On to the second chappie! Yay! Okay so here it is! Oh, before the story,
here is a random quote! The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of
your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. Hope that gives ya
something to think about!
"Hey Yukio! When's Matsu getting here?" Shouted a very vulgar-looking demon. "I don't know, keep your horns on. He'll be here if he knows what's good for him." Shouted back Yukio, another demon. "Well if he doesn't get here soon, we'll have to pull the job without him. We gotta do it tonight while it's a new moon, and nobody can see anything." Said the vulgar demon angrily looking up at the sky. Suddenly he noticed gathering clouds. At first he thought that they were just normal clouds, but strange blue lightening was expelling out of them and the winds were picking up fast.
"Hey, Yukio! What's that?" He asked pointing to the sky. "I dunno, probably just a storm. You've seen them before, moron, why are you getting scared?" Yukio chuckled with his eyes closed and then looked up to his partner. The other demon was not in sight. " Hey you yowamushi! (A.N. means coward.) Where'd ya run off to? The fire that the demons had kindled was abruptly put out by the wind. Yukio noticed that he was now standing under a huge cyclone forming right above him, not to mention it was coming down fast. "Nani!? What the f- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" He was then tossed up into the air by the gusting winds.
Suddenly out of the tornado's eye appeared a black vortex, which was spiting out four familiar characters. The Reikai team was spewed out and fell hurling towards the ground. They landed with a thud. The storm by this time had rapidly come to a halt. " Ow, I landed on something hard!" "That's my head, you idiot!" said voices in the dark. "Hn, you bakas," said a familiar fire demon brushing himself off. "Oi, Hiei get a fire going; I can't see a darn thing right now." "Whatever." Hiei concentrated his energy, and emitted a huge flame that threatened to swallow a great deal of space. "Watch it, Hiei do ya burn us all alive?" retorted the voice of Yusuke. "That sounds like fun." Hiei replied smirking as he turned around to face Yusuke, but he was not there.
"Holy crap, Hiei! You've grown into a giant!" said Yusuke from below. Hiei looked down where the voice was coming from and saw Yusuke as someone he did not expect. There standing 76.20 (2 ft, 6 inches) centimeters tall was a black-haired toddler with big glassy brown eyes. "Who are you?" Hiei asked suspiciously. "Duh, I'm Yusuke! What, did the fall damage your memory? Since when did you get so tall?" The little toddler asked which the same amount of suspicion. "You baka, I haven't grown, you've turned into a baby." "Nani?!!" Yusuke looked at his hands in horror. They were tiny! Yusuke then checked some other parts to make sure. They too were just as small." What the heck is going on around here?" "Oi, Urameshi! Is that you?" Asked the voice of Kuwabara. Yusuke and Hiei whirled around to see a sumo wrestler standing before them. "Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked uncertain. "Wow, Urameshi, you're smaller than the shrimp!" Kuwabara laughed uncontrollably pointing at Yusuke. "Yeah, why don't you take a look at your self, idiot?" retorted the annoyed child.
Kuwabara whipped out a pocket mirror from his jacket pocket and opened it slowly. "Ahhhhhhhhh, What the heck happened to me?" Kuwabara cried. "How the heck should I know? We were normal just a second ago, right until we touched that., hey wait, that's it! That weird orb! Then we were thrown into that strange black mist!" Yusuke cried out loud. "So we all got changed into these different forms!" " I knew there was something wiggy about that crystal." Yusuke exclaimed. "Hey, what about Shorty? He still looks the same!" Kuwabara pointed out. "It probably only infects pathetic ningens." Hiei said mockingly. "Maybe only ningens. Kuwabara, give Hiei the mirror and let him see if anything is different." Said Yusuke.
