I seemed to have misplaced Ch. 12 as well.basically what happened was that
Farquar and Tom got to get 'closer'.any who on to the story..
Part 13
Jack was lying on the bed with his legs spread and his hands behind his head, when Will burst into the room. Jack continued to stare into space as Will spoke.
"Jack I have a problem. And I'm afraid I need your help!" Jack sat up at the word help.
"Yes, what can the captain help you with, Young William."
"I'm having trouble with Izzy. It seems that we are drifting apart. I don't know if it's her or me, and I need your help."
"Aye, so you must win back fair lady's heart? Is that it? I can help you, mate, but it's gonna cost."
Will threw Jack a bottle of rum. "I came prepared."
"Ok, first things first." Jack looked as if he was contemplating weather or not he should ask Will this question. "Um.do you.I mean.is your.equipment.a sufficient size?"
"Yes, I think.well no one has complained yet."
"O good, no worries then. Lets get started! I have seen this problem before, amongst men like you. What you need, is to be a man.not a dainty little gentlemen. Women like men, manly men! Pirates! They like pirates! Although they won't admit it to you, I know that's what they like."
"So, I have to act like a pirate?"
"Aye, and that's where I come in. I will teach you to walk, talk, and act likes a pirate. Then your bonnie lass will not be able to resist you, mate." Jack took a swing of the rum, then stood and approached Will. "Now, lesson one, you must talk like a pirate. Go ahead and give it a try."
"This is ridiculous." Jack gave him a vicious glare, and then he sighed and said, "Arg!"
Jack laughed. "What the blazes was that? Ok.fine let's start from the top. Use the word savvy in a complete sentence."
"This is easy! Do you savvy me?"
Jack spit out his rum and laughed. "This is going to take forever."
After teaching Will pirate speech, Jack thought he would move on to the acting part. "Will." Jack sighed deeply and said. "When you and Izzy.do.it." Jack dragged out the word it so much it took him a while to catch is breath to say the next sentence. "What kind of noise does she make?"
Will did just as Jack thought he would do, he laughed. "Are you serious Jack?"
"Yes, I am." He gave Will a harsh look, then drank some rum. "What kind of noise does she make? Does she scream, yell, moan?"
"Well, now that I think about it she doesn't scream or yell. It's more like a purring noise."
"She purrs?" Jack looked confused yet fascinated. "Right.anyway if you want to be manly for her you must make her scream, savvy?"
"Yes, but that's not-"
"Listen, Will, you have to trust me on this one, ok? Making love to a woman is not supposed to be nice and pleasant, savvy?"
Will smiled and nodded as if he just now understood what Jack had been trying to tell him. "Aye, I understand what you're trying to say!"
After the lesson in lovemaking, Jack had to show Will the hardest part of the ways of the pirate, the walk. "Will, walk over to that table over there and back." Will did as he was told. "Interesting." Jack said while fiddling with his beard."
"What? How did I do?"
"Well, aside from looking like you have something stuck so far up your bloody arse that you can't relax, you did well."
"Sorry."
"Ok, try to relax, now try it." Will did it again and again, but it wasn't getting any better. "I have an idea!" Jack threw the bottle of rum to Will. "Drink the rest, mate."
"But that's at least half the bottle!"
"Yes I know, just do it Will!"
"Ok.if you insist." Will emptied the contents of the bottle, and shook his head as if he were trying to get something out of his hair. "Bloody hell that was some strong rum!"
"Now walk over to that table over there!"
"I can't even see the table anymore!"
"Good, now start walking."
Will swayed over to what looked like a table then swayed back.
"Perfect! You are now a pirate! Go and tell me how it goes with your Izzabella!" Jack pushed Will out of the room and shut the door behind him.
Part 13
Jack was lying on the bed with his legs spread and his hands behind his head, when Will burst into the room. Jack continued to stare into space as Will spoke.
"Jack I have a problem. And I'm afraid I need your help!" Jack sat up at the word help.
"Yes, what can the captain help you with, Young William."
"I'm having trouble with Izzy. It seems that we are drifting apart. I don't know if it's her or me, and I need your help."
"Aye, so you must win back fair lady's heart? Is that it? I can help you, mate, but it's gonna cost."
Will threw Jack a bottle of rum. "I came prepared."
"Ok, first things first." Jack looked as if he was contemplating weather or not he should ask Will this question. "Um.do you.I mean.is your.equipment.a sufficient size?"
"Yes, I think.well no one has complained yet."
"O good, no worries then. Lets get started! I have seen this problem before, amongst men like you. What you need, is to be a man.not a dainty little gentlemen. Women like men, manly men! Pirates! They like pirates! Although they won't admit it to you, I know that's what they like."
"So, I have to act like a pirate?"
"Aye, and that's where I come in. I will teach you to walk, talk, and act likes a pirate. Then your bonnie lass will not be able to resist you, mate." Jack took a swing of the rum, then stood and approached Will. "Now, lesson one, you must talk like a pirate. Go ahead and give it a try."
"This is ridiculous." Jack gave him a vicious glare, and then he sighed and said, "Arg!"
Jack laughed. "What the blazes was that? Ok.fine let's start from the top. Use the word savvy in a complete sentence."
"This is easy! Do you savvy me?"
Jack spit out his rum and laughed. "This is going to take forever."
After teaching Will pirate speech, Jack thought he would move on to the acting part. "Will." Jack sighed deeply and said. "When you and Izzy.do.it." Jack dragged out the word it so much it took him a while to catch is breath to say the next sentence. "What kind of noise does she make?"
Will did just as Jack thought he would do, he laughed. "Are you serious Jack?"
"Yes, I am." He gave Will a harsh look, then drank some rum. "What kind of noise does she make? Does she scream, yell, moan?"
"Well, now that I think about it she doesn't scream or yell. It's more like a purring noise."
"She purrs?" Jack looked confused yet fascinated. "Right.anyway if you want to be manly for her you must make her scream, savvy?"
"Yes, but that's not-"
"Listen, Will, you have to trust me on this one, ok? Making love to a woman is not supposed to be nice and pleasant, savvy?"
Will smiled and nodded as if he just now understood what Jack had been trying to tell him. "Aye, I understand what you're trying to say!"
After the lesson in lovemaking, Jack had to show Will the hardest part of the ways of the pirate, the walk. "Will, walk over to that table over there and back." Will did as he was told. "Interesting." Jack said while fiddling with his beard."
"What? How did I do?"
"Well, aside from looking like you have something stuck so far up your bloody arse that you can't relax, you did well."
"Sorry."
"Ok, try to relax, now try it." Will did it again and again, but it wasn't getting any better. "I have an idea!" Jack threw the bottle of rum to Will. "Drink the rest, mate."
"But that's at least half the bottle!"
"Yes I know, just do it Will!"
"Ok.if you insist." Will emptied the contents of the bottle, and shook his head as if he were trying to get something out of his hair. "Bloody hell that was some strong rum!"
"Now walk over to that table over there!"
"I can't even see the table anymore!"
"Good, now start walking."
Will swayed over to what looked like a table then swayed back.
"Perfect! You are now a pirate! Go and tell me how it goes with your Izzabella!" Jack pushed Will out of the room and shut the door behind him.