AAAHH!!! I'M BACK!!! RUN INNOCENT PEOPLE, RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Very fast.
Hey Crystyna? Hit me very hard. But, I WILL make it work in the story. I SWEAR IT!!
Chapter 8, Crystyna POV (Someone new!)
Oh. My. Gourd.
THE HORROR!!! I am a Mary-Sue, the epitome of all evilness. Run away!!! Well, actually, don't, since I'm about to be attacked by a GIGANTIC SPIDER. Which, by the way, are about the size of olophaunts. Not good, right? Well, of course it's not good!
And worse. MY HAIR WAS BLONDE!!!! AAHH!!! Standing where I was, the moving of the spiders legs (ew) blew my hair into my face. Which randomly meant I had to see the color. And since I had always thought my hair was a rather DARK BROWN...I freaked.
"Guys! Guys! My hair is BLONDE!!"
Laurel looked at me, face slightly green, but still slightly hurt. "And what's wrong with blonde hair?"
"It's not brown!"
Ariana, the other brown-haired one, (Evil. They get to keep their real hair color...) sighed. "Ok. More important things at hand here. GIANT SPIDERS, ANYONE??!!" We stopped our outcries, and stared at the spiders who had stopped to watch us argue. Laurel quickly handed me a long knife. A long pointy knife. Which looked a lot like Legolas'.
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
LEGOLAS POV
We heard a few faint shouts, and new it was time to grow closer. Then we heard "GIGANTIC SPIDERS, ANYONE??!!" I recognized Ariana's voice, which was like a lark's song. Although, so was Laurel's, and Lauren's. No time to ponder, however, as we now rush across the ground making no noise.
BACK TO THE INSANE QUAD (Big word!)
LAUREN POV
Spiders. The joy...I had my own knives, and I praised my fencing lessons. I also thank the cheese gods. But I can't focus on them. It is...the big spider looming in front of me who's fangs drip toxic...stuff...that seems awfully happy to eat me...
Suddenly, someone flew out of the tree and landed on the spider's back. "LEGGY-POO!" I heard. Yup. Crystyna's a fangirl. Hard not to be, but Aragorn has that whole 'Ruggedly-Handsome' look going on, not the 'Look-At- Me-I'm-Perfect' look going on.
A flash of blonde, blood, and the spider was dead. Soon, I grabbed my knife and leapt toward spider. But it shied away. "You are a Mary-Ssssssue. I cannot kiiiiiil yoouuu..." Did that thing just TALK?!! Oh well. I grabbed my knife tighter and stabbed it. Again. And again. And again. Hey, it was fun until blood squirted all over my shirt. "Eww!"
I looked over and saw Laurel kicking @$$. Wait! Since I'm a Mary-Sue, I can't cuss! Nooooo!!! &*%^. &*%^ing mother&*%^er!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO!!!!
I saw Ariana stabbing another spider, and I saw Crystyna shoving Laurel's knife into the spiders mouth. THOSE people are my friends. They are...hey, we have to come up with a name for ourselves. Soon, a guy grabbed my hand. I nearly drooled. HE WAS AN ARAGORN LOOK ALIKE. But younger...hey, his ears weren't pointed...
Wait.
ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAUREL POV
I glanced around and saw all my friends kicking butt. Then I saw the twins, attacking one mega big spider. Then I saw it. A littler spider, sneaking up from behind. It was going to stab Elladan! I rushed forward, and without thinking, slammed Elladan out of the way. Which resulted in me getting bitten. AGAIN. But this time, the spider did something very pecuiliar. It gasped. "I havvvve kiiiilled a Mary-Sssssssue..." And it promptly went into convulsions. And died. I grinned happily. Being a Mary-Sue had it's perks, other then being breath-takingly beautiful.
Hee.
Climbing off of Elladan, I held out a hand. I had gotten bitten on my torso. Soon I started getting dizzy, Elladan grabbed me, and shouted something. Elrohir nodded and got Ariana, while Legolas grabbed Crystyna who was still trying to hack off a huge spider's head. She wasn't too bad. And to think, I expected a ditzy fangirl! But really, she kicked @$$! D@#!. I CAN'T CUSS!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!
Oh well. Elladan flipped me over his shoulder, and I was now staring at a rock hard...buttocks.
Cue faint.
Wait. Let's just hope elves can't fart.
ARIANA POV
I stabbed a spider, grinning as I saw Crystyna and the other two kicking major @$$. Oh yeah. The 'Sue inability to cuss' thing. I've heard about that...the horrible horrors!
Ah well. Such comes the skills of having a Mary-Sue library of words.
WHICH I AM NOT GOING TO USE!! WHEEEE!!!
I hacked off a spider's leg, and watched in satisfaction as it shied away from me, hissing like a possessed Gollum. Wait. Like Gollum, really. Then someone grabbed my hand. I looked up to see a handsome face. Elrohir! I think...
He grabbed me and ran off, me glancing behind me to see a Legolas carrying a Crystyna who wanted to stay and fight, and one Elladan carrying a...WOUNDED LAUREL??!! I looked around more, and saw...a younger Aragorn carrying off one Lauren who was too shocked to move. Well, each girl got her guy! Let's just hope we can explain to them the horrible effects of the Mary-Sue.
Hopefully, before they all fall madly in love with us. Don't want to be too crushing.
Wait. Madly in love?
This is going to take a LONG meeting...
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YAY!!! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! Not sure if it could be considered long, but I sure had fun writing it! Tank ye everyone for reading this.
And PLEASE review! My ego is too teeny tiny! IT MUST GROW!!!
