Chapter 18:
Kagome was walking home with her friends who had just happened to decide to pay her family a visit.
"Kagome are those people still at your house?" Yuka asked.
"Yeah actually." Kagome answered.
"Why? I thought you said they would only be staying for the summer." Eri stated.
"Well, I still have to get to know two of them." Kagome looked over at a nearby store.
"Which ones?" Ayumi asked.
"Sesshomaru and Linde." Kagome said as she tried not to pay attention.
"Why those two?" Yuka asked turning her head towards Kagome.
"Oh, no reason." Kagome stated. Although, as she kept walking, she thought, "Actually, I'm getting to know Sesshomaru because he'll be my brother-in- law soon, and Linde just seems different................"
Kagome and her friends walked up the steps of The Higurashi Shrine to see Sango in her skin tight armor swinging her hiraikotsu. A visitor was watching her.
"You're a woman." the man stated shocked.
"Yes and you are a man," Sango said still swinging her hiraikotsu, "you're point?"
"How can you swing that thing around?" the man asked.
"I've been swinging this thing for who knows when." Sango answered.
Linde was standing a few paces away sweeping.
"Well why don't you come in?" Kagome offered (sweatdrops).
"Sure." her friends accepted, sweatdropping.
The four of them walked in. Sesshomaru and Koga were glaring at each other. Inu Yasha looked up.
"Oh hi Kagome." Inu Yasha greeted her tearing his eyes from Sesshomaru and Koga's cold stare of death contest (and then again we all know who's winning, Sesshomaru).
"Hi Inu Yasha." Kagome greeted back to him about to go sit with him but her friends pulled her away.
"What's their problem?" Miroku asked.
"No idea," Inu Yasha answered. "Want to go back to seeing who will win this starring contest?"
"Sure." Miroku answered.
Inu Yasha and Miroku went back to watching Sesshomaru and Koga glare at each other.
In Kagome's room......
"Kagome where have you been hiding him?!" Ayumi gasped.
"Who?" Kagome asked.
"You know the one who looks like Inu Yasha." Eri hinted.
"Sesshomaru?" Kagome gasped.
"Yes him!" Yuka cried.
"He's so hot!" Ayumi gasped.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!" Kagome said looking a little shocked. "You're saying that you think that Sesshomaru, who kills for the fun of it, is hot?"
"What's that?" the three of them asked.
"Nothing." Kagome lied.
"Is he taken?" Ayumi asked.
"No." Kagome answered.
"Can I have him?" Yuka asked.
"No." Kagome answered.
"Then can I have him?" Eri asked.
"No." Kagome answered for (she hoped) the final time.
"Why not?" the three asked.
"Cause he's a total anti-social icecube." Kagome answered.
"Oh." the three of them said rather disappointed.
Kagome and her friends came back downstairs to see Sesshomaru and Koga still glaring at each other.
"They're still at it?" Ayumi asked.
"Apparently." Kagome answered.
"Kagome we'll meet you outside." Yuka said.
"Okay," Kagome replied shortly. "Inu Yasha you want to join us outside?"
"Sure," he said, "anything to get away from them."
"Agreed." Kagome muttered.
Miroku, Kagome, and Inu Yasha walked outside leaving Sesshomaru and Koga to continue their cold stare of death contest. The man who had been questioning Sango was gone, Kagome's friends were now gathered around her.
"How can you swing that thing around?" Ayumi asked.
"I'm used it." Sango answered.
"You don't look that old," Yuka said. "Just how old are you?"
"I'm 16." Sango answered.
"Oh no." Kagome moaned.
"WHAT?! YOU SHOULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL!" the three of them yelled.
"I'm a demon exterminator, I don't go to high school." Sango said a little surprised.
"You're a demon exterminator?!" Ayumi cried shocked.
"You already have an occupation." Yuka said surprised.
"Yeah." Sango said laughing.
Kagome walked up to them with Inu Yasha and Miroku following her.
"I see you've met Sango." Kagome said happily.
"That's her name?" Ayumi asked.
"Yup."
"Kagome's who's he?" Yuka asked pointing to Miroku.
"Oh that's Miroku." Kagome answered giving him a warning look.
"He says he's a monk who works to aid the common man," Inu Yasha muttered. "I'd like to see him do that someday."
"Calm yourself Inu Yasha." Miroku said whacking him in the head with his staff.
"How old exactly are you?" Ayumi asked.
"19." Miroku answered.
"YOU SHOULD BE IN COLLEGE!" the three of them.
"Um, Kagome what about her?" Yuka asked pointing to Linde who was still sweeping.
