Chapter 15:
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Chapter 15
Inu Yasha and Kagome were walking down the street being complimented by people from their windows. As for the others, nobody really noticed them which they were fine by. Inu Yasha of course was getting ticked off. People were making fun of him because of his ears (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)!
"Dude what's up with your ears?" a guy asked.
PUNCH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUMB ASS HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A HALF DEMON BEFORE!" Inu Yasha screamed. "SIT!" Kagome ordered. "AHH!" Inu Yasha wailed falling flat on his face. "Sorry." Kagome apologized gently helping him up. "Okay she did this last time....what's up with her," Inu Yasha thought. "Is she sick or anything?" "Inu Yasha what's wrong?" Kagome asked. "Nothing nothing." Inu Yasha mumbled blushing. "Everything's wrong with you." Sesshomaru, Linde, and Koga thought as the 6 of them were hiding behind the bushes. "Let's go." Kagome ordered pulling his arm. "C'mon." Sango muttered. "Should we go in the air?" Linde asked. "Good point," Miroku replied. "But Lady Higurashi told us not to."
Linde who had Jaken still duck-taped to the pole gave him an icy glare.
"Wouldn't Inu Yasha and Kagome not notice if we were in the air," Linde pointed out still glaring at Miroku who looked scared. "Anyways who cares about mortals." "No one." Sesshomaru answered. "Kirara." Sango ordered.
Kirara ran out onto the sidewalk going to her huge form. The others got out except for Sango who was going to change into her skin tight armor. Koga held back Miroku. When Sango came out Koga and Miroku got on Kirara after her. Linde created a bubble around herself which made her able to fly after it vanished. Every single person who wasn't from fuedal Japan was gawking at them.
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MORTALS, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MAGIC BEFORE?" Linde screamed.
The people shook their heads in answer shrinking into the shadows. The others just sweatdropped. Inu Yasha and Kagome hadn't heard the yelling they were long gone.
"Dammit now we've lost them." Koga muttered. "Linde, Sesshomaru can you follow there scents?" Sango asked. "No problemo." Linde replied.
Sesshomaru didn't even answer. Sango followed Linde and Sesshomaru on Kirara to a resturant. They were on roof. Linde handed Jaken to Sango.
"Linde what are you doing?" Sango asked.
Linde grinned. There was a bright flash and Linde was then dressed as a waitress. Or so they thought it was her.
"Is that you Linde?" Koga asked. "Duh it's me!" Linde screamed.
Linde looked like a mortal teenage girl now. None of them could regocnize her.
"This isn't permanent," Linde informed them. "It's just a disguise. Man these shoes are killin' me. Eeep. HENTAI!"
SMACK! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! SMACK!
"I'm leaving." Linde growled vanishing. "Well that was interesting." Koga muttered.
Inside the resturant.....Linde had just appeared behind a plant. There was a waiter by Inu Yasha and Kagome's table.
"Ah shit." Linde muttered.
Linde shoved the waiter out of the way glaring at him.
"Back off buster, this is my table," Linde growled. "Well what can I get for you today." "Ummm......I've never seen you here before." the waiter realized (which is very rare for him). "Ho-Hojo." Kagome stuttered.
Linde sweatdropped.
"Oh no, he's ruined my scheme....unless....." Linde thought.
Linde grinned to herself.
"I'm new here," Linde lied. "I got hired yesterday that's why you've never seen me here before. I've seen you've before. Oh yeah! You were that guy who got beat up by him (pointing to Inu Yasha)." "How do you know?" Hojo asked. "It was on T.V. stupid." Linde replied. "Ummmmmm...." Hojo mumbled. "Get lost." Linde ordered.
Hojo listened this time but hid behind a different plant than the one Linde was using. Linde was taking their orders and knew very well what Hojo was doing. Linde walked off to give the orders to the head chef. She then came back and went into the Women's Bathroom and into a stall. Linde vanished and appeared on the roof.
"We're ruined." Linde informed them. "What do you mean?" Sango asked. "If I have to stand in these things any longer I'm going to go insane." Lind mumbled not even listening and falling to her knees.
Koga walked up to her and shook her.
