The Horrors of TV Part 9
Eagle and Lantis sat on the shoulder of FTO. Zazu was at the foot making some quick touch ups to the upgrade system.
"Don't worry you guys, It'll be done in a few!" Zazu called up to them. Eagle and Lantis sighed. Geo looked was punching in some quick new solitaire games into his GTO and didn't pay much attention. Zazu waved from his spot and smiled. "Try it now!"
Eagle hopped into his FTO and flipped a few switches. He took a few swipes at the air. "Wow, Zaz! This works a whole lot better than before! I'm sure Hikaru will be really impressed with this!"
Lantis coughed silently. Eagle looked up at him and he turned his head laughing to himself. "Hikaru doesn't live to fight. Her heart is very sweet and calm. Why should she be impressed by someone like you?"
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing!" Lantis rubbed the back of his neck. Zazu hopped up to the shoulder of the FTO and stroked the side of the huge mecha's head. "What are you two talking about? Hikaru probably doesn't even care about you."
Eagle and Lantis both blew up. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS!" Then the condoms flew up and decapitated them all. Geo looked up from his solitaire game.
"Huh?" And the condom decapitated him too.
Wufei snickered. "Stupid people. Do they no get clue?" He muttered and shook his head. Duo was busy stuffing his face with corn chips while Quatre cleared his throat.
"I've brought you all here to call a meeting. I presume Trowa is back to his normal self again?" Quatre smiled sweetly in his direction. Trowa nodded.
Sally and Treize came in from the side door and took their respective seats. Duo looked up from his corn chip feast. "Where's Noin and Zechs? And how come you're in this story Treize?"
Treize answered both questions. "Noin and Zechs are previously. occupied. And the narrator has somehow grown to have a deep utter respect for me. And. Rusty Wallace. I'm afraid it's a rather long story actually, I'll tell you the details some other time."
Wufei winked. "Oh no worry Rusty Wallace! We have all time in world!"
Treize smiled. "Well, in that case, I presume I can explain. It all started one day when the narrator had fast-forwarded through Gundam Wing. Every time she came to a part with me in it, she chanted 'Treize Treize I am Treize.' And she actually wrote quite a lovely poem about it." Treize went into a small daze and brought himself back to reality. "In other news, she turned the volume down and made the words up to the characters with her older sibling. They had been into NASCAR, a normal people sport of the 3-D world with less complicated technology, and whenever I had talked, she ran out of ideas and merely said: 'Hello, I'm Rusty Wallace. How are you today?' It snowballed from there. Now, who wants to hear my poem?"
"Me! Me!" Duo and Wufei jumped up and down raising their hands. Quatre stood and tapped on the table with the ruler.
"Excuse me, but this meeting has been called to order. Mr. Treize, you can tell us your poetry later." Sally and Trowa nodded in unison. "I called you all here today to discuss negotiative tactics to relieve us from this conspiracy with Haposai. Now, I have discovered that he his merely using condoms to show that we must use protection because some people, of which I do not wish to say names, do not know what that may be."
"Like you." Duo coughed. Trowa sent a warning glare at him.
"Anyway," Quatre continued. "Haposai is merely using a public service announcement. We, in return, should use a public service announcement for ourselves to show that we mean it too. That way we shall be left alone. I do not approve of Heero's tactic of getting around this because I do not wish to harm anyone."
Wufei shook Duo awake and clapped his hands as Quatre sat down. Realizing he was the only one, he immediately stopped. Then, everyone else clapped and Wufei once again felt stupid. He stood up and stormed out of the room, his pride hurt. Sally ran after him and Duo whistled.
"Wooohooo!" He stopped once he felt the eyes resting on him. An overly large sweatdroplet rolled down the side of his face and he slunk down into his seat.
Treize complimented Quatre on his speech and added an interesting question. "What will our public service announcement be?" Quatre stood there with his mouth hanging open and turned to Trowa for assistance. Trowa offered no help of his own, dumbfounded. Noin and Zechs appeared at the door.
"I believe I have some vote of confidence for this little situation." Noin smirked. "Everyone huddle."
Amuro flipped on the intercom to communicate with Sayla. "Quick! Sayla! Get the G-Armor ready for docking mode! I need to use the main canons, Gundam alone cannot win this battle!"
