Harry and Ron set off on their summer vacation from Hogwarts. They were on their way to the train when they remembered that they had forgotten to say good-bye to Hermione. So they went back to look for her. Not knowing that she was in the bathroom on the train. They went allover the Hogwarts castle looking for her. Ten minutes had passed and they had realized the train had left. Ron started to wine a lot about how much his "cunt"ass mom is going to kill him for this. After about thirty seconds of this Harry pulls out a desert eagle and puts it to Ron's dome and says" if you don't stop that god damn winning I'm going to unload this fucking thing in your head". Ron immediately stopped. Harry then started to ease off the trigger but then he pulled it anyway. Ron's in side became his outsides. After the echo of the gun had stopped all was silent except the faint sound of a pipe and Harry giggling. Just then a large figure walked up and snatched his weed. Harry got up and turnaround to yell, but the figure was gone he turns around to find that the large figure is right be hind him. "Hi" I am the weed god "Beef". "Well hi Beef "says Harry" I think you have something of mine". "I do not", says beef, "you have smoked to much weed with out praying to me the only true ganja god "beef". Harry starts getting impatient with this god and says, "You should put my shit down before I shot your fat ass".this did not make beef happy just then the earth opened up and a great army of ganja came and ripped harry apart, rolled him up and smoked him". Beef then walked off and got high.

The end