10/14/03 A/N: Kay, this is Snea. I had this ch. on my laptop, I was bored,
and decided to update it. Enjoy!
A/N: Oi, that was my second onion donut! It's Mai for the 3rd Chappie. Now I feel sick! This chapter someone kills Mr. Bond, the 8th grade principle at my school. Who's the mystery killer?
Yuki: It's Snea of course!
Mai: You're not supposed to give that away, you moron!!
Snea: She talks to herself and calls herself a moron.
Yuki: Listen up ya punks! The 8th grade principle is "mysteriously" blown up, Kagome kills Mai and (cough) I come in, and the target is Ash in the world of Pokemon!!
Mai: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!
Snea: Yeah, whatever.
Chapter 3-gotta hit 'em all!
Disclaimer: okay, I don't own anything but my little stuff seal, whose name is Seel!
~At the Ketchum's house, there holding a pool party. Don't ask me when or how they got a pool, it's just there. And a lot of kids from school were invited, which includes me and Snea. Ashes Mom actually invited our school principle even! What could she have been THINKING?!?!~
Ash: But mom, did you have to invite those two?
Mai & Snea give him an evil grin.
Ash's mom: Oh, Ash, don't be so silly!
Mai: Don't worry Ash, we'll be extra careful not to ruin this for ya! I promise not mess this up!
Snea: Yeah Mai, good luck keeping that one! I'm going over to the free food!
Mai: EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS FREE FOOD!!!!!!!
Snea: Well duh! It's free! Meaning I don't have to pay! Plus, it's food! Free food is an event, not an attraction! Snea ya!
Snea walks over to the table of free food and starts eating.
I look around.
Mai: *notices something* Ash? 'Now where could he have gone off to?'
Wonders off. I see Mr. Bond talking to some other grown ups. Wait a second! MY EIGHTH GRADE PRINCIPLE!?!
Mai: *ticked now* Ooooo, Mrs. Ketchum! First I can't find Ash, now I can't find his mommy!!
I was gonna go crazy[Snea: Like you aren't already?] until I saw a certain crazy person[Snea: Me! =^^=] pull out a Quake II Rocket Launcher and aim it at Mr. Bond.
Mai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT *points at rocket launcher* HERE?!?! *points at the ground*
Snea: *shrugging* I always carry it around. Besides, what do you think I'm doing with it? I'm gonna blow up the principle!
Mai: Oh no ya don't!!
I smack Snea on the head with my f/p (frying pan).
Mai: That should teach ya-oh my g.
I get shot by an arrow and collapsed.
Snea wakes up.
Snea: Huh, what? Mai! *looks past Mai* Oh! Look! FREE FOOD! *goes over to the free food*
Kagome: *evilly* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILLED MAI WITHOUT THE HELP OF INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha: *kinda annoyed* You needed me to get here didn't you?
Kagome: *waving hand dismissively* That doesn't count. You're just another way of transportation, like a car or train or something!
Inuyasha: *still annoyed* I feel so loved now.
Someone: Kagome is Inuyasha your body guard or something. Where ever you go he has to come!
Kagome: He just follows me a lot!
Inuyasha: I thought I was a cur.. Or what ever you call it, transportation!
Snea: *confused* Who are you anyways? Mai's twin?
Someone: *shocked for a sec* Isn't it obvious? Mai is dead, *goes into evil mode* so Yuki emerges! MWAHAHAHAHA! THE WITCH OF THE UNDER WORLD!!!!
Snea: *annoyed* Hey. That's my title.
Yuki: Really?
Snea: Yeah. Wanna just share it?
Yuki: *shrugs* Okay.
Snea: *grins* Sweet! Want some free food?
Yuki: Duh!
Both dig in.
~Down in the underworld (really just the world of the Dead)~
Zombies are walking around, going nowhere in particular.
Mai: Wh-wh-where am I? Could Snea's rocket launcher have done this much damage to the party? This place is a total *echos* waaaaaaaasssssssttttteeeee lllllaaaaaaaaaanndddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeathRowe: *speaking slowly for Mai* Just look at your chest.
Mai: *confused* Huh? What wrong with. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M BLEEDING!!! But why am I here instead of the hospital?
DeathRowe: -_-' *obviously* .....You're kinda dead?.....
Mai: Hmmm. I'm dead, so Yuki's up there now. but if she's in the underworld, then WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD SIDE, IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!
DeathRowe: *sweatdropping* This isn't Hell! This is the world of the Dead, where you get judged! Yuki made reservations for you here, which Snea-
Mai: *pissed off now and interupts him* YUUUUKIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
~Leaving the underworld (really just the world of the Dead...again...)~
Snea: *talking to Yuki* ...so that's why I'm gonna blow up Mr. Bond!
Yuki: No, I'm gonna do it!