"That's Linde." Kagome answered.
Hearing her name Linde turned around.
"Yeah and?" Linde said sarcastically.
"How old exactly are you?" Yuka asked wondering if she was young like Sango and Miroku.
Linde began to count on her fingers. They all sweatdropped.
"Over 400 million years old." Linde answered.
"YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!!" all of them yelled.
"Don't you four remember anything," Linde growled. "I'm half elf. So basically I'm immortal."
"Oh yeah," Kagome said just remembering what Linde had said. "You said you were elf. Now you say that you're half elf."
"Oh that," Linde said grinnig, "I was lying but I'll tell you the truth now. I'm half elf half demon."
"So your parents were an elf and a demon?" Miroku asked.
"No lecher," Linde yelled angrily. "My parents were both elves."
"How is that possible though?" Kagome asked.
"Oh that they both had demon blood." Linde answered.
"Okay then."
Mrs. Higurashi came outside.
"Okay you six time to come in for a snack." Mrs. Higurashi called.
The six of them came in. Shippou, Rin, and Souta were sitting at the table.
"Oh you two are sooooo cute!" Kagome's friends giggled.
Shippou and Rin looked at them. Mrs. Higurashi walked into the living room putting an end to Koga and Sesshomaru's cold stare of death contest (he he he). They walked in looking like they were going to kill someone.
"Does anyone know where Jaken is?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"I do." Linde answered.
"Where?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"The damn little question asker is still ducktaped to the pole and is hanging upside down in the well-house." Linde answered.
Everyone (including Sesshomaru) burst into laughter.
"Seems you got a little to angry with him Linde." Koga taunted.
"Shut the hell up." Linde ordered.
"Why should I?" Koga asked sarcastically.
"Because I said so." Linde replied with and evil look.
Koga returned the look and they all continued eating. Ayumi, Eri, and Yuka were talking with Kagome, Sango, and Linde. Shippou and Rin looked very confused. As for the others, they weren't paying any attention. Mrs. Higurashi cleared the table once everyone finished and made them go outside. Shippou was now being chased by Kirara. As for Sesshomaru and Linde, they both went into the Goshinkboku God Tree.
"Must strangle....must strangle....." Linde muttered twisting a twig. "Quite agreed." Sesshomaru muttered.
They were both pretty pissed with Koga. For Sesshomaru....#1 Koga keeps on flirting with Kagome, who was pretty close to being his half brother's wife. #2 he just plain doesn't like him.
For Linde.....#1 Koga keeps flirting with Kagome. #2 she just plain doesn't like him (it's pretty obvious too). Everyone else was watching Shippou being chased by Kirara.
"They'd make the perfect couple." everyone thought.
Linde poked her head out of the boughs of the Goshinboku God Tree.
"I heard that." Linde uttered giving them all the evil look of death.
"Oh shit," Kagome cursed, "I forgot she can read minds."
"Really." everyone else said looking at Kagome.
At that precise moment o'dense one...no I mean Hojo...no I mean Homo....NO I MEAN HOJO!!!!!!! Now that I've got that settled......at that precise moment Hojo decided to come. Everyone's head swiveled towards him.
"Hi Kagome!" Hojo called (still not taking a hint).
"Oh look it's o'dense one." everyone muttered.
"Kagome, you wouldn't mind going to see a movie with me sometime would you?" Hojo asked not even taking a hint as usual.
BASH! Sesshomaru had seemingly appeared out of nowhere hitting him in the head. Once Sesshomaru did this Linde fell out of the tree cracking up laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHA!!!!" Linde laughed (if you're all wondering why Linde is saying ow...when she fell out of the Goshinboku God Tree she fell on a stone bench and broke it in half).
Sesshomaru began to beat Hojo to a pulp. Everyone was watching him with shocked looks. Even Shippou and Kirara had stopped. They were watching with everyone. Linde had begun to roll on the ground cracking up laughing. She walked up to Sesshomaru.
"Why don't I take over from here." Linde suggested.
"Here you go." Sesshomaru accepted handing an unconcious Hojo into the hands of Linde (believe it's not a good thing).
Inuyasha turned to Sesshomaru.
"Why'd you do that?"
"Well, she is going to be your wife soon right?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"WHAT?!" they all yelled.
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A/N: I AM THE ALMIGHTY-AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF- DOOM!!!!! KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU!!!!
Now, you must be good readers and review! This story is gonna be long so don't worry. My sister won't be starting the sequels until we get both movies. Which is gonna be sometime next month...i think..not sure..
Okay!
JA!
