Disclaimer: Same as the previous chapter

Rates: PG-13, fluff, yaoi

Notes: It continues! I didn't think I'd continue this until I wrote the ending to the other one. Yay ! Now we know absolutely NOTHING more about the mystery. Or do we? I had to stretch this over 10 chapters. X.x





The Horrors of TV: Part 2



As Sakura looked down the path that awaited her, she suddenly became scared. She knew that she was not that good at ice-skating. As a matter of fact, that was the only sport that she could not do. As the heavy ice storm has coated the streets with ice, Sakura had to make it to school through the ice on ice skates. She was late again for school.

As she started off, she saw something from the corner of her eye. Then it flew at her and decapitated her without a word.

"Why are they doing this all of a sudden?" Quatre questioned the air.

He and Trowa had escaped the wrath of Miss Noin and had locked themselves in their room.

"I don't know, I don't watch TV." Trowa replied.

"Hmmm" The blonde boy thought, "I think there is definitely something going on."

"Where's that? The TV company?"

"Could be."

"I doubt it." Trowa shrugged. "Hey, you want to go and sneak some beer?"

"No, I don't like alcohol consumption." Quatre looked at his feet. Trowa was acting differently for some reason. The real Trowa never got in fights, he never talked, and he didn't make fun of Quatre. "Trowa? are you feeling ok?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure," Trowa replied impatiently. "Well, I need some beer. See ya."

Quatre sat on the bed with his mouth hanging open. Trowa never just walked out the door without a kiss! He never acted like this! If something was going on, then Trowa must be in trouble! Quatre just knew it!

The blonde boy quickly got on his shoes and headed towards the punishment department. He needed to speak with Duo and Wufei about Trowa. Surely they might have figured something out.

"Huh? Trowa in trouble?" Duo asked Quatre. "I never noticed anything." He took a sip from his Coke.

Quatre had just helped Duo and Wufei escape the wrath of Dorothy's senseless yelling. Although Wufei seemed calm about the capture, Duo was acting as if he had just had a seizure. But he acted as if nothing had happened once he left.

"Ha," Wufei grunted. "Trowa in trouble. He got us trouble."

Quatre sighed. These two were totally clueless. "No, Trowa's been acting differently. He wanted to sneak a beer with me."

"Hey! That's not right!" Duo shrieked suddenly.

"Yeah," Quatre replied hastily, happy to see that someone got the point.

"No! I mean look!" Duo gasped. Wufei started to crack up.

"DUO PEE HIS PANTS!"

"I did not!" Duo snapped.

"Did too!" Wufei shouted automatically.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Guys, guys, guys!" Quatre tried to settle them down. "Settle down! Duo just spilled his drink, that's all. He did not pee his pants."

Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei, who grabbed it.

"Hey! Wet go wight wow!" Duo whined.

"Hahaha! I rip it out next time!" Wufei sneered.

Quatre sighed. It was no use trying to stop these two from fighting. And they didn't even fight right! They fought like 5 year olds. Miss Noin was right.

"Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Goku threw a Kamehameha wave at Cell.

"Hehehe that tickled!" Cell laughed. "Take your other other other best shot.

"I don't feel like it." Goku gasped. He was almost out of energy. "I'll make Gohan do it. OH GOHAN!!!"

"Yes daddy?" came Gohan's reply

"Be a good boy and kill Cell ok?"

"OK!"

Gohan kicked Cell where-it-counts and Cell fell over dead. Then Gohan saw something from the corner of his eye. It hit him in the head and decapitated him.

"Hmmmm..." Trowa said, watching the television at the bar. "Quatre's right, there is a conspiracy."

"You sure are right about that!"

Trowa turned around to see a creaky old guy with a green bag looking at him. He knew he had seen that face somewhere before.

"I'm sorry," Trowa started. "But don't know you?"

"Yes!" The old man shouted. Then he started mumbling something to Trowa in incomprehensible words and Trowa began to feel different. He started to feel like Heero... again. This had happened earlier...yes, back in the garden...Trowa remembered it perfectly.

(Trowa Barton was walking through the garden trying to decide on what the perfect flower for Quatre was. As he came around a bend, he heard a voice.

"Hello there sonny."

Trowa turned and it was an old man.

"May I help you?" Trowa asked.

"Yes!" The guy said. Then he mumbled some things and Trowa started to feel like Heero. All the hatred, the memories, and he felt towards the other pilots as Heero did...

Then the old guy disappeared just as mysteriously as he had appeared. And he left Trowa all alone to the thoughts of Heero.

Now he understood why Heero had wanted to die... (

Everything came back to Trowa. Every time the spell wore off, the old guy would come and start it. That was why he was rude to Quatre, and why he got in that fight, and his strange craving for beer.

All the extra pain thrown on Trowa's back. He needed to get rid of the old man ...but how? Maybe he should just plain out kill him...normally, with a gun. Or maybe...

Trowa gasped. He was thinking like Heero.

Will Trowa ever be rid of the old fart? Will the conspiracy stop? Is Heero thinking like Trowa? Will Duo and Wufei grow up? Find out next time on the Horrors of TV!!

Heero: Hey! Relena's gone!

Dorothy: I know

Heero: Dorothy! THAT'S WORSE!

Dorothy: Heero...

Heero: SHUT UP! I WANT RELENA BACK!

Everyone: *gasp!*

Heero: I mean....awwwwwww shut up!

/I still don't approve of Relena Peacecraft"- modification of a quote from Wufei/