I think...
Icing :P
Very fast.
Hey Crystyna? Hit me very hard. But, I WILL make it work in the story. I SWEAR IT!!
Chapter 8, Crystyna POV (Someone new!)
Oh. My. Gourd.
THE HORROR!!! I am a Mary-Sue, the epitome of all evilness. Run away!!! Well, actually, don't, since I'm about to be attacked by a GIGANTIC SPIDER. Which, by the way, are about the size of olophaunts. Not good, right? Well, of course it's not good!
And worse. MY HAIR WAS BLONDE!!!! AAHH!!! Standing where I was, the moving of the spiders legs (ew) blew my hair into my face. Which randomly meant I had to see the color. And since I had always thought my hair was a rather DARK BROWN...I freaked.
"Guys! Guys! My hair is BLONDE!!"
Laurel looked at me, face slightly green, but still slightly hurt. "And what's wrong with blonde hair?"
"It's not brown!"
Ariana, the other brown-haired one, (Evil. They get to keep their real hair color...) sighed. "Ok. More important things at hand here. GIANT SPIDERS, ANYONE??!!" We stopped our outcries, and stared at the spiders who had stopped to watch us argue. Laurel quickly handed me a long knife. A long pointy knife. Which looked a lot like Legolas'.
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
LEGOLAS POV
We heard a few faint shouts, and new it was time to grow closer. Then we heard "GIGANTIC SPIDERS, ANYONE??!!" I recognized Ariana's voice, which was like a lark's song. Although, so was Laurel's, and Lauren's. No time to ponder, however, as we now rush across the ground making no noise.
BACK TO THE INSANE QUAD (Big word!)
LAUREN POV
Spiders. The joy...I had my own knives, and I praised my fencing lessons. I also thank the cheese gods. But I can't focus on them. It is...the big spider looming in front of me who's fangs drip toxic...stuff...that seems awfully happy to eat me...
Suddenly, someone flew out of the tree and landed on the spider's back. "LEGGY-POO!" I heard. Yup. Crystyna's a fangirl. Hard not to be, but Aragorn has that whole 'Ruggedly-Handsome' look going on, not the 'Look-At- Me-I'm-Perfect' look going on.
A flash of blonde, blood, and the spider was dead. Soon, I grabbed my knife and leapt toward spider. But it shied away. "You are a Mary-Ssssssue. I cannot kiiiiiil yoouuu..." Did that thing just TALK?!! Oh well. I grabbed my knife tighter and stabbed it. Again. And again. And again. Hey, it was fun until blood squirted all over my shirt. "Eww!"
I looked over and saw Laurel kicking @$$. Wait! Since I'm a Mary-Sue, I can't cuss! Nooooo!!! &*%^. &*%^ing mother&*%^er!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO!!!!
I saw Ariana stabbing another spider, and I saw Crystyna shoving Laurel's knife into the spiders mouth. THOSE people are my friends. They are...hey, we have to come up with a name for ourselves. Soon, a guy grabbed my hand. I nearly drooled. HE WAS AN ARAGORN LOOK ALIKE. But younger...hey, his ears weren't pointed...
Wait.
ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAUREL POV
I glanced around and saw all my friends kicking butt. Then I saw the twins, attacking one mega big spider. Then I saw it. A littler spider, sneaking up from behind. It was going to stab Elladan! I rushed forward, and without thinking, slammed Elladan out of the way. Which resulted in me getting bitten. AGAIN. But this time, the spider did something very pecuiliar. It gasped. "I havvvve kiiiilled a Mary-Sssssssue..." And it promptly went into convulsions. And died. I grinned happily. Being a Mary-Sue had it's perks, other then being breath-takingly beautiful.
Hee.
Climbing off of Elladan, I held out a hand. I had gotten bitten on my torso. Soon I started getting dizzy, Elladan grabbed me, and shouted something. Elrohir nodded and got Ariana, while Legolas grabbed Crystyna who was still trying to hack off a huge spider's head. She wasn't too bad. And to think, I expected a ditzy fangirl! But really, she kicked @$$! D@#!. I CAN'T CUSS!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!
Oh well. Elladan flipped me over his shoulder, and I was now staring at a rock hard...buttocks.
Cue faint.
Wait. Let's just hope elves can't fart.
ARIANA POV
I stabbed a spider, grinning as I saw Crystyna and the other two kicking major @$$. Oh yeah. The 'Sue inability to cuss' thing. I've heard about that...the horrible horrors!
Ah well. Such comes the skills of having a Mary-Sue library of words.
WHICH I AM NOT GOING TO USE!! WHEEEE!!!
I hacked off a spider's leg, and watched in satisfaction as it shied away from me, hissing like a possessed Gollum. Wait. Like Gollum, really. Then someone grabbed my hand. I looked up to see a handsome face. Elrohir! I think...
He grabbed me and ran off, me glancing behind me to see a Legolas carrying a Crystyna who wanted to stay and fight, and one Elladan carrying a...WOUNDED LAUREL??!! I looked around more, and saw...a younger Aragorn carrying off one Lauren who was too shocked to move. Well, each girl got her guy! Let's just hope we can explain to them the horrible effects of the Mary-Sue.
Hopefully, before they all fall madly in love with us. Don't want to be too crushing.
Wait. Madly in love?
This is going to take a LONG meeting...
!#!#!#!#!##!#
YAY!!! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! Not sure if it could be considered long, but I sure had fun writing it! Tank ye everyone for reading this.
And PLEASE review! My ego is too teeny tiny! IT MUST GROW!!!
I think...
Icing :P