THE MOST RANDOM TORTURE FIC EVER!!!
By Snea + Mai/Evil Yuki
A/N: Kay, this is Snea, and I get to write this chapter. Today's target: Gohan! *under breath* Although I might just get killed today. *normally* Okay! Let's go mess with Gohan!
Chapter 2: Gohan torture! (or: Blowing up Anders and Alvaro from Latin class! ^_^) Chapter By Snea
Disclaimer: I only own Snea. Anders and Alvaro are just there.
~Son Household~
Gohan, Goku, and Goten are shoveling down breakfast.
Snea: 'Hmm. Let's see. I think Akane's cooking will do for this. Just gotta wait for Goku and Goten to move.'
Noticing Goku and Goten aren't going anywhere I get ticked off and just blast 'em into the den.
Snea: 'That's better.'
Gohan: (looks up) Huh? Where'd tou-san and Goten go? (thinks for a sec) Ah, who cares? I get more food!
Gohan continues eating, not seeing that I switched his food while he wasn't looking.
Snea: 'Heh heh heh. Any second now.'
I notice Gohan doesn't faint.
Snea: (getting ticked off) 'Why hasn't he- Oh yeah, he's Sayian.'
I growl.
Snea: 'Fine. Karou's cooking.'
I slip some of Karou's cooking in too and Gohan keeps eating without fainting. I growl some more.
Snea: I give up! Let's go blow something (or someone) up!
I go to find someone to blow up, and guess who I find? Anders! [He's a really annoying Trumpet player in my Latin and band classes.]
Anders: Oh, hi, Jackie.
Snea: (ticked off) I'm not Jackie!
Anders looks at me like I'm crazy [which in some ways I am].
Anders: Did you fail another Latin test or something?
Snea: (really ticked off) WHAT!?! DIE B@$+@R|}!!!
Anders: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I pull out my mallet and bonk Anders on the head to make him get knocked out.
Anders: (indifferent) Is that all?
I sweatdrop.
Gohan in background: Hey! Where'd my cake go? And what's with the onion donut? (pause) SNEA!!!
Snea: Huh? I didn't take the cake. Unless. (turns to Anders) Where's Alvaro? [Alvaro's another annoying Trumpet player in my Latin and band classes].
Anders points behind me. I turn and see Alvaro running with a cake towards us.
Alvaro: (panting) Here.ya go.Jackie. (hands Snea the cake)
Snea: (looking at the cake) I don't want this. And my name's not Jackie!
Alvaro: (shrugs) Well I don't wanna die. You can come back. I can't.
I pull out my rocket launcher and aim at the boys.
Snea: Too bad.
I start to pull the trigger and-
Gohan: Ma!
I turn to see Gohan doing a Masenko.
Snea: AH! I didn't do it!
Gohan: Sen!
Snea: (yelling) CHI-CHI!!! Gohan's doing a Masenko!
Gohan stops at the sound of clattering in the Son house.
Chi-chi: (running out of the house w/frying pan) GOHAN!!!
Gohan: AAAHHH!!! (flies off)
Snea: (looking at Gohan fly away) 'Idiot. Like she's gonna give up.'
Chi-chi: (stops running for a sec) NIMBUS!
Nimbus flies down and Chi-chi gets on to chase Gohan.
Chi-chi: (yelling as she flies off) GOHAN!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KILLING AUTHORS!!!!???!!!! (continues ranting as she flies after Gohan)
Snea: 'Really weird family.' (sees Anders & Alvaro trying to slink off [keyword: trying]) Hey! Don't think you're getting off easy!
Anders & Alvaro: $#|+! RUN!!!
Anders and Alvaro start running as I aim my rocket launcher.
Snea: 'Easy targets.' (pulls trigger)
[NOTICE: SCENE WITHELD. REASON: PG13-R- RATED MATERIAL]
Snea: FINALLY!!! (turns to you, the reader) The end! With a very happy ending!
OMAKE!!! THE END.
.of this chapter.
A/N: NEXT CHAPTER: Let's blow up Mr. Bond! (Kagome kills Mai: Yuki's Appearance)
Mai: Why blow up the 8th grade principle?
Snea and Evil Yuki look at each other.
Snea & Evil Yuki: 'Cause it's fun! Duh!
