Author's Notes: This is where things start to get a little hectic. Everything starts to change and go... haywire. Lol I luv it when things go crazy. And yes, Leah, I start to go back to normal and you are back to normal. Remember when you were hyper on all those sodas? Exactly... Oh yeah, don't ask about the Zoogles. I had the word "oodles" on my mind when I made that up. Lol here we go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter cos if I did, there would be a Harry Potter show. Hm... I wonder if that's even possible. Anyways, I don't own the characters either.

The Life of Lhia Watson~ Chapter Four: Chocolate Frogs

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Lhia Watson again sat down for breakfast at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall alone the next morning. Soon enough though, Callista sat down in front of her. She yawned sleepily.

"'Morning," Callista yawned.

"Good morning!" Lhia yelled. She'd had too many chocolate frogs this morning and was very hyper. Callista looked at her strangely.

"Um... shouldn't you be depressed about last night?" Callista asked with her eyebrows raised.

"I am, but I'm so hyper!" Lhia shouted. "Did you know that chocolate frogs have a lot of sugar in them? Didja? Didja? Didja?!"

"No!" Callista said loudly. Lhia laughed and then looked around the Great Hall.

"Hey, where's Krista?" Lhia questioned. Callista pointed somewhere near her, beside her actually.

"I'm right 'ere," someone muttered. Lhia turned around and saw Krista sitting in her seat silently.

"Whoa, you're quiet!" Lhia laughed.

"Whoa, you're very loud!" Krista shouted, mocking her friend. Lhia continued to laugh wildly.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! I know, I am today!" Lhia giggled. Callista shook her head placidly and ate some of her omelet. She sat her fork down and swallowed.

"Have you switched bodies or something?" Callista asked them.

"Oh yeah, we switched bodies last night!" Krista said sarcastically. Callista's jaw dropped and she gaped. Krista shook her head. "Just kiddin', Callista. No, I don't think so." She checked herself over. Lhia just snickered.

"Nope, I'm Lhia Nicole Watson in Lhia Nicole Watson's body!" Lhia laughed. Krista rolled her eyes.

"Mmm kay... I see you had way too many chocolate frogs this morning," Krista noted. Lhia nodded her head furiously. Then, Harry came walking in with Hermione following him (as I suspected), but she did not look happy; she looked miffed. Ron was not with them. Lhia immediately went silent, and Krista started laughing.

"Ha! Ha! You just"—Krista suddenly stopped laughing—"stopped laughin' suddenly. 'Ey, where's Ron?" The name abruptly jolted Lhia's sugar hyper mind. She turned to Krista.

"So... how did detention with Snape and Weasley go?" Lhia asked. Krista screwed up her face angrily.

"Terrible, thanks to my all time favourite professor, Snape!" Krista exclaimed spitefully. "After an hour or so of cleanin' empty and disgustin' Potions jars and glasses—all while not being allowed to speak to Ron—Snape walked me back to the Slytherin common room so 'Weasley wouldn't get any ideas'!" Krista sighed agitatedly and shook her head.

"What's up with that, eh?" Krista growled. She drank some of her orange juice. Lhia guffawed loudly. "What?"

"I know why! I know why!" Lhia chanted, smiling brightly.

"Oh, this will make your day better," Callista chirped, her fork on a piece of sausage. Krista raised an eyebrow lazily.

"Oh, really," Krista muttered sardonically, and unimpressed.

"Yeppers!" Lhia giggled.

"Oh, tell me, I'm so excited," Krista murmured acerbically. Lhia opened her mouth to speak, but the chiming of glass interrupted her. She closed her mouth. The entire Great Hall fell silent. Harry Potter stood up on the bench at the Gryffindor table. Everyone looked up at him.

"Excuse me, I would like to make an announcement," Harry rang excitedly. Krista groaned and put her face in her hands. "Krista Felton from Slytherin and I are going out now. Thank you for listening." He sat down. Though she was blushing furiously, Krista immediately jumped on the bench at the Slytherin table. Lhia looked up.

"Um... sorry, but 'e's mistaken!" Krista exclaimed hurriedly. "Last night, 'e indirectly asked me out and I kindly declined on the proposition. Uh... yeah, I think tha's 'bout it. So... we are not goin' out. Mmm kay." She fell in her seat.

"Ha! Ha! That was so hilarious!" Lhia laughed uncontrollably.

"No, it wasn't," Krista sighed. Ron Weasley stood up and left. Krista watched him go. "It was rather embarrassin'. Now, if ya'll excuse me, I'm gonna go try and talk to Weasley before Charms. Later!" Krista grabbed her bag and got up.