"Right!" came Sayla's voice. The computer took over and in a matter of seconds, Gundam and G-Armor were connected as one. They turned to face the enemy's armor.
"This should be a cinch." Smirked Armuro, and sure enough, it was. They had defeated the enemy armor with ease and headed back to White Base. There, Fraw Bo stood awaiting Amuro's return. Only this time, there was an unfamiliar glint in her eyes and she made no hesitation to throw her arms around Amuro's neck. The soldier blushed and when he asked her what was wrong she smirked and replied.
"Oh nothing Armuro. Listen, I've got some kinks in my lower back. You think we can go back to be room and you can help loosen me up?" Then from no where once again, the condoms flew up and decapitated them.
Sally sighed as Wufei massaged her shoulders. "This conspiracy is getting predictable. It's starting to bore me. I wonder if Quatre and the others thought of anything to help."
"They did." Wufei said.
"They did?"
"Yeah. Blonde guy said something 'bout public service thing. To help use protection. I no get it. Too com.complica."
"Complicated?"
"That it! Too complicated for me."
Sally sat there for a few seconds and blinked. "WuWu, did we use protection?"
Wufei blinked also. "Oops." He shrugged and continued to massage Sally's shoulders. Duo suddenly burst in crying.
"Duo, what's wrong?" Sally immediately pulled the covers up to cover her.
"They wouldn't let me in on the secret!" He sniffed.
"What secret?" Wufei scoffed.
Duo sniffled again. "Noin and Zechs came in and told Treize and Quatre and Trowa about the new public service announcement and forgot I was there!"
"Aw, poor Duo." Sally said sympathetically.
Duo put on puppy eyes. "Hug?" He spread out his arms. Wufei stomped on the braided boy's foot.
"We busy. Go away." Wufei narrowed his eyes and still held the cover around his waist with one hand.
It didn't take Duo very long to figure out what was going on and, sniffling, he walked away. "Fine. I see when I'm not wanted."
"DUOOO!!!!!" A familiar voice (that by the way has not been ~seen~ in the actual story of this series... so, guess who!) sounded through the halls and a faint glimpse of it's owner appeared and collapsed in Duo's arms with a giant bear hug. Duo smiled.
"Hi hi!" They walked down the hallway, hand in hand.
Wufei blinked. "Least he happy." He turned back to Sally and locked the door.
"Nani?" Zechs blinked. "You want me to wear WHAT?"
"It's a banana suit! Oh come on, it'll look really adorable!' Noin smiled and held the costume up to Zechs. "And Treize and Quatre worked to hard on it. You wouldn't want to ruin it for them!"
"Well, alright, but I'm not making any favors." Zechs reluctantly took the banana suit into his arms and walked off to change. Noin turned to Trowa.
"You have the video camera?" Trowa nodded. "Good."
What will Zechs look like in the banana suit? Why do they have a banana suit anyway? Does this mean Wufei and Sally got together? Will we ever hear Treize's poem? And what about Duo's newfound lover? Find out on the last story of The Horrors of TV Part 10!!
Treize: Ok! You all wanted to hear my poem right!?
Everyone: Right!
Treize: Well alright here goes.
Treize Treize I am Treize
I eat chicken and corn maize
I have said this all my days
And I cannot finish this maze
I heard this poem's in a craze
Sheep and cows, they like to graze
Fishermen live on land and cays
Lots of fish in reefs and bays
The sun lets out harmful rays
Quatre and Trowa are both gays
This poem can go in many ways
The banker is the one that pays
Every time I get a raise
And through the wall I can phase
Horses do eat lots of hays
I saw Zechs eat three bluejays
And Dilandau set the town ablaze
Some bald men like to wear toupees
TREIZE TREIZE I AM TREIZE!
Narrator: -=claps=- Excellent Treize Kushrenada aka Rusty Wallace! -=salutes=- Oh, and one minor note, Duo is with Heero in the story this time because he didn't actually appear in the lame writing afterwards.
Heero: -=dancing with a Poogle right after some fun with Duo=- HII!!
/"If you're joking that's rude. If you're Treize and Rusty Wallace, that's pretty damn cool." Yet another modified quote from Duo Maxwell-Endless Waltz/
Eagle and Lantis sat on the shoulder of FTO. Zazu was at the foot making some quick touch ups to the upgrade system.
