OK let's see. OK I'm sorry but this on is going to be really odd. I'm sorry but I promised I'd do Johnny's and use a friend's idea and this is all I could come up with.



Johnny looked at all the people around him as he watched racers race around the track.

(Announcer) "Oh no it looks like the old turtle in the road trap."

"Oh no he's crashed we need a replacement racer but who can we find on such short notice?" Johnny walked closer and timidly raised his hand.

"You boy? You seem awfully shy to be a racer." Johnny gulped

"I can do it." He replied, voice shaking. The man finally agreed. Johnny started to climb into the car.

"W-w-w- Wait I forgot something." Johnny said as he got back out and ran over to the girl who presented the trophies.

Johnny grabbed the woman and kissed her passionately before running back to the car.

"What was that for?" The man asked and Johnny grinned.

"Good luck." Johnny replied before taking off.

OK so that one wasn't very funny sorry about that but like I said it's the best I could come up with. peace