Mai: -_- Okaaay.whatever.
A/N: Kay, this is Snea, and I get to write this chapter. Today's target: Gohan! *under breath* Although I might just get killed today. *normally* Okay! Let's go mess with Gohan!
Chapter 2: Gohan torture! (or: Blowing up Anders and Alvaro from Latin class! ^_^) Chapter By Snea
Disclaimer: I only own Snea. Anders and Alvaro are just there.
~Son Household~
Gohan, Goku, and Goten are shoveling down breakfast.
Snea: 'Hmm. Let's see. I think Akane's cooking will do for this. Just gotta wait for Goku and Goten to move.'
Noticing Goku and Goten aren't going anywhere I get ticked off and just blast 'em into the den.
Snea: 'That's better.'
Gohan: (looks up) Huh? Where'd tou-san and Goten go? (thinks for a sec) Ah, who cares? I get more food!
Gohan continues eating, not seeing that I switched his food while he wasn't looking.
Snea: 'Heh heh heh. Any second now.'
I notice Gohan doesn't faint.
Snea: (getting ticked off) 'Why hasn't he- Oh yeah, he's Sayian.'
I growl.
Snea: 'Fine. Karou's cooking.'
I slip some of Karou's cooking in too and Gohan keeps eating without fainting. I growl some more.
Snea: I give up! Let's go blow something (or someone) up!
I go to find someone to blow up, and guess who I find? Anders! [He's a really annoying Trumpet player in my Latin and band classes.]
Anders: Oh, hi, Jackie.
Snea: (ticked off) I'm not Jackie!
Anders looks at me like I'm crazy [which in some ways I am].
Anders: Did you fail another Latin test or something?
Snea: (really ticked off) WHAT!?! DIE B@$+@R|}!!!
Anders: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I pull out my mallet and bonk Anders on the head to make him get knocked out.
Anders: (indifferent) Is that all?
I sweatdrop.
Gohan in background: Hey! Where'd my cake go? And what's with the onion donut? (pause) SNEA!!!
Snea: Huh? I didn't take the cake. Unless. (turns to Anders) Where's Alvaro? [Alvaro's another annoying Trumpet player in my Latin and band classes].
Anders points behind me. I turn and see Alvaro running with a cake towards us.
Alvaro: (panting) Here.ya go.Jackie. (hands Snea the cake)
Snea: (looking at the cake) I don't want this. And my name's not Jackie!
Alvaro: (shrugs) Well I don't wanna die. You can come back. I can't.
I pull out my rocket launcher and aim at the boys.
Snea: Too bad.
I start to pull the trigger and-
Gohan: Ma!
I turn to see Gohan doing a Masenko.
Snea: AH! I didn't do it!
Gohan: Sen!
Snea: (yelling) CHI-CHI!!! Gohan's doing a Masenko!
Gohan stops at the sound of clattering in the Son house.
Chi-chi: (running out of the house w/frying pan) GOHAN!!!
Gohan: AAAHHH!!! (flies off)
Snea: (looking at Gohan fly away) 'Idiot. Like she's gonna give up.'
Chi-chi: (stops running for a sec) NIMBUS!
Nimbus flies down and Chi-chi gets on to chase Gohan.
Chi-chi: (yelling as she flies off) GOHAN!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KILLING AUTHORS!!!!???!!!! (continues ranting as she flies after Gohan)
Snea: 'Really weird family.' (sees Anders & Alvaro trying to slink off [keyword: trying]) Hey! Don't think you're getting off easy!
Anders & Alvaro: $#|+! RUN!!!
Anders and Alvaro start running as I aim my rocket launcher.
Snea: 'Easy targets.' (pulls trigger)
[NOTICE: SCENE WITHELD. REASON: PG13-R- RATED MATERIAL]
Snea: FINALLY!!! (turns to you, the reader) The end! With a very happy ending!
OMAKE!!! THE END.
.of this chapter.
A/N: NEXT CHAPTER: Let's blow up Mr. Bond! (Kagome kills Mai: Yuki's Appearance)
Mai: Why blow up the 8th grade principle?
Snea and Evil Yuki look at each other.
Snea & Evil Yuki: 'Cause it's fun! Duh!
Mai: -_- Okaaay.whatever.