Chapter Who Knows [edit1] Written by FoxyRokie a.k.a. Snea

Author Notes:

Snea: 0 0 .......in the words of Angelic Aki: OH. MY. GOD. I... UPDATED! AHHH! *Dances.* Anyway, enjoy!

++CHAPTER START++

Hi minna! Hope you had a nice New Years! Chinese one too! Anyway, today's [month's] chapter is going to be pretty much just whatever [rambling] cuz I'm not really coming up with anything [laziness]. ............- -........[^ ^].......D-MON!

D-Mon Blue: (innocently) What I do?

- - uh, hello? the comments while I'm speaking ring a bell?

E. Vel Blue: We have bells?

DB: Where?! (looks around) I don't see any!

EVB: B4k4.

DB: Hey!

(two start to fight)

Ignore those two-

Someone: B33R!!!

Someone Else: Do you have to do that?!

Oop! I forgot about those guys! Ladies and readers of our fic! I give you (opens up a door to show a bunch of ppl) The cast from MegaTokyo! (points) And from the Naruto cast: Naruto, Sakura, and Sasu-(stops and counts ppl at the door) Where the #3LL is Sasuke?

Naruto: (shrugs) Who cares?

- -; ...I have no comment...well...actually I do. If Sasuke isn't here to blow up, then we can blow up... (drum roll) ED!

Ed: What!? Why me?

Cuz I feel like it and you need a new face job. (looks at him weirdly) You look too gay like that, dude.

Dom: You mean he isn't?!

Ed: (pulls out his trademark gun) What was that, Sega Boy?

Dom: (pulls out his gun) What's it to you, Sony A$$?

(takes the guns) Cool! You brought me presents! (looks at Piro who's watching Largo chug b33r) Can u get those away from him?

Piro: 0o Excuse me?! No way! Ask Erika to do it!

Do those two like eachother?

Erika: (pokerfaced) No.

Largo: Huh? I like her chest! (gets arm broken by Erika) AIIIIEEEEE! MY B33R! U SPILT IT!

Junpei:

Erika: Point?

Hm...u should really get together with Largo and calm him down?

Erik: How 'bout I should really break (both) your arms?

(sweatdropping) Uh...no? Anyway, I was kinda hoping that you could do something about getting him to stop drinking beer...this isn't an R rated fic. (looks at Erika) well?

Erika: Me? Talk to Piro, it's his roommate. Mine just mopes and obsesses over stuff.

Nanasawa: Hey! I do not Erika!

Erika: (rolls eyes) Right. So the rail card and drinking yourself into oblivion was nothing right?

Nanasawa: (blushing) well...

(snickers) She got you there, Nanasawa.

Largo: (pops in next to Sakura) Hey, are we talking about that beer garden?! What, are we gonna go again!?

Sakura: 0.0 Do you HAVE to DO THAT!?!

Eriaka and Piro: (to Largo) No.

Largo: (crestfallen) Oh. (pops out)

Sakura, plz don't yell. (looks at Dom and Ed who are comparing guns) Hey! What'd I say about guns, you b4k4s!?

Dom and Ed: Uh...nothing? (runs)

HEY! GET BACK HERE (chases after them)

EVB: (sweatdrops) well, at least now we don't have to worry about them blowing anything up. (looks at DB and Naruto, who are squabbling over an instant ramen)

DB: IT HAS SHRIMP! IT'S MINE!!

Naruto: IT IS NOT! (starts fighting with DB)

EVB: (sweatdropping, to Sakura) does he ever think about anything but his stomach?

Sakura: (sweatdropping) I was just about to ask you the same thing.

Piro: (sweatdropping and also watching) well, at least Largo isn't in on that. He pours milk on his instant ramen.

Largo: RAMEN?! WH3R3!?! (looks around and spots the ramen DB and Naruto are fighting over) R4M3N! (runs over and starts fighting with DB and Naruto)

Piro and Sakura: - -'

- -; umm...okay...

Erika: (to FoxyRokie) is there a reason why all three of those dimwits like ramen?

*shrugs* Not really. I don't know where that idea came from.

(CRASH) DB & Naruto: HEY! THAT'S MY RAMEN!!!