Kuwabara threw the pocket mirror to Hiei, who caught it one handed. Hiei peered into the mirror. "The oaf's got a dysfunctional mirror, detective." Retorted Hiei, who threw it to Yusuke. Yusuke looked into the mirror and saw what he expected, a toddler version of himself. "It works fine, Hiei." Reported Yusuke who then tossed it back to Hiei. Hiei looked again into the mirror and again he saw nothing. "I can't see myself in the mirror, yet in the mirror I can see everything behind me." " Hey, maybe the runt is invisible!" Kuwabara exclaimed. " You idiot, then how come we can see him?" Yusuke said with irritation. "Well, we all touched the orb thing, maybe that's why we can still see him." Kuwabara said thinking about it. "Hold on. Hiei, open your mouth." "Why should I?" Hiei asked with his arms crossed. "Just do it!" Yusuke commanded in impatience. "Hn, fine." Hiei opened his mouth and Yusuke stood on his tiptoes peering at Hiei's mouth. "Yep, it's just what I thought! Hiei you have fangs, and also you can't see yourself in a mirror, Hiei you're a vampire!" concluded Yusuke, amazed at his own brilliance.
"Nani?!" Kuwabara said as he recoiled from Hiei. "That's so creepy! What if he tries to drink my blood?" Hiei snorted, "You moron, like I would ever drink your disgusting ningen blood." "Hey, my blood isn't disgusting!" Yusuke, who was extremely annoyed of Hiei's and Kuwabara's fights said, "Will you children (A.N. Look whose talking.) stop fighting already?! We don't need this right now! Kurama usually stops you guys." Yusuke paused. "Hey, speaking of Kurama, where is he?" Asked Yusuke worried. "Right over here." reported Kurama's soft voice. The guys all ran over to where Kurama was standing with his back towards them. "Hey Kurama, did you hear us this whole time?" asked Yusuke. "Yes." "Well then why didn't you come over?" Yusuke asked as he walked closer to Kurama. Kurama remained silent. "Hey you guys, Kurama doesn't look any different from the back! Maybe he didn't change!" Kuwabara butted in. "Idiot, if we all changed, Kurama probably did too!" Yusuke retorted.
"Kurama, turn around so we can see you fully!" Kurama didn't move. "No, thanks." Kurama replied. "Kurama, come on. Nothing you turned into is going to scare us. What, is your face messed up and you're embarrassed?" Kurama let out a heavy sigh, and turned around gradually. There, standing before the team, was a young pretty girl with long red locks and emerald green eyes with thick lashes. "WAHHHHHH! Kurama is a girl!" Kuwabara said loudly, pointing. "Wow, you sure have a way with making people feel better." Yusuke said sarcastically. Kurama was frowning, as "she" looked down feeling miserable. "Well, hey that's not bad at all! I got turned into a runty toddler for Kami-sama's sake!" Yusuke said in hopes to cheer Kurama up.
"So, we've got a runt, a female, I'm a vamp, and an oaf whose body now happens to match his inflated ego. Well, this is fun." Hiei said apathetic as usual. "Don't be frightened, I, Kuwabara, champion of the people, will solve everything!" Kuwabara exclaimed looking up with stars in his eyes and his fist clenched. (A.N. You can probably imagine what Kuwabara looks like here going off into his own world.) "Well, you should be since you were the one to get us screwed like this!" Yusuke yelled angrily. "Whadda ya mean I'm the one?" Kuwabara asked angrily. "And I quote, 'I think it would be a good idea if we all touched it together as a team!' Nice job champion!" Yusuke said mockingly. "Shut up, Urameshi! It was a good idea at the time!" Kuwabara said protectively.
"Really, now Yusuke, it was a group decision. Kuwabara is not at fault." Kurama said trying to mitigate the situation. "See, Kurama's thinks it's not my fault! At someone is on my side!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "Fine, Kuwabara, I guess you weren't at fault this time." Yusuke admitted. "Hn, then who?" Hiei muttered. Yusuke thought about it. "Koenma. He didn't tell us anything, and if he would have, we might be still in our bodies! I think we should have a little visit with our old pal Koenma." Yusuke said maliciously while cracking his little knuckles. Yusuke ran ahead as the rest followed him. They were running in the direction of the portal to the Reikai, called the Stairway to Heaven. "Well, Yusuke looks ready to kill." Kuwabara exclaimed to Kurama. " A toddler deathmatch. Now there's a frightening thought." Kurama said as they made their way closer and closer to the portal.
Poor Kurama. Everyone always mistakes him for a girl and now he is one! Poor guy, I mean girl. Someone up there doesn't like her, but I still do! Even through I'm the one writing this. Gomen nasai Kura-chan, but I have to! See you guys next chap and a Happy New Year! *XD (My New Year's party hat!)
