[Shinrigaku: Yay for yaoi! I love yaoi, that I do!
Chibi Koga: Nuuuuuu!!!!!! Not this!!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
Shinrigaku: YES! THIS! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Aika: Someone help me... she loves yaoi and has an idea.
Chibi Marik: FIIIIIIIIIISH!!!! *dies*
Shinrigaku: ... *clings to her Naraku plushie and sets him on the monitor* Stay there, Nara-chan.
Disclaimer:
Sailor Saturn: Hi! I'm the disclaimer doll. The authoress has a thing for toys and is using me as a disclaimer person. She does not own InuYasha or any of it's money. If she did, Kagome would die and all the cast would be homosexual.
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Chocolate Wonders
*1st hour*
It was a lovely day in modern day Japan. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and little children were playing video games in order to rot their brains.
And ya know what? Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha and Koga were inside of the Higurashi household and managed to hate every last bit of it.
"Kagome, listen to me very carefully," Inuyasha began. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN TRAP ME IN THIS ROOM WITH HIM," A clawed finger pointed at Kooga. "FOR SEVEN FULL DAYS!!!" Kagome got the trademark look of all Japanese school girls in every series. The "I am innocent, don't kill me or I'll cry" look. It's a look the authoress hates.
Koga, who had been severly angry since being pulled through the well, seemed to agree with Inuyasha. "As much as I love you, Kagome, I refuse to spend an hour, let alone a week, in the same room as Inukoro! "
Sango smiled at their immaturity. "It's just for a few days. I think you'll both survive."
"It's only for a day. Me and Sango need some time away from the whole Shikon Jewel quest so we're gonna let you two get along while we go back. Bye!" With that, Kagome and Sango rushed out of the room, leaving the two boys to get along.
It was a fairly simple plan that Kagome had a week ago. If Inuyasha and Koga got along, she wouldn't have to break up as many fights. Little was she aware that this arrangment would change more than she wanted.
*3rd Hour*
The two glared at eachother for almost all of the third hour. Cursing eachother mentally was the only thing that was the same.
'Baka.'
'Inukoro.'
'Okari baka.'
'Mutt.'
'Dumbass.'
'Freak.'
'Jerk.'
"Moron."
"Stupid." Their eyes locked.
Koga stood and the challenge was given. "Freak."
Brash as always, Inuyasha accepted the challenge and stood. "Ass."
"Mutt!"
"Jerk!" [A/N: Time for some adjectives.]
"Stupid halfbreed!!"
"Damn wolf!!!"
Koga's hand grabbed the collar of Inuyasha's kimono, pulling the hanyou up to his face. "DUMBASS!"
"OKARI BAKA!!" Inuyasha screamed into his face.
"KUSAI INUKORO!!!"The exchange of insults continued for five minutes before it turned purely kindergarten.
"You're stupid!"
"No, you are!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!!!"
Inuyasha sat on Kagome's desk while Koga shoved himself up against the door. "I really freakin' hate you."
"The feeling is mutual, muttface."
[Short, isn't it? I'll get more up when I have a good idea. The title will make sense later on.
Love and Peace!]
Chibi Koga: Nuuuuuu!!!!!! Not this!!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
Shinrigaku: YES! THIS! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Aika: Someone help me... she loves yaoi and has an idea.
Chibi Marik: FIIIIIIIIIISH!!!! *dies*
Shinrigaku: ... *clings to her Naraku plushie and sets him on the monitor* Stay there, Nara-chan.
Disclaimer:
Sailor Saturn: Hi! I'm the disclaimer doll. The authoress has a thing for toys and is using me as a disclaimer person. She does not own InuYasha or any of it's money. If she did, Kagome would die and all the cast would be homosexual.
________________________________________________________________
Chocolate Wonders
*1st hour*
It was a lovely day in modern day Japan. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and little children were playing video games in order to rot their brains.
And ya know what? Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha and Koga were inside of the Higurashi household and managed to hate every last bit of it.
"Kagome, listen to me very carefully," Inuyasha began. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN TRAP ME IN THIS ROOM WITH HIM," A clawed finger pointed at Kooga. "FOR SEVEN FULL DAYS!!!" Kagome got the trademark look of all Japanese school girls in every series. The "I am innocent, don't kill me or I'll cry" look. It's a look the authoress hates.
Koga, who had been severly angry since being pulled through the well, seemed to agree with Inuyasha. "As much as I love you, Kagome, I refuse to spend an hour, let alone a week, in the same room as Inukoro! "
Sango smiled at their immaturity. "It's just for a few days. I think you'll both survive."
"It's only for a day. Me and Sango need some time away from the whole Shikon Jewel quest so we're gonna let you two get along while we go back. Bye!" With that, Kagome and Sango rushed out of the room, leaving the two boys to get along.
It was a fairly simple plan that Kagome had a week ago. If Inuyasha and Koga got along, she wouldn't have to break up as many fights. Little was she aware that this arrangment would change more than she wanted.
*3rd Hour*
The two glared at eachother for almost all of the third hour. Cursing eachother mentally was the only thing that was the same.
'Baka.'
'Inukoro.'
'Okari baka.'
'Mutt.'
'Dumbass.'
'Freak.'
'Jerk.'
"Moron."
"Stupid." Their eyes locked.
Koga stood and the challenge was given. "Freak."
Brash as always, Inuyasha accepted the challenge and stood. "Ass."
"Mutt!"
"Jerk!" [A/N: Time for some adjectives.]
"Stupid halfbreed!!"
"Damn wolf!!!"
Koga's hand grabbed the collar of Inuyasha's kimono, pulling the hanyou up to his face. "DUMBASS!"
"OKARI BAKA!!" Inuyasha screamed into his face.
"KUSAI INUKORO!!!"The exchange of insults continued for five minutes before it turned purely kindergarten.
"You're stupid!"
"No, you are!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!!!"
Inuyasha sat on Kagome's desk while Koga shoved himself up against the door. "I really freakin' hate you."
"The feeling is mutual, muttface."
[Short, isn't it? I'll get more up when I have a good idea. The title will make sense later on.
Love and Peace!]