KONNICHIWA!!!! I hope you like this chapter! It took FOREVER to write! If
you want to hurt me for not updating sooner, DON'T! Kill the TEACHERS! AND
HOMEWORK! FOR IT IS EVIL!!!!!! Okay, I'm done. I'm shutting up. Ja ne!
~Kagome
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Chapter 21:
Sango was walking down the stairs of the Higurashi house holding her pillow in case Miroku was out to his normal acts of lechery. She stopped dead at the sight of Kagome and Inu Yasha asleep together on the couch. Sango looked in the doorway of the kitchen to see Miroku face first on the ground.
"Wonder what happened to him....wait a minute......I don't see Sesshomaru." Sango thought.
She walked over Miroku like a doormat, and looked to her right to see Sesshomaru fast asleep with Shippou curled up on his head. Sango, knowing Sesshomaru, poked him in the shoulder. It took her awhile, until he woke up.
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"On your head." Sango replied.
Sesshomaru felt Shippou's tail, and pulled him off. Shippou woke up and was about to cry out for Kagome when he felt Sango's hand on his mouth.
"Say anything, you die." Sango threatened.
"Why exactly?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Look in living room on the couch and don't say anything." Sango answered.
Sesshomaru looked out to see Inu Yasha and Kagome fast asleep.
"Now I know why." Sesshomaru muttered.
Sango walked over to Miroku and kicked him. Miroku rolled over and sat up.
"Owwwwwww, my head." he moaned.
Sesshomaru was looking at the ceiling like he didn't do anything (*cough* *cough*). Sango glared at Miroku.
"Don't touch me or you will die," Sango threatened, "don't say anything or I will hurt you severely, and don't think anything perverted or Inu Yasha will find out and hurt you."
"How?" Miroku asked.
"Probably I'll tell him, Linde will definitely tell him, and possibly Kagome's mother." Sesshomaru replied.
"Exactly." Sango agreed.
At that moment Ayumi appeared at the bottom of the stairs yawning. Sango and the others fell silent. Miroku looked at her and then at the couch and bolted to the left side of the doorframe.
"Oh shit." they all muttered.
Sango dropped her pillow and bolted out of the kitchen. She covered Ayumi's mouth and literally dragged her into the kitchen.
"What?" Ayumi asked.
"Look in the living room on the couch." Sango ordered.
Ayumi looked and gasped in shock. Suddenly a big 'HA' came from the top of the stairs.
"Oh no." they all moaned.
There was a few thuds as if someone was rolling down the stairs. THUD! CRASH! Linde could be seen lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs laughing her head off. A lamp that had been sitting on a table had fallen off and broke.
"Shit." they all muttered.
"HAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOW!!!!!" Linde laughed tears streaming down her face from the pain and laughter.
"I wonder what she did?" Shippou wondered aloud.
"Rolled down the stairs, Shippou, that's what she did." Sango answered his wondering question.
Sesshomaru grabbed Sango's arm, pulling her to his side of the doorframe.
"What was that for?" Sango asked very, very surprised.
"Inu Yasha and Kagome are waking up thanks to Linde." Sesshomaru answered through gritted (now there's a word I've never used before) teeth.
"Oh no! She'll blow our cover!" Sango groaned putting her head into her hands.
Rin, Yuka, Jii-chan, Souta, Eri, and Mrs. Higurashi came downstairs yawning. They stopped dead at Inu Yasha and Kagome looking at Linde, who was laughing while crying. Mrs. Higurashi grabbed Linde and ran into the kitchen, along with others.
"Is there a gag by any chance?" Sango asked.
"Will a dishrag do?" Mrs. Higurashi asked holding one up.
"Do have one that's bigger?" Miroku asked.
Mrs. Higurashi went digging into one of the drawers. She pulled out a dish- towel.
"Will this do?" Mrs. Higurashi asked holding up the dish-towel.
"Okay!" Sango, Miroku, and the others (besides Sesshomaru) said happily at the same time.
"Linde come here." Sango ordered.
"Get the....ow.....hell away from me...ow!" Linde shrieked.
"Watch your language!" Sango ordered.
Miroku tied the dish-towel securely around her so she couldn't make any noise. Yuka looked at Mrs. Higurashi.
"Uhhh.....Mrs. Higurashi, we have school today don't we?" Yuka asked.