"Hey Yukio! When's Matsu getting here?" Shouted a very vulgar-looking demon. "I don't know, keep your horns on. He'll be here if he knows what's good for him." Shouted back Yukio, another demon. "Well if he doesn't get here soon, we'll have to pull the job without him. We gotta do it tonight while it's a new moon, and nobody can see anything." Said the vulgar demon angrily looking up at the sky. Suddenly he noticed gathering clouds. At first he thought that they were just normal clouds, but strange blue lightening was expelling out of them and the winds were picking up fast.
"Hey, Yukio! What's that?" He asked pointing to the sky. "I dunno, probably just a storm. You've seen them before, moron, why are you getting scared?" Yukio chuckled with his eyes closed and then looked up to his partner. The other demon was not in sight. " Hey you yowamushi! (A.N. means coward.) Where'd ya run off to? The fire that the demons had kindled was abruptly put out by the wind. Yukio noticed that he was now standing under a huge cyclone forming right above him, not to mention it was coming down fast. "Nani!? What the f- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" He was then tossed up into the air by the gusting winds.
Suddenly out of the tornado's eye appeared a black vortex, which was spiting out four familiar characters. The Reikai team was spewed out and fell hurling towards the ground. They landed with a thud. The storm by this time had rapidly come to a halt. " Ow, I landed on something hard!" "That's my head, you idiot!" said voices in the dark. "Hn, you bakas," said a familiar fire demon brushing himself off. "Oi, Hiei get a fire going; I can't see a darn thing right now." "Whatever." Hiei concentrated his energy, and emitted a huge flame that threatened to swallow a great deal of space. "Watch it, Hiei do ya burn us all alive?" retorted the voice of Yusuke. "That sounds like fun." Hiei replied smirking as he turned around to face Yusuke, but he was not there.
"Holy crap, Hiei! You've grown into a giant!" said Yusuke from below. Hiei looked down where the voice was coming from and saw Yusuke as someone he did not expect. There standing 76.20 (2 ft, 6 inches) centimeters tall was a black-haired toddler with big glassy brown eyes. "Who are you?" Hiei asked suspiciously. "Duh, I'm Yusuke! What, did the fall damage your memory? Since when did you get so tall?" The little toddler asked which the same amount of suspicion. "You baka, I haven't grown, you've turned into a baby." "Nani?!!" Yusuke looked at his hands in horror. They were tiny! Yusuke then checked some other parts to make sure. They too were just as small." What the heck is going on around here?" "Oi, Urameshi! Is that you?" Asked the voice of Kuwabara. Yusuke and Hiei whirled around to see a sumo wrestler standing before them. "Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked uncertain. "Wow, Urameshi, you're smaller than the shrimp!" Kuwabara laughed uncontrollably pointing at Yusuke. "Yeah, why don't you take a look at your self, idiot?" retorted the annoyed child.
Kuwabara whipped out a pocket mirror from his jacket pocket and opened it slowly. "Ahhhhhhhhh, What the heck happened to me?" Kuwabara cried. "How the heck should I know? We were normal just a second ago, right until we touched that., hey wait, that's it! That weird orb! Then we were thrown into that strange black mist!" Yusuke cried out loud. "So we all got changed into these different forms!" " I knew there was something wiggy about that crystal." Yusuke exclaimed. "Hey, what about Shorty? He still looks the same!" Kuwabara pointed out. "It probably only infects pathetic ningens." Hiei said mockingly. "Maybe only ningens. Kuwabara, give Hiei the mirror and let him see if anything is different." Said Yusuke.
Kuwabara threw the pocket mirror to Hiei, who caught it one handed. Hiei peered into the mirror. "The oaf's got a dysfunctional mirror, detective." Retorted Hiei, who threw it to Yusuke. Yusuke looked into the mirror and saw what he expected, a toddler version of himself. "It works fine, Hiei." Reported Yusuke who then tossed it back to Hiei. Hiei looked again into the mirror and again he saw nothing. "I can't see myself in the mirror, yet in the mirror I can see everything behind me." " Hey, maybe the runt is invisible!" Kuwabara exclaimed. " You idiot, then how come we can see him?" Yusuke said with irritation. "Well, we all touched the orb thing, maybe that's why we can still see him." Kuwabara said thinking about it. "Hold on. Hiei, open your mouth." "Why should I?" Hiei asked with his arms crossed. "Just do it!" Yusuke commanded in impatience. "Hn, fine." Hiei opened his mouth and Yusuke stood on his tiptoes peering at Hiei's mouth. "Yep, it's just what I thought! Hiei you have fangs, and also you can't see yourself in a mirror, Hiei you're a vampire!" concluded Yusuke, amazed at his own brilliance.
