Disclaimer: Same as previous chapter ^.^

Rates: OOC, yaoi, fluff, language, hentai, PG-13

Notes: Here's another chapter, we're halfway through! Yipee! And no, they're not getting any longer. Sometimes, the longer the chapter, the less people would feel like reading it. x.x I'll survive. Somehow.



1 The Horrors of TV Part 5



Harry McDougal knocked on Melfina's door countless times, but she refused to open.

"Come on, Melfina!!" He shouted impatiently. "I just want to talk!" He gripped his bouquet of flowers tighter.

"No! I can't trust you!" Melfina said, scared.

"Aw, why not!" He blinked. "Huh?" McDougal turned around and out of the corner of his eye, something came and decapitated him, went through the door, and decapitated Melfina.

Quatre sighed. "They won't give it a rest, will they?" He looked up at the ceiling. "Besides, that McDougal was kinda cute."

He had walked himself home after the sun had gone down. Trowa was no where to be found and Duo and Wufei were playing poker. So Quatre had gone to his room and watched TV.

There was a knock on the door.

"Yes?" Quatre said weakly. It was Trowa. Quatre smiled. "You know, you don't have to knock."

Trowa cocked an eyebrow, looked confused, then smiled. "Yes, of course."

"Trowa..." Quatre said quietly. He didn't look up. "Why did you run off earlier today?"

Trowa kept silent. He didn't know what to tell Quatre. It was so hard to let the wimpy pansy know that he was thinking like Heero. Hell, he was Heero. Oh, what he wouldn't give right then to brush Duo's hair....

Trowa gasped and caught himself. He started reciting from the Soldiers Handbook. He did that when he got too far off with his thoughts of Duo. Trowa looked over at Quatre. He was gazing at him with stars in his eyes. Trowa turned away.

"Are you going to answer me?" Quatre demanded. "Something is wrong! Please...tell me..."

Trowa shook his head. "You wouldn't understand..." Then Trowa gasped. There was an enormous amount of pain in his head. He thought that if he held it, it would go away. It didn't. Soon, he was on the floor, crying in agony.

"Trowa!" Quatre gasped and fell to his side. "Trowa! Are you alright! Trowa! Talk to me!"

Trowa looked up and smiled at Quatre. "Hey.." Then he was out cold.

"Mmmm. Dis ish good." Duo said between mouthfuls of nikumon. "You gotta twy dish."

"No." Wufei shook his head so violently he lost his balance and fell down the stairs. "Ow. -.-*"

"AH HA HA HA HA! You can't do anything right!" Duo laughed. "You have to fall down the stairs like this!" Duo toppled backwards and flew down the steps gracefully. "Ack! My back!" He grinned. "See? Nuttin to it."

"Yeah, remind me next time I try fall down stair." Wufei rubbed the back of his head. "Hey?" He picked up an Ace of Spades. "Nani?"

Duo turned beat red. "Heh heh...well, hmmm I wonder how that got there?"

"YOU CHEAT!" Wufei snarled. "I PLAY FAIR ONE TIME! YOU CHEAT!"

"Hey!" Duo said, backing away. "It's all a joke, dig?"

Wufei tackled Duo and they got into a full-fledged fight. Noin came down the hall talking to Zechs and giggling. She turned and saw Wufei with Duo in a headlock and flames brewed in her eyes.

"YOU TWO!" She screeched. Zechs held his ears and ran down the hall. Noin grabbed Duo and Wufei by their collars. They were still trying to punch and kick each other.

"Lemme at him!" Duo screamed.

"YOU CHEAT!" Wufei ranted on.

"Both of you! I swear!" Noin sighed. "If it weren't for Zechs I'd be completely out of my mind."

Duo stopped egging Wufei on and batted his eyes at Noin. "Oi, Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechs!"

Wufei stopped and let the situation seep into his head. "Yeah," he then put on an impression of Noin. "Koi shiteru!"

Duo somehow managed to get out of Noin's grasp and he bolted down the hall with Wufei and Noin at his heels.

Noin hollered after them. "Where are you two going!?"

"I'm gettin' some oranges!" Duo called back at her.

"I..." Wufei hesitated. "Get away from you!" Then he dashed around a corner and disappeared.

Noin stopped and blinked. "Those...are two weird boys...." She turned around to go find Zechs.