"'Bye, Krista," Callista said. Krista waved and began to walk away.

"Good-bye, Krista!" Lhia called out loudly, waving her hand in the air wildly. Krista disappeared through the huge doors. Lhia was still snickering. Callista sighed and shook her head grimly.

"I hope you won't be like this all day," Callista said softly. Lhia smiled.

"Yep, I will be!" Lhia snickered. Callista sighed and rolled her eyes. She might be deaf by the end of the day if Lhia kept this up; which she most likely would.

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It was Care of Magical Creatures class after lunch. Lhia walked across the school grounds with Callista and Krista. She saw Harry Potter with Hermione Granger and the other Gryffindors already by Rubeus Hagrid's hut. Hagrid was still in the hut. It was only when Lhia saw Ron Weasley that she remembered that she hadn't told Krista the "good new"—for her at least. She went into giggle mode. Callista rolled her eyes as they came to a stop.

"What?" Krista asked. "Wha's so funny, Lhia?" Lhia burst out laughing riotously. This earned a few stares from a few nosy and annoyed Gryffindors; but Lhia didn't care.

"I forgot to tell you why Snape stated that he had to walk you to the common room!" Lhia sniggered.

"You really 'ad too many choco frogs this time," Krista quipped.

"I know!" Lhia replied exuberantly.

"Anyways, why?" Krista asked curiously.

"Weasley actually likes you!!" Lhia squealed so that only Krista and Callista heard. Krista went wide eyed and gaped. She lost the ability to speak. The moment was interrupted by Lilanna Snap.

"Weasley actually likes you, Felton?" her voice drawled coldly. The three turned around. Lilanna was walking towards them with Marissa by her side; Lilanna shaking her head slowly. "I knew he was stupid, but I didn't know he was that stupid."

"'Ey, least I got someone likin' me," Krista chirped with a smirk. Marissa thought about that, and then turned to Lilanna, frowning slightly.

"You know, she's right," Marissa noted. "Weasley likes her; Potter likes her; I even hear that Malfoy likes her. "You... well... let's just say that we don't know of anyone." Krista sighed and shook her head.

"That's two more people than I'd like it to be," Krista thought aloud absentmindedly and very softly. However, Lilanna heard her.

"Ooh, because the love of your life is the famous Boy Who Lived," Lilanna teased.

"No, I do not like 'im like that!" Krista protested.

"Ah, so it's Malfoy then," Lilanna quipped. If steam could come out of your ears when you were terribly angry, some would be coming out of Krista's; she was full of fury. Callista was wondering if she should move while Lhia took it upon herself to stare at Harry Potter talk with Granger, and then turn to argue with Draco Malfoy.

"No, I don't like him in that way, either!!" Krista yelled. Harry and Malfoy continued to argue so Lhia continued to watch.

"So... it's poor Weasel," Lilanna sniggered. Marissa laughed shortly. Krista was so mad that she could grasp her wand because of her sweaty palms.

"Least I ain't a greasy rat!" Krista shouted. Lilanna, thoroughly disgusted and very affronted, walked away. "One day... I'm gonna strangle her."

"How about tomorrow?!" Lhia asked. "I'll set up the time and place and everything! I'll go see if she free at... ten o'clock sound good, Krista?"

"Too many choco frogs, Lhia," Krista simply said. Lhia clapped her hands randomly. Callista rolled her eyes. Hagrid walked out and class began.

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The Care of Magical Creature's professor showed the class very ugly and very dangerous magical animals called "Zoogles". They had four scaly fat and long legs, large leathery-type wings, long and floppy ears, big brown eyes, and a huge fluffy fur covered body. As usual, no one wanted to get near them.

"So... erm... who wants ter give it a run firs'?" Hagrid asked nervously. No one raised a hand—even Harry didn't dare. "Erm... well... no one wants to pet 'im?" Everyone was silent.

"I will!" Lhia yelled, waving her hand in the air madly. Hagrid smiled that a Slytherin actually volunteered first. Lhia was doing it to show Harry how brave she was, and the fact that too much sugar lowered her logic and common sense.

"Okay, just walk up 'ere," Hagrid told her.

"Way too many choco frogs!" Krista laughed loudly. Hagrid and the Gryffindors didn't get it and stared at her confusedly. Krista continued to laugh.

"She's going to get herself killed!" Callista squealed. Krista stopped laughing and sighed thoughtfully.