"Yes I believe you do." Mrs. Higurashi answered frowning slightly.
"Shouldn't you wake them up?" Eri asked.
"But I don't want to," Mrs. Higurashi replied. "They look so cute." (In case you all are wondering, Kagome and Inu Yasha fell asleep again as soon as the others dragged Linde into the kitchen)
"Oh, come on! Kagome won't want to miss school!" Ayumi whispered.
"But I'll make up an excuse for her!" Mrs. Higurashi insisted.
WHACK! They all looked towards Miroku and Linde. Miroku had succeeded in gagging Linde, but had succeeded in another thing, getting whacked in the face by a very, very pissed off Linde.
"Ow." Miroku moaned.
Linde started laughing. Although it was supremely muffled thanks to the gag. Linde finally tired of it tore off her mouth and glared at them.
"Okay I get the picture...ow...of being quite...ow." Linde whispered.
"Okay people time to hide besides Yuka, Ayumi, and Eri," Mrs. Higurashi said putting her hands on her hips.
"Can't move." Linde moaned through her pain since she had only rolled down the stairs a few minutes ago.
"Well, that's a problem." Mrs. Higurashi said looking at Linde.
"Maybe if you hadn't rolled down the stairs." Miroku lectured.
"You're lucky I can't necessarily move at the moment!" Linde growled.
"How long does it take you to heal yourself?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"Half a day." Linde answered calmly.
"Now we have a problem." Souta moaned.
"You three go get ready for school and I'll go wake up Kagome while they hide," Mrs. Higurashi ordered kindly. "Sango you wouldn't mind carrying Linde?"
"No." Sango replied picking up Linde.
The others bolted outside and hid behind bushes. Linde was with Sango. They waited for at least an hour until they saw Kagome, her friends, and Souta walk out of the house. Inu Yasha was saying goodbye to them. Mrs. Higurashi walked up to him.
"Inu Yasha you wouldn't mind carrying Linde in would you?" Mrs. Higurashi asked him.
"Why would I do that?" Inu Yasha retorted.
"Cause she hurt herself this morning, they're over there in the bushes." Mrs. Higurashi answered.
"Why'd she have to tell him?" they all thought to themselves.
Inu Yasha walked up to them and saw Linde on the ground trying very hard not to laugh. He picked her up exasperatedly and not to mention glare at the rest of them. Mrs. Higurashi led him into the house.
"Put her on the couch, would you?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
All the others slipped back inside. Inu Yasha glared at them.
"We did nothing." Sango lied.
At school.....
"Kagome you looked so cute curled up with Inu Yasha!" Ayumi teased.
"I'm so jealous!" Yuka cried clenching her fists.
"How did you meet him actually?" Eri asked.
Kagome stopped.
"What's wrong Kagome? Did I say anything wrong?" Eri asked sounding concerned.
"Nothing's wrong," Kagome answered, "you mean you really want to know?"
"Yeah! I mean finding a total sweet hot guy like that," Yuka said while they walked past some other students, "of course we're gonna want to know how you met him."
"Well I guess I'll tell you." Kagome sighed.
"Really?!" the three of them cried happily.
"After school." Kagome said.
Her three friends fell sweatdropped and fell over anime style. Then the school bell rang. Since Kagome and her friends had their first class together the insisted to have her tell them every last detail before class.
"I won't tell you everything right now, but I will tell you that I found him pinned to a tree in a deep sleep. I kinda awakened him I guess........"
Her friends gasped. At that moment the teacher came through.
"Okay, everyone to their seats!" the teacher ordered.
Everyone ran to their seats. The lesson began, which was long and boring. All Kagome was 'blah, blah blah blah blah.' She sighed to herself. Her thoughts drifted to the subject of Inu Yasha, of course.
"I wonder what Inu Yasha's doing right now," Kagome thought not evening listening to the teacher. "Hopefully not fighting with Sesshomaru."
"HIGURASHI," the teacher yelled, "what is the answer to the question?"
Everyone was staring at her.
"Wha-what question?" Kagome asked hesitantly while blushing.
"Higurashi," the teacher sighed, "stand in the hall."
"Hai, sensei. Gomen." Kagome apologized.
Kagome was standing in the hall holding to buckets filled with water. She sighed inwardly.