"Linde talk," Koga ordered, "why are we ruined?" "'Cause Hojo's here." Linde answered. "Oh no." Miroku groaned. "Wait you mean the o'dense one?" Sango asked. "Yes." Linde moaned. "Did he regocnize you?" Koga asked. "No he's never seen me before," Linde murmured. "But I did have to lie to him." "So?" Sesshomaru muttered. "He's watching me." Linde muttered. "WHAT?!" everyone yelled. "Okay, I'd like to keep my hearing and the chef's done with their orders so bye." Linde answered vanished. "I really think she was lying." Sango muttered. "I agree." Miroku mumbled.
Back in the resturant....Linde was taking orders from others and sending them to the head chef. Linde came back with their orders
"Here you are," Linde said happily, "enjoy your meal!"
Linde continued to take orders of new customers. Even a few men hit on her only to be hit in the head. By now there's a dent in the tray and the manager's is trying very hard to guess who she is. Now a customer was wearing her tray.
"I QUIT!!!!!!!!!" Linde screamed.
Linde stormed out and went back onto the roof.
"What's up?" Miroku asked. "Don't even think about it otherwise, I'm getting another tray." Linde growled glaring.
Linde shapeshifted again into a customer.
"There we go." Linde muttered.
Linde vanished again.
"Hello there sir." Linde greeted seductively to the waiter at the desk. "H-hello ma'm." the man stammered blushing. "I'd like a table next to those to lovebirds if you could just get me over there." Linde murmured seductively. "Y-yes ma'm." the waiter stammered going brighter. "Thank you." Linde grinned.
Kagome was blushing. Inu Yasha was just staring at the candle on the table.
"So, Inu Yasha, how do you like it here?" Kagome asked him. "I like it better back home." Inu Yasha answered. "Oh, I like it there better too." Kagome agreed. "What the hell do you mean?" Inu Yasha asked her. "Simple," Kagome answered lightly. "It's nice to see places pleasing to the eye. It's sometimes so quiet there when we're not fighting demons or arguing." "Oh." Inu Yasha murmured. The annoying waiter that just happened to be Hojo kept coming up to their table now that Linde was gone. Only little did o'dense one know that Linde was sitting at the next table. Poor poor Hojo (NOT).
"What the hell is your problem?" Inu Yasha asked o'dense one very angrily.
Most unfortunately, the whole resturant heard them. The fire department was even there trying to pry off the tray that the customer (who so unfortunately hit on Linde) was wearing as a collar, they too had stopped dead to watch was happening. Linde about to crack up laughing decided to leave (missing a bunch if I might add).
"So what's happening?" Miroku asked.
Linde shapeshifted back.
"Just shut up and listen." Linde snapped. "Okay." Miroku murmured remembering the tray incident.
They were listening very intently to the commotion inside the resturant. Inu Yasha had now decided to start pounding Hojo (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Kagome cracking up laughing. Sango and Miroku were about burst into laughter. Everyone in the resturant was choking on their food. As for tray- collar dude, the fighters could no longer keep him still because he laughing so hard.
"C'mon Kagome we're leaving." Inu Yasha said taking her hand. "Kay." Kagome gasped through her fits of laughter.
The unfortunate (not) Hojo now had swirly eyes and an x for a mouth (MUWHAHAHAHA).
"Now where are they going?" Miroku asked himself. "Don't know, but let's find out." Linde grinned to herself evily.
The group followed Inu Yasha and Kagome to a park.
"Linde why don't you shapeshift?" Koga asked. "Dammit, why do you people keep on asking?" Linde snapped shapeshifting into a person who looked like she was going to something strange. "What in all the seven hells are you going to do?" Koga asked. "Tai Chi." Linde answered evily. "Okay then." Koga muttered.
Linde walked off bare foot. Inu Yasha and Kagome however were walking rather slowly.
"Inu Yasha." Kagome murmured softly. "What?" Inu Yasha asked. "I love you Inu Yasha," Kagome answered as Inu Yasha blushed. "I want you to stay a hanyou." "What about you though Kagome?" Inu Yasha asked. "I don't want to leave you ever," Kagome answered, "so I've decided on something. I'm going to become hanyou when the jewel's complete." "But that mean's you'll be shunned and hated," Inu Yasha answered. "I don't want you to do that just for me." "I want to," Kagome whispered, "we have our own place in the village with Kaede. I want to be hanyou so I can stay with you forever."
Inu Yasha then did something very surprising. He kissed Kagome!!!!!!!!!!!! Linde seeing this shapeshifted back into her real self and bolted. Who did she hide behind, but none other than Sesshomaru.