"She was a good friend, Lhia Watson—a little misguided—but a good friend," Krista spoke eloquently. Callista frowned at Krista.

"Okay, now I know you and Lhia have not switched bodies for sure," Callista noted darkly. Krista grinned slyly. Lhia skipped her hyper-active way to the Zoogle.

"Pet 'im—'is name is Otis—and spin 'round in circles, jumpin', and praisin' 'im," Hagrid instructed. Lhia nodded her head.

"Oh, oh, OoOoh, Otis is the best!" Lhia giggled as she jumped around in circles. Krista shook her head.

"She looks like an idiot," Lilanna muttered to Marissa.

Krista spun around. "She does not! Well, maybe a tad bit, but you'd be actin' crazy too if you were hyped up on chocolate frogs and had to do some crazy dance thingy!" she shouted.

"Chocolate frogs—where?!" Neville Longbottom from Gryffindor asked, turning to face them.

"Not 'ere!" Krista said loudly. He sighed sadly and turned back around. Krista turned to make fun of Lilanna again when there was a very loud high- pitched screech. She cringed, turned around, and almost yelled something.

The Zoogle, Otis, was picking up Lhia with its jaws clamped on the back of her robes. Students shrieked with terror. Pansy Parkinson fainted from shock (wow, not with a book this time) and fell in the grass. No one helped her—again (she must not be a much liked person). Callista was jumping up and down anxiously.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" Callista screamed while hopping. "The Zoogle is going to eat Lhia!" Krista was gaping, and then it hit her like a ton of bricks.

"Good Lord Almighty!!" Krista shrieked. "It's gonna eat her! It's gonna 'ave her for lunch! Somebody save 'er!!" Harry jumped to his feet.

"I'll save her!" Harry said gallantly (as I suspected).

"I meant someone who could," Krista mumbled, "but oh well. Just save 'er!" Harry ran over to the Zoogle and pulled out his wand. He raised it in the air and suddenly stopped.

"Um..." Harry's mind blanked. He didn't know what spell to do. Lhia was laughing. "Oh yeah! Stupefy!" The red jet of light bounced off of the fluffy fur.

"The Zoogle's fur is so thick that it can deflect even the most powerful of Stunning Charms," Hermione Granger said in a matter-of-factly tone. Callista rolled her eyes.

"No, it's the Zoogle's thick skin," Callista corrected. Granger frowned and shook her head.

"No, it isn't," Granger said.

"Yes, it is!" Callista replied. They continued to argue while the Zoogle somehow picked up Harry too, who yelled with fear.

"Hagrid, save me—I mean—us!" Harry cried out. Hagrid was just gaping wit his eyes very wide. Krista slapped her forehead with the palm of her left hand. She pulled her wand out and walked to the Zoogle—at a distance where it couldn't get her too. She stopped and then turned to Hagrid with her wand raised in the air.

"Can I kill it?" Krista asked.

"NO!!" Hagrid roared. Krista sighed sadly and let her shoulders drop. She conjured a bucket of live flobberworms in mid-air. Suddenly, the Zoogle let go of a laughing Lhia and a crying Harry. They fell onto the ground. Harry stopped crying; Lhia continued laughing. The Zoogle began eating the flobberworms.

All of the girls from both Houses fainted from the disgusting sight—except Lhia who was laughing too much to notice, Krista who was walking back to Callista and putting up her wand, and Callista and Granger who were too busy arguing why the Stunning Spell doesn't affect Zoogles. The boys were pointing and laughing—except Harry who was too busy making sure that his face didn't have any dirt on it. Krista tapped Granger's shoulder and she spun around.

"What?!" Granger boomed.

"Look at that!" Krista snickered. Granger turned to see the Zoogle eating the live flobberworms and suddenly fainted. Krista laughed. Lhia stood up and began skipping over to her two friends. She accidentally tripped over Lilanna's motionless body and fell face first into the wet grass. She sat up and spit grass out of her mouth to see Callista and Krista laughing. Lhia started laughing and she stood up. She walked over to them.

"That was the best Care of Magical Creatures class I've ever had!" Lhia laughed loudly. "C'mon, Callista, we have to go to Muggle Studies and pick out our Muggle novel to read! See you later, Krista!" Lhia began to drag Callista for the castle. Krista waved.

"See ya, Lhia! Callista!" Krista called.

"I hope you have fun with Professor Weasley!" Lhia giggled. Krista grinned.

"True to that!" Krista snickered. Callista shook her head as Lhia continued to drag her for Hogwarts castle. She could only imagine how Lhia was going to be in Muggle Studies.