Disclaimer: I do not own any of the TP characters…Disney does!!

Notes: This takes place on Earth!

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"Mom, you totally missed it! The roof went in like this…whoooosh!" cried Jim, swinging his arms dramatically.

"I'm glad that I did miss it!" insisted Sarah, rolling her eyes. They were alone in Delbert's cabin, and Amelia and the doctor had gone out for a hike.

"What?! The fire warden came over with, like, ten men and they brought this huge hose over! It was so cool…hey, you don't look freaked out at all!"

"I simply cannot believe that they accepted your story, that's all," broke in Sarah.

"Oh, yeah…that it an ancient land mine blew up the cabin? I though that it sounded pretty good," Jim laughed. There was no way that he would have told the truth…jeez, only an idiot would have done that!

"Honey, why don't you go outside and do something?" suggested Jim's mother, getting sick of hearing about the fire incident.

"No way…there are too many investigators out there!"

"Okay then…why don't you read?"

Jim paused. Reading? Hmm…why not?

Ron Smith grabbed Hillary's hand tightly. The Crow Indians were nearby. If they were detected…no! He wouldn't think about that!

"Ron, I love you!" whispered the blond-haired, blue eyed woman.

"Shhh! I know. Look, gorgeous, we'll get married as soon as we leave Oklahoma."

Jim groaned and flicked through the pages. Who wrote this kind of crap? When would the Indians scalp the woman? Jeez!

The soft neigh of an approaching horse made Ron stiffen. Beside him, Hillary drew in her breath sharply. A stick cracked and broke the stillness of the night.

"Go!" yelled Ron, jerking at the young lady's fair hand. The couple raced through the rough, scraggly bushes. Suddenly, Hillary stumbled.

"Oh! My ankle!" she cried.

Jim snorted. This was soooooo stupid. It was like watching an old, black and white movie. The poor old dame always hurt her ankle. A loud knock on the cabin door sounded throughout the entire cabin. Sarah walked over and opened the door.

"Ma'am? Everything in the cabin was lost, except for a suitcase---" here the fire warden flourished Amelia's bag--- "and a DVD of Pirates of the Caribbean."

Jim jumped up from the table. "What about my clothes?"

"Sorry, son; that's all we found," replied the man, shaking his head ruefully. With a respectful nod to Sarah, he departed. The screen door slammed shut.

"Well, thank heavens Amelia kept some of her clothes in here," remarked Jim's mother happily.

"Ma! All I have is a stupid DVD! What should I, like, wear?" asked Jim.

"Well. You could wear some of my clothes."

"But all of your clothes have fruity colors! There's no way that I'm going to wear women's clothing!"

Sarah paused, thinking.

"Hmmm…well, for now, you'll just have to wear what you have. BUT---clean underwear is a must," she announced, marching into her room. Jim sagged against the wall. What next?

"This looks like it'll fit you," cried Sarah, appearing a few moments later.

Jim stared. "What the heck is that thing?"

"It's a thong…but don't worry, no one will notice," she said, tossing the black underwear at him. The teen just about swooned.

"Ma! Not only is this a thong, but it has Betty Boop all over it!" he hollered, his face turning bright red.

"Well, it's either my thong, or it's Delbert's underwear. You choose!"

***Again, I hope that this was entertaining! Give me MORE suggestions…I feel like I'm running out of ideas! Keep the suggestions G or PG rated like you have been, and I'll try to use 'em!

---About the powdered sugar thing: My dad says that you must have a pretty good flam (a FLAME on a candle is best). My dad had candles when he was in college and he poured powdered sugar over the flames. He says that if you do it just right, it creates a wonderful fire ball effect. Of course, it set off the college fire alarms off, but he got away with it!! Lol. Anyways, just wanted to share that with you! :D