"Don't worry you guys, It'll be done in a few!" Zazu called up to them. Eagle and Lantis sighed. Geo looked was punching in some quick new solitaire games into his GTO and didn't pay much attention. Zazu waved from his spot and smiled. "Try it now!"
Eagle hopped into his FTO and flipped a few switches. He took a few swipes at the air. "Wow, Zaz! This works a whole lot better than before! I'm sure Hikaru will be really impressed with this!"
Lantis coughed silently. Eagle looked up at him and he turned his head laughing to himself. "Hikaru doesn't live to fight. Her heart is very sweet and calm. Why should she be impressed by someone like you?"
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing!" Lantis rubbed the back of his neck. Zazu hopped up to the shoulder of the FTO and stroked the side of the huge mecha's head. "What are you two talking about? Hikaru probably doesn't even care about you."
Eagle and Lantis both blew up. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS!" Then the condoms flew up and decapitated them all. Geo looked up from his solitaire game.
"Huh?" And the condom decapitated him too.
Wufei snickered. "Stupid people. Do they no get clue?" He muttered and shook his head. Duo was busy stuffing his face with corn chips while Quatre cleared his throat.
"I've brought you all here to call a meeting. I presume Trowa is back to his normal self again?" Quatre smiled sweetly in his direction. Trowa nodded.
Sally and Treize came in from the side door and took their respective seats. Duo looked up from his corn chip feast. "Where's Noin and Zechs? And how come you're in this story Treize?"
Treize answered both questions. "Noin and Zechs are previously. occupied. And the narrator has somehow grown to have a deep utter respect for me. And. Rusty Wallace. I'm afraid it's a rather long story actually, I'll tell you the details some other time."
Wufei winked. "Oh no worry Rusty Wallace! We have all time in world!"
Treize smiled. "Well, in that case, I presume I can explain. It all started one day when the narrator had fast-forwarded through Gundam Wing. Every time she came to a part with me in it, she chanted 'Treize Treize I am Treize.' And she actually wrote quite a lovely poem about it." Treize went into a small daze and brought himself back to reality. "In other news, she turned the volume down and made the words up to the characters with her older sibling. They had been into NASCAR, a normal people sport of the 3-D world with less complicated technology, and whenever I had talked, she ran out of ideas and merely said: 'Hello, I'm Rusty Wallace. How are you today?' It snowballed from there. Now, who wants to hear my poem?"
"Me! Me!" Duo and Wufei jumped up and down raising their hands. Quatre stood and tapped on the table with the ruler.
"Excuse me, but this meeting has been called to order. Mr. Treize, you can tell us your poetry later." Sally and Trowa nodded in unison. "I called you all here today to discuss negotiative tactics to relieve us from this conspiracy with Haposai. Now, I have discovered that he his merely using condoms to show that we must use protection because some people, of which I do not wish to say names, do not know what that may be."
"Like you." Duo coughed. Trowa sent a warning glare at him.
"Anyway," Quatre continued. "Haposai is merely using a public service announcement. We, in return, should use a public service announcement for ourselves to show that we mean it too. That way we shall be left alone. I do not approve of Heero's tactic of getting around this because I do not wish to harm anyone."
Wufei shook Duo awake and clapped his hands as Quatre sat down. Realizing he was the only one, he immediately stopped. Then, everyone else clapped and Wufei once again felt stupid. He stood up and stormed out of the room, his pride hurt. Sally ran after him and Duo whistled.
"Wooohooo!" He stopped once he felt the eyes resting on him. An overly large sweatdroplet rolled down the side of his face and he slunk down into his seat.
Treize complimented Quatre on his speech and added an interesting question. "What will our public service announcement be?" Quatre stood there with his mouth hanging open and turned to Trowa for assistance. Trowa offered no help of his own, dumbfounded. Noin and Zechs appeared at the door.
"I believe I have some vote of confidence for this little situation." Noin smirked. "Everyone huddle."
Amuro flipped on the intercom to communicate with Sayla. "Quick! Sayla! Get the G-Armor ready for docking mode! I need to use the main canons, Gundam alone cannot win this battle!"
