"Evil Lookie Man" = given by Flaming Rosetta Stone

"Baby Blues"

Chapter Two: Explanation

Seto continued to stare at the wailing toddler with wide eyes. None of their other classmates dared to come near, not even their teacher wanted to take a step closer to the kid.

Seto sighed heavily for the umpteenth time that day then picked up Joey. Joey immediately stopped crying and stared at Seto. Seto was holding Joey as far from his face as possible at eye level. The staring contest went on for about 5 more minutes until --

"AAHHH!!!" Seto screamed as he dropped Joey on the table and searched for a towel. Joey merely sat on the table giggling happily while he bounced up and down. Yugi walked over to him and wiped Joey's mouth with his handkerchief.

Seto, meanwhile, had found a towel and was vigorously wiping his shirt in hopes of getting the barf off.

Ryou grinned. "I _told_ him not to eat the expired cheese." (A/N: From what I know, when you eat expired food, you either throw up or have to go the bathroom right away...)

"That's it! I'm changing." Seto said as he stormed out of the room.

Ms. Kinu (A/N: *Stares back at readers* What? You can't blame me, I suck at giving names...) broke the silence by saying, "Okay. Now that that's settled, class dismissed. Go ahead to your next classes. Mutou and Bakura, proceed to my office once Kaiba comes back. I'll have a janitor clean this mess up before any other accidents happen." With that, she walked out of the room.

"Mister Evil Lookie Man is funny!" Anzu giggled.

"Yeah, and he gets mad easily!" Tristan added.

"How long do you think they'll stay like this?" Ryou asked.

Yugi shrugged. "I have no idea." Yami then took over his body.

"Is this supposed to be Joey?" Yami asked, poking Joey's belly, making him giggle.

"Unfortunately, yes." Ryou replied.

The door opened and Seto came in, wearing the same clothes with the exception of his shirt, which was replaced by his PE shirt.

"Look at what the cat dragged in." Yami said.

Tristan laughed. "Haha!!! Big kitty! Big kitty!" He said pointing to Seto.

"Oh shut up you little twerp!" He snapped.

"Ooooh...Mister kitty is ma~ad!" Anzu said in a sing-song voice. Seto merely glared at her.

"SHUT UP!" Seto shouted. The toddlers continued giggling and giving him names.

"Okay, that's enough, you guys." Ryou said, worried about their safety. The kids stopped giggling at once.

"Yes, Mister Ryou." They chorused.

Yami and Seto stared at them with wide-eyes. "How the hell did you do that?" Yami asked, bewildered.

"You have _got_ to teach me how to do that." Seto said.

Ryou merely shrugged in response. He looked at his watch,

"Yami, Yugi, Seto and I are supposed to be in Ms. Kinu's office." He told Yami. Yugi took over his body again. Ryou walked out the door with Tristan, Joey and Anzu at his tail like little ducklings.

Yugi raised an eyebrow and Ryou just shrugged. The three of them walked out the door only to be met by Malik.

Grinning, Malik waved. "Hey guys! Ms. Kinu told me to go see you. She said I might want to see it to believe --" He looked down at Yugi, Ryou and Seto's feet. Three pairs of huge eyes stared back at him. Malik promtly fainted.

"Well, that couldn't have gone any worse..." Ryou said.

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"Sorry we're late." Yugi apologized.

"It's all right." The teacher looked at Malik who was slung over Seto's shoulder, "I quite understand." She said.

"Please take your seats." Ms. Kinu ordered. Seto dropped Malik on a chair and took a seat. Tristan and Joey sat on either of his sides and proceded to repeatedly poke him on his sides. Yugi, Ryou and Seto sat in front of the trio with Anzu on Yugi's lap. (A/N: Anzu seems attached to Yugi, ne?)

"Luckily, they," Ms. Kinu started, motioning to the toddlers. "didn't spill all of the samples of the youth potion that we were experimenting on. And as you can all see, it worked."

"Can you tell us something we don't know?" Seto said impatiently.

"You will be excused from classes for the time being until we are able to solve this predicament." She said. "Now, why don't you go and get them some clothes?"

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Wanna know how I make up names? *Shrug* I just put together syllables...How do you think "Kinu" came about?

Sorry if this chapter was boring. I'm getting to the good parts, I swear!