *clicking the service button over and over again* ^_^

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In Yami Marik's Room

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Marik: I told ya driving's harder than it looks…

Yami Marik: You're just lucky I'm a spirit and not human or I'd kill you!

Bakura: Me thinks his thinker is messed up!

Yami Marik: I HATE you my love…

Both: …

Marik: I really think we should get a doctor in here fast…

Bakura: No need my friend!!! ^_^

Marik: O_O

Bakura: *in doctor get up* I'm Dr. Bakura, I'm gonna take out your liver bones ^_^

Marik: This is going no where but bad… -_-"

Announcement: Will room 123, 456 and 789 please come to the torture- I mean, examination room…

Bakura: … Stupid announcer guy, ruining my fun…

Marik: Thank god… -_-"

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In Kaiba's Room

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Yami: Did someone just thank me?

Kaiba: Trust me, no one thanks you…

Mokuba: Kaiba *sniff* why are you so cruel…

Kaiba: It's what I do… ¬_¬

Mokuba: Not you… Kaiba, the evil slave hunter ^_^

Kaiba: … That's not me because…

Yami: Wow Kaiba, thanks for letting me hold your wheelchairs up the 15 flights of stairs! ^_^

Kaiba: … *knocks them all over with his crutch* Do it again…

Yami: Yes sir ^_^

Yugi: Did anyone else hear the announcement?

Kaiba: Quiet pipsqueak!

Yugi: Yes sir… -_-

Kaiba: Hehehe, life is grand ¬_¬

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In Ryou's Room

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Ryou: …

Tea: …

Joey: …

Tea: This is a rather lifeless outing…

Ryou: Isn't it always…

Joey: … Lets fill the void with a song ^_^

Tea: Oh god no!!! O_O

Ryou: Take cover!!! O_O

Both: *duck*

Joey: ♪♪♪ When Ryou got shooooot, it was very funnyyyyy!!! With bleeding and guts with partial nudity!!! ♪♪♪

Ryou: What are you talking about!?

Tea: Joey, are you "looking" again?

Joey: … Let's fill the awkwardness of that question with a song ^_^

Ryou + Tea: -_-"

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In the examination room

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Doctor: Hmm, it seems only one patient came…

Yami Marik: TAKE ME BACK TO MY ROOM!!! I love it here!!! ^_^

Marik: That's his main problem…

Bakura: Screw your medical garbage, amputate an arm or something!

Doctor: Please sit down; this isn't a monster truck show…

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10 mins later

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Announcer: TODAY TODAY TODAYYYY!!! WITNESS THE SCALPULE ENTER THIS MAN'S SPLEEN!!!

Bakura: *wearing a #1 hand drinking a beer* WOOOT!!! ^_^

Marik: Oh my god -_-"

Announcer: A TAPING OF THIS EVENT IS %) %) %) DOLLARS!!!

Bakura: That's right!!! Don't be no one's bitch!!! ^_^

Marik: -_-"

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RC: What will become of Yami Marik? If Bakura spilt his beer, would he go mental? If I would be sane, would this story be different? Umm… I dunno… maybe? ^_^"