Snea: Right. How about this? I'm gonna bring Mai back, 'cause SHE doesn't want anyone to blow up Mr. Bond!!! *talking into a walkie-talkie* Hey, DeathRowe! Do you think you could send Mai back up, please?
DeathRowe: *over walkie-talkie* Now?! We're in the middle of playing poker!
Snea: *ticked* NOW!!!
DeathRowe: *sounding kinda scared* Okay!
Mai's back.
Mai: Aaawww, why'd ya have to bring me back for? I was having fun down there, and I was bout to win, too.... Huh? Where'd the arrow and all the blood go?
Yuki: *screaming* Nooo! Now that SHE'S back, half my magic and energy is gone!!!
Mai: HALF!?! YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT HALF!!!??? I'm almost completely dry!!
Yuki: You didn't have that much to begin with! LISTEN UP! I'LL PAY $5 TO WHOEVER KILLS THAT GIRL WITH THE PURPLE HAIR!
Mai: But we both look the same....
Yuki: ..............oh yeah.......dammit.
Inuyasha: I think Yuki's a demon!
Yuki: Hah! Have you ever seen a demon do this?! *pulls r/l (rocket launcher) trigger and Mr. Bond gets blown up!!!*
Snea: *falling to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!
Mai: *ignoring Snea* NOOO!!!!!! I promised Ash I would ruin the party!!!
Snea: *pointing at Yuki* You did it, not me! I'm outta here! *grabs some free food and hides behind table*
Blood and chunks of flesh fall from the sky, and some of it landed in the punch! [Snea: It's been spiked! *sees metal spikes floatin' around* Uh....nevermind?]
Ash: Ruin it?! That was better than fireworks!
Everyone applauds.
Mai: *sighs* Oh well. *starts to clap too* Hey, Yuki! Looks like ya didn't give away who blows up Mr. Bond after all!!
Yuki: You're correct! Even I didn't expect me to do it!
Snea: *coming from behind table* I really wanted to do it though!
Mai: Hey! I gotta great idea for the next episode!
Yuki: Let's hear it then!
Three of us huddle together.
Mai: *whispering* Ever wonder who's going to be our new principle?
Snea & Yuki: No!
Mai: Of course not.
Snea: But I have an idea! *waves to readers* See you all in the next chapter!
Mai: *also waving* Bye bye!!
Yuki: Whatever.
10/14/03 Snea: Okay, for all of you ppl wondering who we had in line to be 8th grade priciple, it was Vegeta. Happy, now? =^^= Bai!
A/N: Oi, that was my second onion donut! It's Mai for the 3rd Chappie. Now I feel sick! This chapter someone kills Mr. Bond, the 8th grade principle at my school. Who's the mystery killer?
Yuki: It's Snea of course!
Mai: You're not supposed to give that away, you moron!!
Snea: She talks to herself and calls herself a moron.
Yuki: Listen up ya punks! The 8th grade principle is "mysteriously" blown up, Kagome kills Mai and (cough) I come in, and the target is Ash in the world of Pokemon!!
Mai: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!
Snea: Yeah, whatever.
Chapter 3-gotta hit 'em all!
Disclaimer: okay, I don't own anything but my little stuff seal, whose name is Seel!
~At the Ketchum's house, there holding a pool party. Don't ask me when or how they got a pool, it's just there. And a lot of kids from school were invited, which includes me and Snea. Ashes Mom actually invited our school principle even! What could she have been THINKING?!?!~
Ash: But mom, did you have to invite those two?
Mai & Snea give him an evil grin.
Ash's mom: Oh, Ash, don't be so silly!
Mai: Don't worry Ash, we'll be extra careful not to ruin this for ya! I promise not mess this up!
Snea: Yeah Mai, good luck keeping that one! I'm going over to the free food!
Mai: EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS FREE FOOD!!!!!!!
Snea: Well duh! It's free! Meaning I don't have to pay! Plus, it's food! Free food is an event, not an attraction! Snea ya!
Snea walks over to the table of free food and starts eating.
I look around.
Mai: *notices something* Ash? 'Now where could he have gone off to?'
Wonders off. I see Mr. Bond talking to some other grown ups. Wait a second! MY EIGHTH GRADE PRINCIPLE!?!
Mai: *ticked now* Ooooo, Mrs. Ketchum! First I can't find Ash, now I can't find his mommy!!
I was gonna go crazy[Snea: Like you aren't already?] until I saw a certain crazy person[Snea: Me! =^^=] pull out a Quake II Rocket Launcher and aim it at Mr. Bond.
Mai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT *points at rocket launcher* HERE?!?! *points at the ground*
Snea: *shrugging* I always carry it around. Besides, what do you think I'm doing with it? I'm gonna blow up the principle!
Mai: Oh no ya don't!!
I smack Snea on the head with my f/p (frying pan).
