CHAPTER 7 ARIANA POV
Gasp! A random pretty elf/Mary-Sue (another one) has appeared in Laura's lap! (She told me her real name was Laura. But she preferred Laurel. So that's what I called her.)
Elladan and Elrohir began to laugh hysterically as Lauren's shirt came into view.which.was.oh yeah! Elladan and Elrohir, the Twin Sons of Elrond! They were Aragorn's foster brothers. Which was why they found their brother's obvious admirer, funny.
As Legolas began to laugh too, Laura grabbed Lauren, and gave her a whispered run-through of what was going on. I saw Lauren's eyes widen as I heard an obvious 'MARY-SUE' and I realized that when I first got here.my mind had been taken over by Mary-Sue reflexes! I had been perfect! GAH!! I DO know how to fence, but I cannot fight well. I ride a horse like a rookie, and I DO NOT speak old English! What is this world coming to??!!
Gasp.
Lauren squeaked, and ran into Laura's closet, coming out quickly in a dress. Elladan stopped laughing first, and asked her what she was doing here. And she told him.she was sent here by a wizard. Smart girl. I think.
Laura shooed everyone out, growling at Legolas when he wanted to stay and help.
Whirling on the poor girl, Laura ground out "What. Are. You. DOING HERE YOU MUSTARD BRAIN!!"
Lauren grinned, and went cross-eyed. "I have come to rule the world by taking all the cheese since I am a cheese brain and I am the queen of cheese cause I worship cheese. Yesh.I know. I am so much better then yuh."
Blink. Blink.
O.K.
~@~@~@~@
I had come to find out that Lauren was a good friend of Laura's, and she really liked Aragorn. And I STILL didn't know what year it was! Not fair.
But today, we found out that.dundundun.there was a coming threat of spiders in the area. Not good. So, we all decided that since we are oh-so-good at attracting spiders, we would go out for another 'walk.'
Well, actually, Thuranduil (I have NO how to spell this.) had that idea. And he gave us direct orders to go with a group of elves behind us. Yay. Another chance to prove that we were un-killable Mary-Sues. Yay. Did I say that already?
But this time we got weapons. REAL weapons. And I felt so happy! I got a sharp shiny thing! Yay! All three of us realized that.sigh.in order to keep out the impending Mary-Sue-ness, we had to act like complete idiots and be hyper. Although that wasn't hard.we all kinda like to impress our guys, right? Right.
But we couldn't. Or they'd 'go under our 'spell'' like all those other things say. Yay. I'm being REALLY sarcastic today. Aren't I?
So here we are, walking through the forest, Lauren trying her best to keep Laura's thoughts from the spiders. Until we all heard: Click. Snap. Click.
Here they come.
Then there was a scream and.a thing falling out of a tree? WHAT??!! She was an elf. Probably another.MARY-SUE!!! ACK!! She lifted her head. She was tanned, like me, and had dirty blonde hair. Very pretty. Of course, all girls are pretty. She was Mary-Sue pretty. As in: perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, etc. etc.
She grinned. "My name's Crystyna!"
Christina? I voiced my question, and she scowled. "It is spelled with two Y's, not two I's. People.crap. Elves??!!"
Laura explained, again, and she nodded. But she kinda freaked when we got to the 'Legolas' dad told us to lure the spiders into a trap,' cause she was obviously a Legolas fangirl. Eep.
RUN LEGOLAS!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ehem. Now we will get back to our usual broadcast of.crap!
Anyway.
Crystyna finished with her quick briefing of the situation, and realized what peril we were in. Ack! The Mary-Sue-ness! NOO!!
Oh yeah.and the spiders about to EAT US!!!!!!!
Since we had been distracted with Crystyna, spiders had lowered themselves down around us. Not to worry though. There were only TWENTY OR SO.
Note my sarcasm. PLEASE.
LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~@~@~@~@~@~@~@
Crystyna, I need a better 'explanation' of you since I lost the other one. Don't kill me! Ack!
She's killing me!!
I hope you guys liked this chapter. It kinda explained the 'Mary-Sue' situation better.
Please review if you have something good to say! If ya don't, don't write anything at all.
Heh!
Yay!
Morals!
I mean.
Blegh!