"I didn't want to see that," Linde muttered. "I really didn't want to see that."
Miroku's mouth was open and he was looking from Kagome to Inu Yasha and back again. Koga was hitting himself in the head. Jaken of course is still ducktaped to the pole in the hands of Linde.
"I am so glad Rin and Shippou aren't hear," Sango sighed in relief, "otherwise I would have to cover their eyes. They are way to young." "Inu Yasha." Sesshomaru muttered looking very irritated.
Linde came out from behind Sesshomaru.
"Sesshomaru can I bash Jaken into the ground to relieve some frustration?" Linde asked politely. "Sure, I could care less." Sesshomaru answered. "MMPH MMPH!!!!" Jaken shrieked very muffled thanks to the load of duck-tape (which in my opinion is a very good thing because Inu Yasha and Kagome would have heard him).
BASH BASH BASH BASH!!!!!!!! Linde was bashing Jaken into the ground.
"Note to self, never annoy Linde." Sango and Miroku said to themselves.
It was a really good thing that Inu Yasha and Kagome paid no attention to the noise that Linde was making. Inu Yasha looked at Kagome. Linde stopped pounding Jaken to hear whatever it was that Kagome was saying.
"Let's go back." Kagome said. "Sure." Inu Yasha agreed.
"Run." Linde muttered. "Kirara." Sango ordered.
Luckily for them they beat them to the Higurashi Shrine since they were walking. Which was a good thing. Basically because when the got there they found Linde pounding Jaken into the ground.
"Note to self, never ask to many questions." Kagome thought. "Oh hello there." Linde greeted them still pounding Jaken (of course who wouldn't). "I think we'll go inside." Inu Yasha said a little scared.
With that they both slipped into the house.
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A/N: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY-AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF- DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS PEOPLES!!! I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE 3 SEQUELS!!!!! EACH ONE WILL BE LONGER AND MORE FLUFFY THAN THE FIRST!!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE GOOD LITTLE READERS AND REVIEW THIS CHAPPER OTHERWISE YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
******************************* KONNICHIWA!!!!!!!!!! So? How do you like the story so far? I've gotten a lot of really really good reviews and I hope they keep coming! If you don't review, it will take longer to write each chapper! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Okay! Go and read the chapter!!!! ENJOY!
~Inuyasha+Kagome
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Chapter 15
Inu Yasha and Kagome were walking down the street being complimented by people from their windows. As for the others, nobody really noticed them which they were fine by. Inu Yasha of course was getting ticked off. People were making fun of him because of his ears (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)!
"Dude what's up with your ears?" a guy asked.
PUNCH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUMB ASS HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A HALF DEMON BEFORE!" Inu Yasha screamed. "SIT!" Kagome ordered. "AHH!" Inu Yasha wailed falling flat on his face. "Sorry." Kagome apologized gently helping him up. "Okay she did this last time....what's up with her," Inu Yasha thought. "Is she sick or anything?" "Inu Yasha what's wrong?" Kagome asked. "Nothing nothing." Inu Yasha mumbled blushing. "Everything's wrong with you." Sesshomaru, Linde, and Koga thought as the 6 of them were hiding behind the bushes. "Let's go." Kagome ordered pulling his arm. "C'mon." Sango muttered. "Should we go in the air?" Linde asked. "Good point," Miroku replied. "But Lady Higurashi told us not to."
Linde who had Jaken still duck-taped to the pole gave him an icy glare.
"Wouldn't Inu Yasha and Kagome not notice if we were in the air," Linde pointed out still glaring at Miroku who looked scared. "Anyways who cares about mortals." "No one." Sesshomaru answered. "Kirara." Sango ordered.
Kirara ran out onto the sidewalk going to her huge form. The others got out except for Sango who was going to change into her skin tight armor. Koga held back Miroku. When Sango came out Koga and Miroku got on Kirara after her. Linde created a bubble around herself which made her able to fly after it vanished. Every single person who wasn't from fuedal Japan was gawking at them.
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MORTALS, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MAGIC BEFORE?" Linde screamed.
The people shook their heads in answer shrinking into the shadows. The others just sweatdropped. Inu Yasha and Kagome hadn't heard the yelling they were long gone.
"Dammit now we've lost them." Koga muttered. "Linde, Sesshomaru can you follow there scents?" Sango asked. "No problemo." Linde replied.