(Largo runs past w/ramen followed by DB and Kyuubi Naruto) - -; umm...should I make a plot to this chapter or just let it go as is?

Erika, Nanasawa, Yuki, Seraphim, Miho, and Ping: As is./As is.

T.....T I was afraid of that. (looks around)...uh...hey, where are the others?

Sakura: *sweatdropping* uh, Snea, do you have insurance on this place?

Huh? No, why?

Dom: (in background) NO! DON'T THROW THAT SHURIKEN AT THE GAS-!

(BOOM) Largo: SW33T!!! THE SKY IS BURNING AGAIN!

Ed: MY FACE!!! YOU BASTARD NINJA!!! YOU RUINED MY NEW FACE!!!

Naruto: Uh oh. (runs)

DB: hey! Wait up! (runs after Naruto)

0 0 .............my house..............

Erika: I told you you shouldn't have had those five in the same room together.

Miho: Although I think it wouldn't have mattered. Just DB and Naruto was enough without the so called "L33t M45+3r" here.

Ping: What are you talking about, Tohya-chan?

Miho: Nothing important. Let's get to class.

Ping: Class? *BEEP!* AH! I have to get dressed!

Hey wait a minute! This is the remains of MY house! You're not going to-!

+SCENE CHANGE+

(everyone minust Ping is standing outstide the remains of Rokie's house. (Ed has his head bandaged up again))

*sigh* How long does it take a PlayStaion 2 accessory to get dressed for school?

Miho: As long as it takes I guess.

Yuki: How long is that?

Seraphim: A long time, I'm guessing.

T _ T ...so...anyone up for coffee and pastries?

Erika: I know a pretty cheap place that sells good ramen and pastries.

DB & Naruto: Really? Where?

Sakura: *slaps Naruto* Like you're going to get any after what you just did to Snea's house!

Naruto: *teary-eyed, holding bump* why? That's cruel starvation!

DB: *snikering* it cruel to you, but it means more for me, though!

Yuki: I doubt you're getting any, too.

*poiting at Yuki* I like this girl!

Nanasawa: So what are we waiting for?

Everyone else: Ping./Ping./ Squeak./Mng. [Ping.]

(looking at Ed) How can you even mumble after what just happened to you?

Ed: Mmwheeng eemmbee. [Very easy.]

EVB: *sweatdropping* Dude...you're really weird.

Ed: Mmm wmph. *bandages near mouth area shift* [I know. *evil grin*]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...whatever.

Largo: Hey, does this place sell b33r?

Piro: I seriously doubt it, Largo.

Erika: The place across the street does.

Largo: SW33T!

- -; Oookaaaaaaaaay. Anyway, let's get going! (everyone leaves)

(5 minutes later...)

Ping: *coming out of the house's remains* Tohya-chan! I'm ready! *looks around* Where'd everyone go?

++END OF CHAPTER++

Author Notes:

Snea: Yeah yeah. I know. Pathetic, right? Well, guess what? I KNOW THAT!!! You try working on 3 fics at once while doing a 10 page minimum research paper, ON A TOPIC YOU CARE NOTHING ABOUT!!!

EVB: Uh...you can stop screaming now.

Snea: Shut-up, Sarcasist!

EVB: Well, excuse me. Just trying to help.

DB: *rolls eyes* Girls...

Snea & EVB: What was that!?!

DB: *whimpering* Nothing? *runs*

EVB: GET BACK HERE!!!

Snea: Anyway, Mai, it's your turn to come up with a chapter. I'm gonna work on the chapter on my dad's laptop (which was supposed to be this one) as my next one. Well, Mai. I leave the suffering to you now. Oh, and btw, if you wanted me to push Sasha off the dock at crew any time soon, it's too late. V_V I got injured at crew last week, so I'm gonna be rowing with the novices and Kat (Sasha's lil' sis) till I'm completely healed. *grins* Then I get to go back up to the Freshman team before Regattas (rowing races)! Yay for me! Luv ya, Mai! Later!

Sneaselmon: In the words of Mai: Sne-!

Snea: *covering Sneaselmon's mouth* Say it and I snap your neck. *to readers* Bai!