Disclaimer: Same as previous chapter

Rates: PG-13, yaoi, fluff, hentai XD

Notes: I'm SO WEIRD! Very slow tho... ack, I think we know more on our conspiracy, but not enough! Keep in mind that this is my first mystery. So I SUCK at it! Besides, I wrote this a long time ago. X.x





The Horrors of TV: Part 3

Yamato Ishida looked out around the Digiworld. It had been a few weeks since he had last been there. He thought that maybe things were turning up for the digidestined. After all, now that Ken realized what he was doing wrong, there was no threat to the digital world. But then Matt saw something from the corner of his eye. It came at him and decapitated him.

"Wow..." Duo blinked. "This conspiracy is getting a little predictable eh? Wufei?"

"Huh?" Wufei said cluelessly. He was working on a model of Nataku. "Oh, yeah...right..."

"Sometimes I think you like that Gundam of yours more than TV." Duo sighed.

Wufei just stared at him and shook his head.

"Nani?" Duo asked.

"Nothin."

"Well, don't look at me like that!"

"Like what?"

"Like I'm crazy!"

Wufei started laughing. "You is!"

"I'm not that crazy am I? Why, what did I say?"

"You love TV more than Gundam."

"Yeah, well you love your Gundam more than TV!" Duo retorted.

"Well Gundams no rot mind, Rapunzel."

"TV is less harmless!"

"So?"

"So what?

"So....ummm you a wuss!" it was all Wufei could think of.

"Why?"

"Cause you like harmless things!"

"So what if I like kittens and shampoo! ooo Shampoo..." Duo dazes out thinking of Ranma ½'s chic, Shampoo.

Wufei blinks and glares at him.

"What?"

"Shampoo my girl! You no take her!"

"And you say I'm crazy." Duo laughed.

Quatre finally wakes up from his nap. He yawns, and stretches. But it takes him a while to realize he's in Wufei's room. "Hey, have you too been behaving?"

"No.. Wufei was being mean!" Duo whined.

"Was not!" Wufei yelled.

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Hey!" Quatre screamed. "Stop it! I swear, you two act like 5 year olds!"

"Geez Quatre, you don't have to get all pissy." Duo said plainly.

"And you no swear. " Wufei agreed.

Quatre put a hand to his forehead. "I'm not feeling that well. I'm going to go back to my room.

"See ya!" Duo called.

"Duo you leave room too." Wufei demanded.

"No! It's a free country!"

"But no free room."

"Damnit!" Duo stormed out behind Quatre.

Ranma and Akane were walking to school and the group of boys started towards Akane again. She got ready to start fighting when she saw something from the corner of her eye. It flew up and decapitated her. All the guys around just kind of stood there and gasped. They wanted to find out who was dating Akane now. Then a half a bazillion little things flew up and decapitated them.

"Damn conspiracy." Trowa sighed. He fell back on his bed. He was still thinking like Heero. And he wanted to tell Quatre before the feeling went away and he would forget.

Trowa gasped again. He just had a thought about Relena and Duo. Trowa had only thought about Quatre like that...but Relena and Duo? That just wasn't right!

Then Trowa heard the doorknob turn. With Heero's thoughts, he noticed things like that. It was only Quatre.

"Trowa! You're here! What has been going on with you?" the blonde asked politely.

"Well, I've been wanting to tell you that...that...that...." Trowa couldn't quite think of it. What had he wanted to tell Quatre for so long?

"What is it?" Quatre asked eagerly. "Is it why you've been acting strangely?"

"I think so." Trowa said. He tried really hard to think of it but nothing came. "I think it was umm I love you."

"Oh that? You've told me that a lot already! Is that what was bothering you? I can't imagine why."

That didn't seem to be what he was going to tell Quatre. Whatever it was, Trowa could not grasp it anymore. He sighed. It will come to him in time. He knew it.

"Hey, have you seen anything else on that conspiracy yet?" Quatre changed the subject.

Trowa nodded.

"Ok. Have you figured anything out yet?"

The brown-haired boy shook his head.

"I haven't either." Quatre smiled and sat next to Trowa on the bed and turned the TV off.

"I guess we'll never know." Trowa said, staring blankly at the TV.

Noin then knocked on the door and called that it was lunch.

Will ANYONE figure out about the conspiracy? Will Wufei and Duo grow up? Will Trowa ever find out how to tell Quatre about his problem? Find out next time on The Horrors of TV!

Heero: Woah....Quatre

Relena: Huh?

Heero: what? I forgot what I was talking about...ummm

Relena: Hee-chan? You ok?

Heero: Huh? AHHH Relena! You're back!

Relena: did you miss me?

Heero: I...don't know...

/"I will never approve of Miss Relena Peacecraft." -yet another modification of a quote from Chang Wufei./