Sage and Rowan were driving along in their red jeep when an earthquake suddenly arose and caused them to swirl off the road.

"Sheesh Sage," Rowan said sarcastically. "Nice driving."

"Hey!" Sage yelled back but stopped. He saw something from the corner of his eye and it came and decapitated them.

Trowa awoke to the TV's blaring. He tried to get up, but he noticed he was tucked in Quatre's bed really tight. He turned his head and saw Quatre asleep in a rocking chair with a book in his hand.

Trowa rested his head back on the pillow and thought. He had had the strangest dream. Some old man was transferring his thoughts for some reason. Trowa shook his head.

The noise must have startled Quatre because he awoke with a start. Trowa just stared. Quatre looked so tired.

"Trowa!" The young blonde smiled. "Y-you're alright!"

"Of course." Trowa said calmly. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, you had this headache...and you went out cold." Quatre said worried.

"Hn...." was all Trowa said. He was busy thinking about last night. The last thing he could remember was that he and Quatre were in a tree...Maybe that's when he passed out. He did remember a headache...sort of.

Then it hit him...his dream...it was real.

"Quatre!" Trowa said so suddenly, he didn't realize how loud it was.

Quatre jumped. "Nani?"

"I have… to tell you something.." Trowa sighed. Quatre was listening intently. "That...old man..." Trowa shook his head but continued. "He's some sort of demon or something." Quatre came down and sat beside Trowa. "He made me… think... like Heero... I had Heero's thought's, his dreams... all in my head." Trowa shuddered and Quatre cradled him in his arms.

"Shhhh..." Quatre coaxed him. "It'll be all right."

"I don't know...." Trowa looked into Quatre's eyes. "Afterwards, I would forget...everything. I wanted to tell you for so long… b-but I couldn't." He buried his head in Quatre's shoulder.

Quatre thought for a moment. If what Trowa was saying was true... that would explain his behavior... but why-why did he remember it? Was he still Heero? He was Trowa. Quatre was sure of it.

"Trowa...." Quatre sighed. Trowa looked up, his eyes huge. "How could you remember?"

Trowa shook his head and shrugged.

"Trowa...do you think it has something to do with the Conspiracy?" Quatre gasped. That would make sense...if only they could find out the whole mystery. Trowa kept silent, evidently deep in thought.

Then the door burst open and Wufei barged in.

"EMERGENCY!" he cried. Then he stopped and caught his breath.

Quatre jumped up. "What is it?"

Wufei gasped. "It Duo...he got foot stuck in refrigerator again."

Trowa just sat there dumbfounded. He thought it was something important.

"Oi." Quatre put a hand to his forehead. "Wufei, tell Miss Noin to take care of it. I'm tired."

Wufei gaped with his mouth open. "But that woman! I won't d-" Wufei stopped suddenly. His eyes darted from Quatre to Trowa on the bed, then back to Quatre. "Ooooo." Wufei grinned and ran out.

"I wonder...." Trowa blinked. "If he got the wrong impression?"

Quatre shrugged and climbed into the bed with Trowa. "I'm too tired to do anything." Then before Trowa could say goodnight, The young blonde was asleep next to him.

Trowa smiled and stroked Quatre's hair. He knew that Quatre would help him get rid of the old man. He knew everything was going to be OK someday.

Meanwhile....

Duo looked at the clock. "Wufei!" he called. Where was he? "Wufei! Can you hear me?"

No answer.

"WUFEI! FORTUNE COOKIE! DID YOU GET HELP YET?!"

No answer.

Duo sighed. Then tried again. "WUFEI! MY FOOT IS COLD!"

Will Duo ever get his foot out of the refrigerator? Will Trowa and Quatre solve the problem of the conspiracy and the old man? Where is Wufei? And did Noin find Zechs? Find out next time on the Horrors of TV! ^.^

Heero: Ow! -.-* Damnit

Relena: Heero?

Heero: Nani? OW! Stupid head!

Relena: Do you need some aspirin?

Heero: Yeah... hey, you're being...reasonable..

Relena: ^.~ Of course! We can't have a relationship if I'm not!

Heero: GAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

/"Nope...never ever...Relena...nope...nuh-uh" -the weirdest modification of a quote from Wufei./