Housewarming
Written by FoxyRokie a.k.a. Snea
Author Notes:
FoxyRokie: bwhahaha! I took Mai's spot for the next chapter! I am AKU!!! Anyway, this is pretty much the sequel to the last chapter! After all, where am I supposed to sleep after what happened last time!?
++CHAPTER START++
Welcome, my little duckies! Torture chapter ahead! After blowing up my old house, I got a new one! Now everyone is throwing me a house warming party! (looks at group) Aren't you?
(Everyone nods.)
see? They love me!
Naruto: I thought I loved Sakura-chan.
(Sakura goes red with anger.)
Riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway! I've decided that these guys (points at everyone behind her) are going to be my main torture-ees. So when I write a chapter, they'll be there! Aren't I fun? *grins*
DB & Naruto: No.
Erika: are you insane?
No, not really.
Largo: hey, Snea, do you have any b33r h33r?
- -; uh, no. I'm not even 18 yet. Besides, didn't I tell you that last chapter?
Naruto: (looks in cabinets) what about instant ramen?
In the pantry...hey! Naruto! Take one at a- oh. Why do I even bother?
(loud explosion heard in the kitchen)
Sakura: NARUTO!
Naruto: How was I supposed to know it would explode!?
O_O ...okaaaaaaay...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY KITCHEN?!
Naruto & Sakura: Nothing!
Piro: - - is it just me or is he worse that Largo?
Seraphim: Nowhere near it.
Dom: I am the worst!
Ed: Only when it comes to your weapons!
(Dom pulls out- DUN DUN DU~UN!)
Dom: Fear the- "Vibrating Sheep of Doom!"
Only $7.95 at the closet Rokie store!
Naruto: *eating* Mrf mmphfm mer mare mumf? [That's supposed to scare up?]
Dom: *aghast* It doesn't?!
D-Mon Blue: SHEEP! (tackles Dom)
- -' why did I even bother to invite you ppl to my housewarming party?
Erika: 'Cause we're paying for it?
^ ^ oh! Then welcome to my new house!
Ping: What is being said?
oh nothing. Just you guys paying for my housewarming party.
Ping: oh.
Piro: *looking at Snea* since when could you speak Japanese?
Since I said Largo was a blond.
Piro: I thought he was a red-head.
He looks better as a blond in my opinion. Just like how Ed looked better before he got a face job.
Ed: Hey! It wasn't my fault! (points at Ping) it's that baka of a PS2 accessory's fault!
............(*BEEP!*)
Ping: *angry* did he just call me a baka!?!
...um...no?
(Ping picks up Ed, who's screaming like a little girl, and throws he out the window just like at the nurse's office. Like last time, his head clips a pillar on the way out, taking a large chunk of it with him.)
O O ........my house.........my new house..........
Junpei: Oooh...friend of L33t Master make good UFB.
Erika: UFB?
Junpei: Unidentified flying bisho.
(everyone minus Ping, Naruto, and Largo bust out laughing.)
EVB: don't let him hear you say that.
Nah, it'd prolly just fuel his already big, over-sized ego.
D-Mon: it'd still be funny seeing his expression though!
Naruto: ....that was a guy?
(everyone looks at him.)
Naruto: What?
Sakura: (smacks Naruto in the back of the head) Just shut up and eat your ramen.
Naruto: *grins* Okay, Sakura-chan! (goes back to eating)
Skaura: *pissed off* (smacks Naruto in the head again making him go face first into the ramen bowl.) Don't call me chan!
- - dude., you guys are seriously paying for the stain removal of my carpet.
D-Mon: HEY! That was my ramen bowl! ....(sits down and starts crying)
Largo: Hey, is anyone else freaked out about his crying?
(everyone nods, looking a D-Mon strangely.)
Boo: *SQEAK!*
Largo: you're right, Boo, he is PMSing.
(all girls and DB look at Largo.)
*in fake sweet voice* Hey, Largo.
Largo: Yeah?
*angrily* (pulls out Quake II Model Rocket Launcher) you should run.
Largo: (sees all the girls with their various weapons save for Erika, Ping, and Nanasawa as Ping and Erika don't need one cuz they are one and Nanasawa just sux.) Yeah....bye! (runs out of house)
DB: (jumps in front of the door facing the girls with a Quake I Rocket Launcher) Girls! (turns to the door (and running Largo) while raising right hand in air) ATTACK! (brings hand down quickly and they all give chase.)
(Boys watch as the girls run out of the house after Largo.)
Piro: Huh. Who would've thought that would happen?
Naruto: (face still red from ramen) Why do you think it's called random?
Junpei: Is there reason why L33t Master Largo is being chased?
Asmodeus: Yea. But I don't think going after him would be a great thing to do right now.
Boo: *SQUEAK!*
(Large explosion is heard and the ground shakes.)
Piro: well, there goes Largo.
Asmodeus: *to Piro* Should we leave?
Piro: Yeah.
(Everyone leaves.)
(....except....)
???: FOOD!
??? 2: not now!
(BANG!)
++CHAPTER END++
Author Notes:
FoxyRokie: O O ......WHO THE H3LL WAS THAT!?!
D-Mon: I dunno.
EVB: good question. But I'm too tired to care.
D-Mon: Same. Hey, Snea, can you start referring to me as DB again instead of D-Mon?
FR: why?
D-Mon: I'm starting to think our audiences will mistake me for a Digimon.
EVB: ...you are Digimon. Just not fully.
D-Mon: really? O wow. I didn't know that!
FR: really? Did you know that pain travels faster than 300 feet per second?
(Both look at her.)
EVB: *quickly* well I'm ready for bed!
DB: *catching on* me too! 'night, Snea!
(both run off.)
FR: ......okay...whatever. hmm...about a thousand words for this chapter. Not bad if I do say so myself. Which I do. anyway! Mai! Hurry up with that chapter! Well, I'm signing off for the night before I faint of fatigue and lack-of sleep. Later, minna!