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Part 2 - Anger
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Ten seconds till show time people! Brian started shouting around the set. Everyone got into place for the next part of the show. Everyone was at this point in comfortable clothes. 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... go! Brian shouted from behind the camera.

Hello and welcome back for the second quarter of my very own shown The Truth Is Here'. Now is everyone present and accounted for. Let me see we have Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Walter Skinner, Brad Follmer, John Dog ... Where's John and Monica? Brian, the director, pointed towards the dressing room. Nicola let out a frustrated sigh and marched straight up to the green, wooden door and started pounding it with her fists. I said two minutes three minutes ago! If you don't come out here right this second I will be forced to get the fire extinguisher!!! Nicola threatened as she screamed and continued pounding the door.

The door opened and out came John and Monica; they walked straight to their seats. Monica's hair and makeup was a mess and every one couldn't help notice the lipstick marks that were all over John's chest and face. Nicola, once again, seated herself in front of the guest.

Okay, now in this part of the show we will be talking about anger and jealousy. The audience went ooh' and aah'. Okay first of all, John why do you and Brad hate each other so much?

Well ... He ... I ... Well ... Uh.

Well that's not a very good reason. Brad why do you hate John so much?

Well he has stolen the love of my life. He looked over at Monica and gave her a seductive wink. She gagged a little as she tried to keep her lunch down in her stomach where it belonged.

And why is she the love of your life?

What light through yonder window breaks, it is the east and Monica is the sun... He was interrupted before he could finish.

Why the hell are you quoting Shakespeare? Nicola asked him giving him a look that said to stop quoting right this second.

I thought girls love all romantic crap and romantic talk? Brad asked

Not that type of romantic crap you idiot. Didn't you know that everyone hates Shakespeare, especially after they are forced to do it at school and then do a load of stupid essays on it?

He mouthed, looking downward at the floor, very embarrassed.

If you think about quoting Shakespeare again on my show I will personally kick your ass! Nicola warned. Do I make myself clear?

Yes miss.

Okay, moving along from Shakespeare boy, we have another surprise guest, lady's and gentlemen, boys and girls, Shippers and Dripper please put your hands together for (dramatic long pause) Alex Krycek!

Everyone gasped as Alex Krycek walked onto the set and sat in a chair next to Brad. At the moment everyone was asking in their heads Why would Nicola bring a character that all the other characters hate into her story?' Nicola turned to the camera.

For all the readers who like Krycek. And the fact I want to see some action!

YOU SON OF A BITCH! Mulder yelled and lunged toward Krycek, knocking him off of his chair and kicking the crap out of him. The director was shocked to see that Nicola wasn't doing anything to stop this. She was just sitting in her chair, watching with a slight smile on her face.

Nicola, do something! He whispered to her.

No ... Mulder ... stop. She said effortlessly. The director rolled his eyes at her childish behaviour.

SLAP!

Don't you role your eyes at me Slapper!







Brian raised his hand to his chest and gasped in horror, he is stunned that Nicola had called him that for the second time since the show started. He walked back over to behind the cameraman. Okay okay break it up! Nicola ordered them. Mulder and Krycek sat back down in their seats, Krycek with a bloody nose and Mulder with a black eye. As much as I hate to break up this display of testosterone, we have a show to do. Now Mulder why do you hate Krycek so much?

Because he's a traitor and a rat!

I am not a rat! Krycek defended.

Sorry to tell you this, but you do look kind of like a rat. Nicola told him.

Well ... well ... Mulder has a big nose! He yelled out.

I do not have a big nose! Mulder looked as though he was about to go into tears ... again.

Get a hold of yourself you wimp! Nicola firmly told him. He instantly stopped crying. Dana, why do you hate Krycek so much?

Because he helped kill my sister and he is a rat

I am not a Goddamn rat! Krycek screamed extremely frustrated at everyone calling him a rat.

Yes you bloody well are! Nicola told him, her voice daring him to argue, he instantly shut up. Okay now onto jealousy, who would like to begin? No one volunteered I'll be forced to choose someone. Mulder raised his hand. Yes Mulder go ahead.

I'm jealous of a few people, I'm jealous of Doggett because he has my job, he gets to go chasing after all the aliens and bad guys now and he doesn't even save a conspiracy for me to reveal and destroy. And I know I have to say, I have kept this a secret for so long, its killing me inside. His voice was full of emotion.

It's okay, we're listening and promise not to judge or laugh at you. Nicola told him, this somehow comforted him into talking.

I'm also jealous of Krycek. Everyone gasped in horror, including Nicola. No one was expecting that.

Why the hell are you jealous of Rat Boy? Nicola asked, she didn't know whether to be shocked or laugh at him.

Well ... I think that ... His hair is just so cool!

Sorry I think I just went partially deaf, you're jealous of Rat Boy because of his hair? Nicola asked for conformation. Not quite believing what she was hearing. No one could believe what they were hearing.

Yeah I mean look at it, it is so cool, I wish I could get my hair looking that good.

No Mulder, your hair is way better than mine, I mean its so fluffy and in style! Krycek told him.

No man your hair rocks

No yours does

No yours

No yours

No yours

No yours

No yours

Both your hair's rock okay! I know a way we can settle all this anger and jealousy. If Krycek and Mulder both swap hair styling tips, then Mulder will stop kicking the crap out of Krycek and Krycek wont be a rat. Deal? Nicola asked.

Mulder and Krycek both agreed in union.

Okay and to seal the deal you give each other a nice big hug! Nicola said with a smile.

No way in hell am I hugging the alien freak boy! Krycek stated.

I'd rather choke on a dead rat! Mulder exclaimed.

Hug Now! Nicola ordered them as she pulled back her jacket to reveal a nicely concealed gun on her hip.

Krycek and Mulder instantly hugged each other. The audience went aaw'. They quickly pushed away from each other and brushed off their clothes, trying not to damage their cool exterior.

Nicola turned to the camera.

Well now it is time for another commercial break, when we come back we have some more surprise guests in store. So don't go anywhere and stay tuned.

And we're out, okay people, great first half of the show. Brian yelled to everyone.

Nicola turned to the audience with an angry and evil look on her face.

I thought I said no oohing' aahing' or She took out the hose and began to spray the audience with water. She soaked them all until they were almost drowning in water.