"Nani?!" Kuwabara said as he recoiled from Hiei. "That's so creepy! What if he tries to drink my blood?" Hiei snorted, "You moron, like I would ever drink your disgusting ningen blood." "Hey, my blood isn't disgusting!" Yusuke, who was extremely annoyed of Hiei's and Kuwabara's fights said, "Will you children (A.N. Look whose talking.) stop fighting already?! We don't need this right now! Kurama usually stops you guys." Yusuke paused. "Hey, speaking of Kurama, where is he?" Asked Yusuke worried. "Right over here." reported Kurama's soft voice. The guys all ran over to where Kurama was standing with his back towards them. "Hey Kurama, did you hear us this whole time?" asked Yusuke. "Yes." "Well then why didn't you come over?" Yusuke asked as he walked closer to Kurama. Kurama remained silent. "Hey you guys, Kurama doesn't look any different from the back! Maybe he didn't change!" Kuwabara butted in. "Idiot, if we all changed, Kurama probably did too!" Yusuke retorted.
"Kurama, turn around so we can see you fully!" Kurama didn't move. "No, thanks." Kurama replied. "Kurama, come on. Nothing you turned into is going to scare us. What, is your face messed up and you're embarrassed?" Kurama let out a heavy sigh, and turned around gradually. There, standing before the team, was a young pretty girl with long red locks and emerald green eyes with thick lashes. "WAHHHHHH! Kurama is a girl!" Kuwabara said loudly, pointing. "Wow, you sure have a way with making people feel better." Yusuke said sarcastically. Kurama was frowning, as "she" looked down feeling miserable. "Well, hey that's not bad at all! I got turned into a runty toddler for Kami-sama's sake!" Yusuke said in hopes to cheer Kurama up.
"So, we've got a runt, a female, I'm a vamp, and an oaf whose body now happens to match his inflated ego. Well, this is fun." Hiei said apathetic as usual. "Don't be frightened, I, Kuwabara, champion of the people, will solve everything!" Kuwabara exclaimed looking up with stars in his eyes and his fist clenched. (A.N. You can probably imagine what Kuwabara looks like here going off into his own world.) "Well, you should be since you were the one to get us screwed like this!" Yusuke yelled angrily. "Whadda ya mean I'm the one?" Kuwabara asked angrily. "And I quote, 'I think it would be a good idea if we all touched it together as a team!' Nice job champion!" Yusuke said mockingly. "Shut up, Urameshi! It was a good idea at the time!" Kuwabara said protectively.
"Really, now Yusuke, it was a group decision. Kuwabara is not at fault." Kurama said trying to mitigate the situation. "See, Kurama's thinks it's not my fault! At someone is on my side!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "Fine, Kuwabara, I guess you weren't at fault this time." Yusuke admitted. "Hn, then who?" Hiei muttered. Yusuke thought about it. "Koenma. He didn't tell us anything, and if he would have, we might be still in our bodies! I think we should have a little visit with our old pal Koenma." Yusuke said maliciously while cracking his little knuckles. Yusuke ran ahead as the rest followed him. They were running in the direction of the portal to the Reikai, called the Stairway to Heaven. "Well, Yusuke looks ready to kill." Kuwabara exclaimed to Kurama. " A toddler deathmatch. Now there's a frightening thought." Kurama said as they made their way closer and closer to the portal.
Poor Kurama. Everyone always mistakes him for a girl and now he is one! Poor guy, I mean girl. Someone up there doesn't like her, but I still do! Even through I'm the one writing this. Gomen nasai Kura-chan, but I have to! See you guys next chap and a Happy New Year! *XD (My New Year's party hat!)