"Oh my god, that was soooooo embarassing!" Kagome thought.
Back at Higurashi Shrine.......
Linde, who had nothing to do all day but sit around and do nothing thanks to the fact that she couldn't move, had been planning a very evil scheme to get revenge on Inu Yasha and Kagome. She looked at Inu Yasha, with a very cunning look.
"Hey, Inu Yasha, why don't you pick up Kagome from school?" Linde suggested.
"Okay." Inu Yasha said getting up about to leave when he heard Linde say something Sesshomaru.
"Hey, Sesshomaru, why don't you go with him?" Linde suggested yet again.
"Why would I?" Sesshomaru retorted.
"To beat o'dense one to a pulp, again." Linde answered grinning.
"Okay." Sesshomaru said getting up and following out the door.
"Wai-" Mrs. Higurashi called after them only to be cut off by the slamming of the door.
Linde grinned.
"Is he feeling alright?" Sango asked Miroku.
"I don't know, he never acts like this." Miroku answered.
"I know why, at least I think I do." Linde muttered.
"Tell us then." Miroku ordered.
"Oh alright," Linde said shrugging her shoulders. "It's because Kagome's going to be family soon and he needs to start treating her like family."
"That means beating the crap out of her right?" Miroku asked.
"You are so very lucky that Shippou and Rin are asleep." Sango said in a very deadly tone making Miroku cringe.
"No, he just likes beating o'dense one to a pulp for Inu Yasha." Linde uttered under her breath.
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A/N: *in big thunderous voice that fills the whole dang sky* SO HOW DID YOU LIKE THE WONDERFULLY FUN CHAPPER!!!!!!!! ONE MORE THING R&R OR I SHALL NOT WRITE 3 SEQUELS!!!! KU KU KU!! REMEMBER MERE MORTALS!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY- AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF-DOOM!!!!! OR A.A.O.A.O.A.P.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!!!! ONE MORE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I HAVE A CLIENT THAT PAYS THIS WELL I WILL DEFINITELY WIN MY CASE, ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS CRY AND THE JURY WILL BE SCREAMING FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! HE'S RIGHT!!!!! BLINDING...STUPIDITY...OF....FRIVOLOUS....LAWSUITS!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you liked it! Ja ne!
~Kagome
~Kagome
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Chapter 21:
Sango was walking down the stairs of the Higurashi house holding her pillow in case Miroku was out to his normal acts of lechery. She stopped dead at the sight of Kagome and Inu Yasha asleep together on the couch. Sango looked in the doorway of the kitchen to see Miroku face first on the ground.
"Wonder what happened to him....wait a minute......I don't see Sesshomaru." Sango thought.
She walked over Miroku like a doormat, and looked to her right to see Sesshomaru fast asleep with Shippou curled up on his head. Sango, knowing Sesshomaru, poked him in the shoulder. It took her awhile, until he woke up.
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"On your head." Sango replied.
Sesshomaru felt Shippou's tail, and pulled him off. Shippou woke up and was about to cry out for Kagome when he felt Sango's hand on his mouth.
"Say anything, you die." Sango threatened.
"Why exactly?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Look in living room on the couch and don't say anything." Sango answered.
Sesshomaru looked out to see Inu Yasha and Kagome fast asleep.
"Now I know why." Sesshomaru muttered.
Sango walked over to Miroku and kicked him. Miroku rolled over and sat up.
"Owwwwwww, my head." he moaned.
Sesshomaru was looking at the ceiling like he didn't do anything (*cough* *cough*). Sango glared at Miroku.
"Don't touch me or you will die," Sango threatened, "don't say anything or I will hurt you severely, and don't think anything perverted or Inu Yasha will find out and hurt you."
"How?" Miroku asked.
"Probably I'll tell him, Linde will definitely tell him, and possibly Kagome's mother." Sesshomaru replied.
"Exactly." Sango agreed.
At that moment Ayumi appeared at the bottom of the stairs yawning. Sango and the others fell silent. Miroku looked at her and then at the couch and bolted to the left side of the doorframe.
"Oh shit." they all muttered.
Sango dropped her pillow and bolted out of the kitchen. She covered Ayumi's mouth and literally dragged her into the kitchen.
"What?" Ayumi asked.
"Look in the living room on the couch." Sango ordered.
