Katsuya One Half.

Author: Ozark the MoonHead.

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Konnichiwa, mina-san! Yay me! I FINALLY got to updating this!!! Who-hoo!!! XD About time, too! I didn't really work very hard on this, so it may be a little crappy.

IMPORTANT!!!

I have been grounded by my baka kaasan for going on the computer at 7AM, so until I move out, I'll be away from ff.net. I'll make updates, yes, but not very frequent ones, okies? DERN YOU, KAASAN!!

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Chapter Seventeen: Training the Mutt.

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Pain was the first thing that registered in Jonouchi's mind as he came to. The next was the feeling of being carried by someone. He groaned in pain, creaking his eyes open. His vision was off-centred, but he could make out the dull outline of…

"K-Kaiba...?" He gaped. Kaiba looked down with a scowl.

"Shut up." Was all he said to him. Jou glared weakly at him, but closed his eyes again. He was so tired... He slowly began to relax into Kaiba's embrace, the weariness of everything that had happened finally taking its toll on his weary body. He was just about to doze off when he was dropped none-to-gracefully onto what appeared to be a...bed?

"Whadda...?" He blinked, opening his eyes sleepily. Kaiba was smirking.

"Sorry to wake you, Mongrel." He smirked, and by his tone, Jou knew he didn't really mean it. Jou sat up, wincing.

"Itai...where am I?" He asked, looking around. Kaiba cast a glance over at the blonde from his place at his computer. 'When did he move there...?' Jou blinked.

"Mokuba found you beat up by some Gurus Hunters." He answered simply. Jou frowned.

"Oh yeah...they were after my cards... My card!" He cried out, making move to jump out of bed. Kaiba stopped him with a glare.

"It's in your pocket, Mutt. Right where you left it." He said. Jou flushed deeply in embarrassment.

"Oh." Kaiba just shook his head, snorting.

"Dumb mutt..." Jou glared.

"Bakayaro..." Both glared at the other, neither blinking. Kind of like a staring contest. But when Jonouchi moved to get into a more comfortable position, he cringed in pain, holding his side. This caused Kaiba's frown to deepen.

"Mutt, lift up your shirt." Jou gaped at him, blushing heavily.

"Wh-what?! Kaiba, I ain't like that!!" He cried out, backing away slightly. This caused him to cry out slightly once more. Kaiba glared.

"You idiot. Those Gurus Hunters kicked your ass. You might have a bruised rib, now take off your shirt." He ordered. Jou glared, grinding his teeth together as he flushed. Kaiba glared back. "Do it. Now." He commanded.

Blushing angrily, and albeit reluctantly, Jonouchi did as he was told. And it wasn't the most beautiful sight ever. Though he was well built, and a tad skinny, his chest and abdomen were covered in a mass or dark brown and blue bruises. Jonouchi looked to the side, scowling.

Kaiba's eyes widened slightly. "Holy fuck...what the hell happened to you?!" He asked, surprised. (Though he wouldn't admit it).

"I ain't hurt that much." He said stubbornly. Kaiba glared fiercely.

"Jonouchi Katsuya, you are indeed, hurt." He growled. "You probably have a whole LOT of broken ribs!" He said. And as an after thought, he added, "And there is no such word as, 'ain't'. Its 'I'm not'." Jou bristled.

"Shut up!" He snapped, sitting cross-legged, his arms resting on his ankles. He glared darkly at the CEO before him. "An' I'm not stupid, ya jerk! I don' need yer stupid Grammar lessons!" He said hotly.

Kaiba snorted. "Wait here, Inu-baka." He said, standing. "Be a good dog and don't leave the room." He commanded.

"WHAT?! You jerk!!" Jou yelled, and went to punch him. But all that did was cause him to cry out in pain, and fall onto his stomach on the bed. Kaiba sighed.

"Stupid mutt...just wait here, and don't move." Jou glared, and tried to rouse himself from his position. He winced in pain as soon as he made the attempt, though. 'Ookay...maybe I'll just lie here for a bit...' He thought with a sighed, flopping down and resisting the attempt to get up and get out of there. He didn't like being this weak around Kaiba, especially since the cerulean-eyed teen was going to be such an ass about it.

It was not five minutes later, when Kaiba returned with a small bowl of water, a towel, bandages, and a small bowl of instant-ramen. He didn't look very happy, his usual scowl on his face. Jou looked up, and blinked.

"...Kaiba...?" He blinked. Was all that...for him? Kaiba ignored him, however, and placed it down on the nightstand beside them.

"Can you get up, or do I have to help you?" He said coldly. Jou's face hardened again.

"Urusai, baka..." He growled. He tried once more to get up on his own, and ended up biting his lower lips to stifle his cries of pain. 'Maybe I do have a broken rib or somethin'...' He thought.

Kaiba just shook his head and sighed, and, surprisingly enough, gently wrapped his arms around his chest and stomach, and lifted him into a sitting position. Jou blushed, looking at him with a slightly surprised expression on his face.

"Now don't move, mutt." He ordered, taking the water-soaked towel in his hand, and running it slowly across the gash across Jou's chest. He hadn't even remembered getting that... Jou blushed heavily, and flinched slightly when a bout of pain flitted through him.