~Kagome
Kagome was walking home with her friends who had just happened to decide to pay her family a visit.
"Kagome are those people still at your house?" Yuka asked.
"Yeah actually." Kagome answered.
"Why? I thought you said they would only be staying for the summer." Eri stated.
"Well, I still have to get to know two of them." Kagome looked over at a nearby store.
"Which ones?" Ayumi asked.
"Sesshomaru and Linde." Kagome said as she tried not to pay attention.
"Why those two?" Yuka asked turning her head towards Kagome.
"Oh, no reason." Kagome stated. Although, as she kept walking, she thought, "Actually, I'm getting to know Sesshomaru because he'll be my brother-in- law soon, and Linde just seems different................"
Kagome and her friends walked up the steps of The Higurashi Shrine to see Sango in her skin tight armor swinging her hiraikotsu. A visitor was watching her.
"You're a woman." the man stated shocked.
"Yes and you are a man," Sango said still swinging her hiraikotsu, "you're point?"
"How can you swing that thing around?" the man asked.
"I've been swinging this thing for who knows when." Sango answered.
Linde was standing a few paces away sweeping.
"Well why don't you come in?" Kagome offered (sweatdrops).
"Sure." her friends accepted, sweatdropping.
The four of them walked in. Sesshomaru and Koga were glaring at each other. Inu Yasha looked up.
"Oh hi Kagome." Inu Yasha greeted her tearing his eyes from Sesshomaru and Koga's cold stare of death contest (and then again we all know who's winning, Sesshomaru).
"Hi Inu Yasha." Kagome greeted back to him about to go sit with him but her friends pulled her away.
"What's their problem?" Miroku asked.
"No idea," Inu Yasha answered. "Want to go back to seeing who will win this starring contest?"
"Sure." Miroku answered.
Inu Yasha and Miroku went back to watching Sesshomaru and Koga glare at each other.
In Kagome's room......
"Kagome where have you been hiding him?!" Ayumi gasped.
"Who?" Kagome asked.
"You know the one who looks like Inu Yasha." Eri hinted.
"Sesshomaru?" Kagome gasped.
"Yes him!" Yuka cried.
"He's so hot!" Ayumi gasped.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!" Kagome said looking a little shocked. "You're saying that you think that Sesshomaru, who kills for the fun of it, is hot?"
"What's that?" the three of them asked.
"Nothing." Kagome lied.
"Is he taken?" Ayumi asked.
"No." Kagome answered.
"Can I have him?" Yuka asked.
"No." Kagome answered.
"Then can I have him?" Eri asked.
"No." Kagome answered for (she hoped) the final time.
"Why not?" the three asked.
"Cause he's a total anti-social icecube." Kagome answered.
"Oh." the three of them said rather disappointed.
Kagome and her friends came back downstairs to see Sesshomaru and Koga still glaring at each other.
"They're still at it?" Ayumi asked.
"Apparently." Kagome answered.
"Kagome we'll meet you outside." Yuka said.
"Okay," Kagome replied shortly. "Inu Yasha you want to join us outside?"
"Sure," he said, "anything to get away from them."
"Agreed." Kagome muttered.
Miroku, Kagome, and Inu Yasha walked outside leaving Sesshomaru and Koga to continue their cold stare of death contest. The man who had been questioning Sango was gone, Kagome's friends were now gathered around her.
"How can you swing that thing around?" Ayumi asked.
"I'm used it." Sango answered.
"You don't look that old," Yuka said. "Just how old are you?"
"I'm 16." Sango answered.
"Oh no." Kagome moaned.
"WHAT?! YOU SHOULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL!" the three of them yelled.
"I'm a demon exterminator, I don't go to high school." Sango said a little surprised.
"You're a demon exterminator?!" Ayumi cried shocked.
"You already have an occupation." Yuka said surprised.
"Yeah." Sango said laughing.
Kagome walked up to them with Inu Yasha and Miroku following her.
"I see you've met Sango." Kagome said happily.
"That's her name?" Ayumi asked.
"Yup."
"Kagome's who's he?" Yuka asked pointing to Miroku.
"Oh that's Miroku." Kagome answered giving him a warning look.
"He says he's a monk who works to aid the common man," Inu Yasha muttered. "I'd like to see him do that someday."
"Calm yourself Inu Yasha." Miroku said whacking him in the head with his staff.
"How old exactly are you?" Ayumi asked.
"19." Miroku answered.
"YOU SHOULD BE IN COLLEGE!" the three of them.
"Um, Kagome what about her?" Yuka asked pointing to Linde who was still sweeping.