Ayumi looked and gasped in shock. Suddenly a big 'HA' came from the top of the stairs.
"Oh no." they all moaned.
There was a few thuds as if someone was rolling down the stairs. THUD! CRASH! Linde could be seen lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs laughing her head off. A lamp that had been sitting on a table had fallen off and broke.
"Shit." they all muttered.
"HAHAHAHAHAOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOW!!!!!" Linde laughed tears streaming down her face from the pain and laughter.
"I wonder what she did?" Shippou wondered aloud.
"Rolled down the stairs, Shippou, that's what she did." Sango answered his wondering question.
Sesshomaru grabbed Sango's arm, pulling her to his side of the doorframe.
"What was that for?" Sango asked very, very surprised.
"Inu Yasha and Kagome are waking up thanks to Linde." Sesshomaru answered through gritted (now there's a word I've never used before) teeth.
"Oh no! She'll blow our cover!" Sango groaned putting her head into her hands.
Rin, Yuka, Jii-chan, Souta, Eri, and Mrs. Higurashi came downstairs yawning. They stopped dead at Inu Yasha and Kagome looking at Linde, who was laughing while crying. Mrs. Higurashi grabbed Linde and ran into the kitchen, along with others.
"Is there a gag by any chance?" Sango asked.
"Will a dishrag do?" Mrs. Higurashi asked holding one up.
"Do have one that's bigger?" Miroku asked.
Mrs. Higurashi went digging into one of the drawers. She pulled out a dish- towel.
"Will this do?" Mrs. Higurashi asked holding up the dish-towel.
"Okay!" Sango, Miroku, and the others (besides Sesshomaru) said happily at the same time.
"Linde come here." Sango ordered.
"Get the....ow.....hell away from me...ow!" Linde shrieked.
"Watch your language!" Sango ordered.
Miroku tied the dish-towel securely around her so she couldn't make any noise. Yuka looked at Mrs. Higurashi.
"Uhhh.....Mrs. Higurashi, we have school today don't we?" Yuka asked.
"Yes I believe you do." Mrs. Higurashi answered frowning slightly.
"Shouldn't you wake them up?" Eri asked.
"But I don't want to," Mrs. Higurashi replied. "They look so cute." (In case you all are wondering, Kagome and Inu Yasha fell asleep again as soon as the others dragged Linde into the kitchen)
"Oh, come on! Kagome won't want to miss school!" Ayumi whispered.
"But I'll make up an excuse for her!" Mrs. Higurashi insisted.
WHACK! They all looked towards Miroku and Linde. Miroku had succeeded in gagging Linde, but had succeeded in another thing, getting whacked in the face by a very, very pissed off Linde.
"Ow." Miroku moaned.
Linde started laughing. Although it was supremely muffled thanks to the gag. Linde finally tired of it tore off her mouth and glared at them.
"Okay I get the picture...ow...of being quite...ow." Linde whispered.
"Okay people time to hide besides Yuka, Ayumi, and Eri," Mrs. Higurashi said putting her hands on her hips.
"Can't move." Linde moaned through her pain since she had only rolled down the stairs a few minutes ago.
"Well, that's a problem." Mrs. Higurashi said looking at Linde.
"Maybe if you hadn't rolled down the stairs." Miroku lectured.
"You're lucky I can't necessarily move at the moment!" Linde growled.
"How long does it take you to heal yourself?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"Half a day." Linde answered calmly.
"Now we have a problem." Souta moaned.
"You three go get ready for school and I'll go wake up Kagome while they hide," Mrs. Higurashi ordered kindly. "Sango you wouldn't mind carrying Linde?"
"No." Sango replied picking up Linde.
The others bolted outside and hid behind bushes. Linde was with Sango. They waited for at least an hour until they saw Kagome, her friends, and Souta walk out of the house. Inu Yasha was saying goodbye to them. Mrs. Higurashi walked up to him.
"Inu Yasha you wouldn't mind carrying Linde in would you?" Mrs. Higurashi asked him.
"Why would I do that?" Inu Yasha retorted.
"Cause she hurt herself this morning, they're over there in the bushes." Mrs. Higurashi answered.
"Why'd she have to tell him?" they all thought to themselves.
Inu Yasha walked up to them and saw Linde on the ground trying very hard not to laugh. He picked her up exasperatedly and not to mention glare at the rest of them. Mrs. Higurashi led him into the house.