"Right!" came Sayla's voice. The computer took over and in a matter of seconds, Gundam and G-Armor were connected as one. They turned to face the enemy's armor.
"This should be a cinch." Smirked Armuro, and sure enough, it was. They had defeated the enemy armor with ease and headed back to White Base. There, Fraw Bo stood awaiting Amuro's return. Only this time, there was an unfamiliar glint in her eyes and she made no hesitation to throw her arms around Amuro's neck. The soldier blushed and when he asked her what was wrong she smirked and replied.
"Oh nothing Armuro. Listen, I've got some kinks in my lower back. You think we can go back to be room and you can help loosen me up?" Then from no where once again, the condoms flew up and decapitated them.
Sally sighed as Wufei massaged her shoulders. "This conspiracy is getting predictable. It's starting to bore me. I wonder if Quatre and the others thought of anything to help."
"They did." Wufei said.
"They did?"
"Yeah. Blonde guy said something 'bout public service thing. To help use protection. I no get it. Too com.complica."
"Complicated?"
"That it! Too complicated for me."
Sally sat there for a few seconds and blinked. "WuWu, did we use protection?"
Wufei blinked also. "Oops." He shrugged and continued to massage Sally's shoulders. Duo suddenly burst in crying.
"Duo, what's wrong?" Sally immediately pulled the covers up to cover her.
"They wouldn't let me in on the secret!" He sniffed.
"What secret?" Wufei scoffed.
Duo sniffled again. "Noin and Zechs came in and told Treize and Quatre and Trowa about the new public service announcement and forgot I was there!"
"Aw, poor Duo." Sally said sympathetically.
Duo put on puppy eyes. "Hug?" He spread out his arms. Wufei stomped on the braided boy's foot.
"We busy. Go away." Wufei narrowed his eyes and still held the cover around his waist with one hand.
It didn't take Duo very long to figure out what was going on and, sniffling, he walked away. "Fine. I see when I'm not wanted."
"DUOOO!!!!!" A familiar voice (that by the way has not been ~seen~ in the actual story of this series... so, guess who!) sounded through the halls and a faint glimpse of it's owner appeared and collapsed in Duo's arms with a giant bear hug. Duo smiled.
"Hi hi!" They walked down the hallway, hand in hand.
Wufei blinked. "Least he happy." He turned back to Sally and locked the door.
"Nani?" Zechs blinked. "You want me to wear WHAT?"
"It's a banana suit! Oh come on, it'll look really adorable!' Noin smiled and held the costume up to Zechs. "And Treize and Quatre worked to hard on it. You wouldn't want to ruin it for them!"
"Well, alright, but I'm not making any favors." Zechs reluctantly took the banana suit into his arms and walked off to change. Noin turned to Trowa.
"You have the video camera?" Trowa nodded. "Good."
What will Zechs look like in the banana suit? Why do they have a banana suit anyway? Does this mean Wufei and Sally got together? Will we ever hear Treize's poem? And what about Duo's newfound lover? Find out on the last story of The Horrors of TV Part 10!!
Treize: Ok! You all wanted to hear my poem right!?
Everyone: Right!
Treize: Well alright here goes.
Treize Treize I am Treize
I eat chicken and corn maize
I have said this all my days
And I cannot finish this maze
I heard this poem's in a craze
Sheep and cows, they like to graze
Fishermen live on land and cays
Lots of fish in reefs and bays
The sun lets out harmful rays
Quatre and Trowa are both gays
This poem can go in many ways
The banker is the one that pays
Every time I get a raise
And through the wall I can phase
Horses do eat lots of hays
I saw Zechs eat three bluejays
And Dilandau set the town ablaze
Some bald men like to wear toupees
TREIZE TREIZE I AM TREIZE!
Narrator: -=claps=- Excellent Treize Kushrenada aka Rusty Wallace! -=salutes=- Oh, and one minor note, Duo is with Heero in the story this time because he didn't actually appear in the lame writing afterwards.
Heero: -=dancing with a Poogle right after some fun with Duo=- HII!!
/"If you're joking that's rude. If you're Treize and Rusty Wallace, that's pretty damn cool." Yet another modified quote from Duo Maxwell-Endless Waltz/