Morals!
Icing :P
Gasp! A random pretty elf/Mary-Sue (another one) has appeared in Laura's lap! (She told me her real name was Laura. But she preferred Laurel. So that's what I called her.)
Elladan and Elrohir began to laugh hysterically as Lauren's shirt came into view.which.was.oh yeah! Elladan and Elrohir, the Twin Sons of Elrond! They were Aragorn's foster brothers. Which was why they found their brother's obvious admirer, funny.
As Legolas began to laugh too, Laura grabbed Lauren, and gave her a whispered run-through of what was going on. I saw Lauren's eyes widen as I heard an obvious 'MARY-SUE' and I realized that when I first got here.my mind had been taken over by Mary-Sue reflexes! I had been perfect! GAH!! I DO know how to fence, but I cannot fight well. I ride a horse like a rookie, and I DO NOT speak old English! What is this world coming to??!!
Gasp.
Lauren squeaked, and ran into Laura's closet, coming out quickly in a dress. Elladan stopped laughing first, and asked her what she was doing here. And she told him.she was sent here by a wizard. Smart girl. I think.
Laura shooed everyone out, growling at Legolas when he wanted to stay and help.
Whirling on the poor girl, Laura ground out "What. Are. You. DOING HERE YOU MUSTARD BRAIN!!"
Lauren grinned, and went cross-eyed. "I have come to rule the world by taking all the cheese since I am a cheese brain and I am the queen of cheese cause I worship cheese. Yesh.I know. I am so much better then yuh."
Blink. Blink.
O.K.
~@~@~@~@
I had come to find out that Lauren was a good friend of Laura's, and she really liked Aragorn. And I STILL didn't know what year it was! Not fair.
But today, we found out that.dundundun.there was a coming threat of spiders in the area. Not good. So, we all decided that since we are oh-so-good at attracting spiders, we would go out for another 'walk.'
Well, actually, Thuranduil (I have NO how to spell this.) had that idea. And he gave us direct orders to go with a group of elves behind us. Yay. Another chance to prove that we were un-killable Mary-Sues. Yay. Did I say that already?
But this time we got weapons. REAL weapons. And I felt so happy! I got a sharp shiny thing! Yay! All three of us realized that.sigh.in order to keep out the impending Mary-Sue-ness, we had to act like complete idiots and be hyper. Although that wasn't hard.we all kinda like to impress our guys, right? Right.
But we couldn't. Or they'd 'go under our 'spell'' like all those other things say. Yay. I'm being REALLY sarcastic today. Aren't I?
So here we are, walking through the forest, Lauren trying her best to keep Laura's thoughts from the spiders. Until we all heard: Click. Snap. Click.
Here they come.
Then there was a scream and.a thing falling out of a tree? WHAT??!! She was an elf. Probably another.MARY-SUE!!! ACK!! She lifted her head. She was tanned, like me, and had dirty blonde hair. Very pretty. Of course, all girls are pretty. She was Mary-Sue pretty. As in: perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, etc. etc.
She grinned. "My name's Crystyna!"
Christina? I voiced my question, and she scowled. "It is spelled with two Y's, not two I's. People.crap. Elves??!!"
Laura explained, again, and she nodded. But she kinda freaked when we got to the 'Legolas' dad told us to lure the spiders into a trap,' cause she was obviously a Legolas fangirl. Eep.
RUN LEGOLAS!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ehem. Now we will get back to our usual broadcast of.crap!
Anyway.
Crystyna finished with her quick briefing of the situation, and realized what peril we were in. Ack! The Mary-Sue-ness! NOO!!
Oh yeah.and the spiders about to EAT US!!!!!!!
Since we had been distracted with Crystyna, spiders had lowered themselves down around us. Not to worry though. There were only TWENTY OR SO.
Note my sarcasm. PLEASE.
LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~@~@~@~@~@~@~@
Crystyna, I need a better 'explanation' of you since I lost the other one. Don't kill me! Ack!
She's killing me!!
I hope you guys liked this chapter. It kinda explained the 'Mary-Sue' situation better.
Please review if you have something good to say! If ya don't, don't write anything at all.
Heh!
Yay!
Morals!
I mean.
Blegh!
Morals!
Icing :P