"Put her on the couch, would you?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
All the others slipped back inside. Inu Yasha glared at them.
"We did nothing." Sango lied.
At school.....
"Kagome you looked so cute curled up with Inu Yasha!" Ayumi teased.
"I'm so jealous!" Yuka cried clenching her fists.
"How did you meet him actually?" Eri asked.
Kagome stopped.
"What's wrong Kagome? Did I say anything wrong?" Eri asked sounding concerned.
"Nothing's wrong," Kagome answered, "you mean you really want to know?"
"Yeah! I mean finding a total sweet hot guy like that," Yuka said while they walked past some other students, "of course we're gonna want to know how you met him."
"Well I guess I'll tell you." Kagome sighed.
"Really?!" the three of them cried happily.
"After school." Kagome said.
Her three friends fell sweatdropped and fell over anime style. Then the school bell rang. Since Kagome and her friends had their first class together the insisted to have her tell them every last detail before class.
"I won't tell you everything right now, but I will tell you that I found him pinned to a tree in a deep sleep. I kinda awakened him I guess........"
Her friends gasped. At that moment the teacher came through.
"Okay, everyone to their seats!" the teacher ordered.
Everyone ran to their seats. The lesson began, which was long and boring. All Kagome was 'blah, blah blah blah blah.' She sighed to herself. Her thoughts drifted to the subject of Inu Yasha, of course.
"I wonder what Inu Yasha's doing right now," Kagome thought not evening listening to the teacher. "Hopefully not fighting with Sesshomaru."
"HIGURASHI," the teacher yelled, "what is the answer to the question?"
Everyone was staring at her.
"Wha-what question?" Kagome asked hesitantly while blushing.
"Higurashi," the teacher sighed, "stand in the hall."
"Hai, sensei. Gomen." Kagome apologized.
Kagome was standing in the hall holding to buckets filled with water. She sighed inwardly.
"Oh my god, that was soooooo embarassing!" Kagome thought.
Back at Higurashi Shrine.......
Linde, who had nothing to do all day but sit around and do nothing thanks to the fact that she couldn't move, had been planning a very evil scheme to get revenge on Inu Yasha and Kagome. She looked at Inu Yasha, with a very cunning look.
"Hey, Inu Yasha, why don't you pick up Kagome from school?" Linde suggested.
"Okay." Inu Yasha said getting up about to leave when he heard Linde say something Sesshomaru.
"Hey, Sesshomaru, why don't you go with him?" Linde suggested yet again.
"Why would I?" Sesshomaru retorted.
"To beat o'dense one to a pulp, again." Linde answered grinning.
"Okay." Sesshomaru said getting up and following out the door.
"Wai-" Mrs. Higurashi called after them only to be cut off by the slamming of the door.
Linde grinned.
"Is he feeling alright?" Sango asked Miroku.
"I don't know, he never acts like this." Miroku answered.
"I know why, at least I think I do." Linde muttered.
"Tell us then." Miroku ordered.
"Oh alright," Linde said shrugging her shoulders. "It's because Kagome's going to be family soon and he needs to start treating her like family."
"That means beating the crap out of her right?" Miroku asked.
"You are so very lucky that Shippou and Rin are asleep." Sango said in a very deadly tone making Miroku cringe.
"No, he just likes beating o'dense one to a pulp for Inu Yasha." Linde uttered under her breath.
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A/N: *in big thunderous voice that fills the whole dang sky* SO HOW DID YOU LIKE THE WONDERFULLY FUN CHAPPER!!!!!!!! ONE MORE THING R&R OR I SHALL NOT WRITE 3 SEQUELS!!!! KU KU KU!! REMEMBER MERE MORTALS!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY- AUTHORESS-OF-AUTHORESSES-OF-AUTHORISTIC-POWERS-OF-DOOM!!!!! OR A.A.O.A.O.A.P.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!!!! ONE MORE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I HAVE A CLIENT THAT PAYS THIS WELL I WILL DEFINITELY WIN MY CASE, ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS CRY AND THE JURY WILL BE SCREAMING FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! HE'S RIGHT!!!!! BLINDING...STUPIDITY...OF....FRIVOLOUS....LAWSUITS!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you liked it! Ja ne!
~Kagome