Sesshomaru didn't even answer. Sango followed Linde and Sesshomaru on Kirara to a resturant. They were on roof. Linde handed Jaken to Sango.
"Linde what are you doing?" Sango asked.
Linde grinned. There was a bright flash and Linde was then dressed as a waitress. Or so they thought it was her.
"Is that you Linde?" Koga asked. "Duh it's me!" Linde screamed.
Linde looked like a mortal teenage girl now. None of them could regocnize her.
"This isn't permanent," Linde informed them. "It's just a disguise. Man these shoes are killin' me. Eeep. HENTAI!"
SMACK! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! SMACK!
"I'm leaving." Linde growled vanishing. "Well that was interesting." Koga muttered.
Inside the resturant.....Linde had just appeared behind a plant. There was a waiter by Inu Yasha and Kagome's table.
"Ah shit." Linde muttered.
Linde shoved the waiter out of the way glaring at him.
"Back off buster, this is my table," Linde growled. "Well what can I get for you today." "Ummm......I've never seen you here before." the waiter realized (which is very rare for him). "Ho-Hojo." Kagome stuttered.
Linde sweatdropped.
"Oh no, he's ruined my scheme....unless....." Linde thought.
Linde grinned to herself.
"I'm new here," Linde lied. "I got hired yesterday that's why you've never seen me here before. I've seen you've before. Oh yeah! You were that guy who got beat up by him (pointing to Inu Yasha)." "How do you know?" Hojo asked. "It was on T.V. stupid." Linde replied. "Ummmmmm...." Hojo mumbled. "Get lost." Linde ordered.
Hojo listened this time but hid behind a different plant than the one Linde was using. Linde was taking their orders and knew very well what Hojo was doing. Linde walked off to give the orders to the head chef. She then came back and went into the Women's Bathroom and into a stall. Linde vanished and appeared on the roof.
"We're ruined." Linde informed them. "What do you mean?" Sango asked. "If I have to stand in these things any longer I'm going to go insane." Lind mumbled not even listening and falling to her knees.
Koga walked up to her and shook her.
"Linde talk," Koga ordered, "why are we ruined?" "'Cause Hojo's here." Linde answered. "Oh no." Miroku groaned. "Wait you mean the o'dense one?" Sango asked. "Yes." Linde moaned. "Did he regocnize you?" Koga asked. "No he's never seen me before," Linde murmured. "But I did have to lie to him." "So?" Sesshomaru muttered. "He's watching me." Linde muttered. "WHAT?!" everyone yelled. "Okay, I'd like to keep my hearing and the chef's done with their orders so bye." Linde answered vanished. "I really think she was lying." Sango muttered. "I agree." Miroku mumbled.
Back in the resturant....Linde was taking orders from others and sending them to the head chef. Linde came back with their orders
"Here you are," Linde said happily, "enjoy your meal!"
Linde continued to take orders of new customers. Even a few men hit on her only to be hit in the head. By now there's a dent in the tray and the manager's is trying very hard to guess who she is. Now a customer was wearing her tray.
"I QUIT!!!!!!!!!" Linde screamed.
Linde stormed out and went back onto the roof.
"What's up?" Miroku asked. "Don't even think about it otherwise, I'm getting another tray." Linde growled glaring.
Linde shapeshifted again into a customer.
"There we go." Linde muttered.
Linde vanished again.
"Hello there sir." Linde greeted seductively to the waiter at the desk. "H-hello ma'm." the man stammered blushing. "I'd like a table next to those to lovebirds if you could just get me over there." Linde murmured seductively. "Y-yes ma'm." the waiter stammered going brighter. "Thank you." Linde grinned.
Kagome was blushing. Inu Yasha was just staring at the candle on the table.
"So, Inu Yasha, how do you like it here?" Kagome asked him. "I like it better back home." Inu Yasha answered. "Oh, I like it there better too." Kagome agreed. "What the hell do you mean?" Inu Yasha asked her. "Simple," Kagome answered lightly. "It's nice to see places pleasing to the eye. It's sometimes so quiet there when we're not fighting demons or arguing." "Oh." Inu Yasha murmured. The annoying waiter that just happened to be Hojo kept coming up to their table now that Linde was gone. Only little did o'dense one know that Linde was sitting at the next table. Poor poor Hojo (NOT).
