Yami- Duke wow I was expecting Tristan

Joey- naw Tristan's an idiot

Yami- but I thought you guys were best friend

Joey- we ar but in the heat of battle I need a comrade not a friend

Yami- w/e (calls sexy slave girl in)

Slave- yes master the "usual"

Joey- @-@U

Yami- **ahem** um not right now I need you to run an errand for me

Slave- yes master

Yami- I need you to bring me Captain Devilin

Slave- yes master(leaves and comes back with Duke)

Yami- Captain I need you and Captain Wheeler to lead the special squad against Seth

Duke- why me

Joey- I picked you

Duke- so whats this squad of

Yami and Joey in unison- killer meatballs

Duke- can you control them

Yami- ummmmmm

(just then the solider from chapter 1 comes in screaming for his life)

Yami- commander what happened did Seth's blue eyes do this to you

Solider- no it was it was the meat ball

(now in come the slave screaming her head off as a large wad of meat starts chewing off her face)

Yami- not her we had plans tonight Joey- @_@U

Duke- (pulls out sword and kills the meat but not until after it kills the girl)

TBC Hope u like em im still new at this so bear with me