"That's Linde." Kagome answered.
Hearing her name Linde turned around.
"Yeah and?" Linde said sarcastically.
"How old exactly are you?" Yuka asked wondering if she was young like Sango and Miroku.
Linde began to count on her fingers. They all sweatdropped.
"Over 400 million years old." Linde answered.
"YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!!" all of them yelled.
"Don't you four remember anything," Linde growled. "I'm half elf. So basically I'm immortal."
"Oh yeah," Kagome said just remembering what Linde had said. "You said you were elf. Now you say that you're half elf."
"Oh that," Linde said grinnig, "I was lying but I'll tell you the truth now. I'm half elf half demon."
"So your parents were an elf and a demon?" Miroku asked.
"No lecher," Linde yelled angrily. "My parents were both elves."
"How is that possible though?" Kagome asked.
"Oh that they both had demon blood." Linde answered.
"Okay then."
Mrs. Higurashi came outside.
"Okay you six time to come in for a snack." Mrs. Higurashi called.
The six of them came in. Shippou, Rin, and Souta were sitting at the table.
"Oh you two are sooooo cute!" Kagome's friends giggled.
Shippou and Rin looked at them. Mrs. Higurashi walked into the living room putting an end to Koga and Sesshomaru's cold stare of death contest (he he he). They walked in looking like they were going to kill someone.
"Does anyone know where Jaken is?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"I do." Linde answered.
"Where?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"The damn little question asker is still ducktaped to the pole and is hanging upside down in the well-house." Linde answered.
Everyone (including Sesshomaru) burst into laughter.
"Seems you got a little to angry with him Linde." Koga taunted.
"Shut the hell up." Linde ordered.
"Why should I?" Koga asked sarcastically.
"Because I said so." Linde replied with and evil look.
Koga returned the look and they all continued eating. Ayumi, Eri, and Yuka were talking with Kagome, Sango, and Linde. Shippou and Rin looked very confused. As for the others, they weren't paying any attention. Mrs. Higurashi cleared the table once everyone finished and made them go outside. Shippou was now being chased by Kirara. As for Sesshomaru and Linde, they both went into the Goshinkboku God Tree.
"Must strangle....must strangle....." Linde muttered twisting a twig. "Quite agreed." Sesshomaru muttered.
They were both pretty pissed with Koga. For Sesshomaru....#1 Koga keeps on flirting with Kagome, who was pretty close to being his half brother's wife. #2 he just plain doesn't like him.
For Linde.....#1 Koga keeps flirting with Kagome. #2 she just plain doesn't like him (it's pretty obvious too). Everyone else was watching Shippou being chased by Kirara.
"They'd make the perfect couple." everyone thought.
Linde poked her head out of the boughs of the Goshinboku God Tree.
"I heard that." Linde uttered giving them all the evil look of death.
"Oh shit," Kagome cursed, "I forgot she can read minds."
"Really." everyone else said looking at Kagome.
At that precise moment o'dense one...no I mean Hojo...no I mean Homo....NO I MEAN HOJO!!!!!!! Now that I've got that settled......at that precise moment Hojo decided to come. Everyone's head swiveled towards him.
"Hi Kagome!" Hojo called (still not taking a hint).
"Oh look it's o'dense one." everyone muttered.
"Kagome, you wouldn't mind going to see a movie with me sometime would you?" Hojo asked not even taking a hint as usual.
BASH! Sesshomaru had seemingly appeared out of nowhere hitting him in the head. Once Sesshomaru did this Linde fell out of the tree cracking up laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHA!!!!" Linde laughed (if you're all wondering why Linde is saying ow...when she fell out of the Goshinboku God Tree she fell on a stone bench and broke it in half).
Sesshomaru began to beat Hojo to a pulp. Everyone was watching him with shocked looks. Even Shippou and Kirara had stopped. They were watching with everyone. Linde had begun to roll on the ground cracking up laughing. She walked up to Sesshomaru.
"Why don't I take over from here." Linde suggested.
"Here you go." Sesshomaru accepted handing an unconcious Hojo into the hands of Linde (believe it's not a good thing).
Inuyasha turned to Sesshomaru.
"Why'd you do that?"
"Well, she is going to be your wife soon right?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"WHAT?!" they all yelled.
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A/N: I AM THE ALMIGHTY-AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF- DOOM!!!!! KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU!!!!
Now, you must be good readers and review! This story is gonna be long so don't worry. My sister won't be starting the sequels until we get both movies. Which is gonna be sometime next month...i think..not sure..
Okay!
JA!
~Kagome