Mai: That should teach ya-oh my g.
I get shot by an arrow and collapsed.
Snea wakes up.
Snea: Huh, what? Mai! *looks past Mai* Oh! Look! FREE FOOD! *goes over to the free food*
Kagome: *evilly* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILLED MAI WITHOUT THE HELP OF INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha: *kinda annoyed* You needed me to get here didn't you?
Kagome: *waving hand dismissively* That doesn't count. You're just another way of transportation, like a car or train or something!
Inuyasha: *still annoyed* I feel so loved now.
Someone: Kagome is Inuyasha your body guard or something. Where ever you go he has to come!
Kagome: He just follows me a lot!
Inuyasha: I thought I was a cur.. Or what ever you call it, transportation!
Snea: *confused* Who are you anyways? Mai's twin?
Someone: *shocked for a sec* Isn't it obvious? Mai is dead, *goes into evil mode* so Yuki emerges! MWAHAHAHAHA! THE WITCH OF THE UNDER WORLD!!!!
Snea: *annoyed* Hey. That's my title.
Yuki: Really?
Snea: Yeah. Wanna just share it?
Yuki: *shrugs* Okay.
Snea: *grins* Sweet! Want some free food?
Yuki: Duh!
Both dig in.
~Down in the underworld (really just the world of the Dead)~
Zombies are walking around, going nowhere in particular.
Mai: Wh-wh-where am I? Could Snea's rocket launcher have done this much damage to the party? This place is a total *echos* waaaaaaaasssssssttttteeeee lllllaaaaaaaaaanndddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeathRowe: *speaking slowly for Mai* Just look at your chest.
Mai: *confused* Huh? What wrong with. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M BLEEDING!!! But why am I here instead of the hospital?
DeathRowe: -_-' *obviously* .....You're kinda dead?.....
Mai: Hmmm. I'm dead, so Yuki's up there now. but if she's in the underworld, then WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD SIDE, IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!
DeathRowe: *sweatdropping* This isn't Hell! This is the world of the Dead, where you get judged! Yuki made reservations for you here, which Snea-
Mai: *pissed off now and interupts him* YUUUUKIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
~Leaving the underworld (really just the world of the Dead...again...)~
Snea: *talking to Yuki* ...so that's why I'm gonna blow up Mr. Bond!
Yuki: No, I'm gonna do it!
Snea: Right. How about this? I'm gonna bring Mai back, 'cause SHE doesn't want anyone to blow up Mr. Bond!!! *talking into a walkie-talkie* Hey, DeathRowe! Do you think you could send Mai back up, please?
DeathRowe: *over walkie-talkie* Now?! We're in the middle of playing poker!
Snea: *ticked* NOW!!!
DeathRowe: *sounding kinda scared* Okay!
Mai's back.
Mai: Aaawww, why'd ya have to bring me back for? I was having fun down there, and I was bout to win, too.... Huh? Where'd the arrow and all the blood go?
Yuki: *screaming* Nooo! Now that SHE'S back, half my magic and energy is gone!!!
Mai: HALF!?! YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT HALF!!!??? I'm almost completely dry!!
Yuki: You didn't have that much to begin with! LISTEN UP! I'LL PAY $5 TO WHOEVER KILLS THAT GIRL WITH THE PURPLE HAIR!
Mai: But we both look the same....
Yuki: ..............oh yeah.......dammit.
Inuyasha: I think Yuki's a demon!
Yuki: Hah! Have you ever seen a demon do this?! *pulls r/l (rocket launcher) trigger and Mr. Bond gets blown up!!!*
Snea: *falling to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!
Mai: *ignoring Snea* NOOO!!!!!! I promised Ash I would ruin the party!!!
Snea: *pointing at Yuki* You did it, not me! I'm outta here! *grabs some free food and hides behind table*
Blood and chunks of flesh fall from the sky, and some of it landed in the punch! [Snea: It's been spiked! *sees metal spikes floatin' around* Uh....nevermind?]
Ash: Ruin it?! That was better than fireworks!
Everyone applauds.
Mai: *sighs* Oh well. *starts to clap too* Hey, Yuki! Looks like ya didn't give away who blows up Mr. Bond after all!!
Yuki: You're correct! Even I didn't expect me to do it!
Snea: *coming from behind table* I really wanted to do it though!
Mai: Hey! I gotta great idea for the next episode!
Yuki: Let's hear it then!
Three of us huddle together.
Mai: *whispering* Ever wonder who's going to be our new principle?
Snea & Yuki: No!
Mai: Of course not.
Snea: But I have an idea! *waves to readers* See you all in the next chapter!
Mai: *also waving* Bye bye!!
Yuki: Whatever.
10/14/03 Snea: Okay, for all of you ppl wondering who we had in line to be 8th grade priciple, it was Vegeta. Happy, now? =^^= Bai!