"What the hell is your problem?" Inu Yasha asked o'dense one very angrily.
Most unfortunately, the whole resturant heard them. The fire department was even there trying to pry off the tray that the customer (who so unfortunately hit on Linde) was wearing as a collar, they too had stopped dead to watch was happening. Linde about to crack up laughing decided to leave (missing a bunch if I might add).
"So what's happening?" Miroku asked.
Linde shapeshifted back.
"Just shut up and listen." Linde snapped. "Okay." Miroku murmured remembering the tray incident.
They were listening very intently to the commotion inside the resturant. Inu Yasha had now decided to start pounding Hojo (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Kagome cracking up laughing. Sango and Miroku were about burst into laughter. Everyone in the resturant was choking on their food. As for tray- collar dude, the fighters could no longer keep him still because he laughing so hard.
"C'mon Kagome we're leaving." Inu Yasha said taking her hand. "Kay." Kagome gasped through her fits of laughter.
The unfortunate (not) Hojo now had swirly eyes and an x for a mouth (MUWHAHAHAHA).
"Now where are they going?" Miroku asked himself. "Don't know, but let's find out." Linde grinned to herself evily.
The group followed Inu Yasha and Kagome to a park.
"Linde why don't you shapeshift?" Koga asked. "Dammit, why do you people keep on asking?" Linde snapped shapeshifting into a person who looked like she was going to something strange. "What in all the seven hells are you going to do?" Koga asked. "Tai Chi." Linde answered evily. "Okay then." Koga muttered.
Linde walked off bare foot. Inu Yasha and Kagome however were walking rather slowly.
"Inu Yasha." Kagome murmured softly. "What?" Inu Yasha asked. "I love you Inu Yasha," Kagome answered as Inu Yasha blushed. "I want you to stay a hanyou." "What about you though Kagome?" Inu Yasha asked. "I don't want to leave you ever," Kagome answered, "so I've decided on something. I'm going to become hanyou when the jewel's complete." "But that mean's you'll be shunned and hated," Inu Yasha answered. "I don't want you to do that just for me." "I want to," Kagome whispered, "we have our own place in the village with Kaede. I want to be hanyou so I can stay with you forever."
Inu Yasha then did something very surprising. He kissed Kagome!!!!!!!!!!!! Linde seeing this shapeshifted back into her real self and bolted. Who did she hide behind, but none other than Sesshomaru.
"I didn't want to see that," Linde muttered. "I really didn't want to see that."
Miroku's mouth was open and he was looking from Kagome to Inu Yasha and back again. Koga was hitting himself in the head. Jaken of course is still ducktaped to the pole in the hands of Linde.
"I am so glad Rin and Shippou aren't hear," Sango sighed in relief, "otherwise I would have to cover their eyes. They are way to young." "Inu Yasha." Sesshomaru muttered looking very irritated.
Linde came out from behind Sesshomaru.
"Sesshomaru can I bash Jaken into the ground to relieve some frustration?" Linde asked politely. "Sure, I could care less." Sesshomaru answered. "MMPH MMPH!!!!" Jaken shrieked very muffled thanks to the load of duck-tape (which in my opinion is a very good thing because Inu Yasha and Kagome would have heard him).
BASH BASH BASH BASH!!!!!!!! Linde was bashing Jaken into the ground.
"Note to self, never annoy Linde." Sango and Miroku said to themselves.
It was a really good thing that Inu Yasha and Kagome paid no attention to the noise that Linde was making. Inu Yasha looked at Kagome. Linde stopped pounding Jaken to hear whatever it was that Kagome was saying.
"Let's go back." Kagome said. "Sure." Inu Yasha agreed.
"Run." Linde muttered. "Kirara." Sango ordered.
Luckily for them they beat them to the Higurashi Shrine since they were walking. Which was a good thing. Basically because when the got there they found Linde pounding Jaken into the ground.
"Note to self, never ask to many questions." Kagome thought. "Oh hello there." Linde greeted them still pounding Jaken (of course who wouldn't). "I think we'll go inside." Inu Yasha said a little scared.
With that they both slipped into the house.
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A/N: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY-AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF- DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS PEOPLES!!! I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE 3 SEQUELS!!!!! EACH ONE WILL BE LONGER AND MORE FLUFFY THAN THE FIRST!!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE GOOD LITTLE READERS AND REVIEW THIS CHAPPER OTHERWISE YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!