"K-Kaiba..." He flushed. Why was he doing this?? Kaiba didn't care about him...

Kaiba looked up, his usual cold face on. "Shut up." He said, wiping the cut with the warm towel. Jou just frowned, and averted his eyes as Kaiba finished cleaning up the rest of the blood. "Raise your arms above your head." He said bluntly, taking the bandage now.

Jou did so, silent and his cheeks a dusty red.

"Hey, um...Kaiba?" He asked as Kaiba began wrapping the bandage around his stomach. All that came as an answer from the brunet was an, 'Mm hmm?'. Jou looked upwards, an embarrassed expression upon his face.

"Can...can I ask why yer bein' so nice ta me? I mean, we're not exactly the best a' friends..." Kaiba looked up for a second, then going back down to his work as he moved up higher with the bandage.

"Even I don't kick a puppy while he's down," He said. A small smirk formed on his lips. "Besides," he began. "A Master needs to care for his little Bitch..." The next second, Kaiba had been successfully punched in the face, and tackled to the floor by Jou; which wasn't exactly the best thing for him, since he yelped in pain as soon as they landed, himself atop Kaiba.

"You stupid dog!!" Kaiba hissed, one eye shut in pain. He'd landed, head first on the floor. "Get off me!" Jou flushed, looking down at the CEO under him.

"I...I can't!" He said, blushing deeply. They were just a little *too* close for comfort, right then. Kaiba glared.

"Get off, before I MAKE you get off!" Jou flushed, shaking his head.

"But I can't! It hurts too much to even sit up!!" Kaiba growled.

"I don't care! Get-"

"Ack! No, stoppit Kaiba!!" Jou yelped as the said CEO began to move him.

"-Off!" There was another crash, and suddenly...

Jou winced. Kaiba'd pushed him right onto the ground, and... He opened his eyes, and they were wide in an instant.

KAIBA WAS KISSING HIM!!!

Kaiba was no better off. When he'd pushed Jonouchi off, the blonde's hand had been clutching Kaiba's shirt, overall causing him to fall on top of him, and inadvertently causing them to kiss.

"Mrph!!" Jou cried, his voice muffled by the kiss as he just stared at the CEO. 'Ack!! Kaiba, get off me!!' He thought, a dusty pink coming to his cheeks as the situation was becoming increasingly...heated.

Kaiba instantly pulled back, giving a sound of surprise as he fell backwards.

"You...you idiot!" He sputtered, wiping his mouth. Though he didn't, and probably wouldn't ever admit, the blond had very soft and delicate lips. Kind of like a rose's... 'No!! No! No! No! I am NOT like that, and I do NOT like him!!' Kaiba thought sternly, the tiniest hints of a blush to his own cheeks.

"M-me?! Y-you were the one that f-flipped us over!!" Jou blushed, unable to move from his pained position on his back. Kaiba glared.

"If you had just let go of my coat,"

"Baka!! I'm injured!! I COULDN'T get off you by sitting up! You should have waited or something!!" Jou interrupted, wincing as he tried to sit up. Okay, he was a REALLY slow learner...but Kaiba was asking for it...

"If you hadn't have tackled me-"

"If you hadn't of called me your bitch, this wouldn't be an issue you pervert!"

"I didn't call you my bitch!"

"Yes you did! You called me a bitch, and you said I was your fuckin' dog, Kaiba! Then ya even said ya were my master!! Which you're NOT, by the way!" He snapped, flushing.

Kaiba sneered.

"By the way you keep going on about this, you'd think you actually wanted to be my bitch..." He smirked. Jou went a deep shade of red.

"WHAT?!" Kaiba smirked.

"It makes perfect sense. Going with me to China, flashing your body around like some slut..." Jou tried to tackle him, but cried out sharply in pain AGAIN as he fell short of Kaiba, instead landing on his lap, his face over something rather...large??

Kaiba flushed, pushing Jonouchi off him.

"You stupid mutt!! Don't you learn anything?!" He cried half angry, half shocked. Jou blushed heavily, now lain back against the bedpost. He glared at the CEO.

"*I'm* not the one with the hard-on, ya asshole!" Jou snapped. Kaiba gritted his teeth.

"Shut. Up."

"Hell no! You listen ta me, ya prick!" Jou began. "First a' all, I ain't no mutt, dog, puppy, mongrel, or nuthin'! Second, I ain't yer damn bitch, and you're not my master!" Jou growled. Kaiba was smirking by the end of his sentence.

"Oh really? You don't seem to realize just who is in charge here, Mutt." He smirked. "You're injured, completely at my mercy, and on top of that, *you* are in *my* house. *I* am the Master here." He sneered. Jou gritted his teeth, glaring.

"Oh yeah, smart ass?" He growled. "Then prove it, ya prick!"

That was what Kaiba had been waiting to hear. He'd show that little blond mutt to respect him.

"Hn. Very well, Jonouchi." He smirked in that evil way that says, 'oh you are soooo screwed'. "But a note of advice," He said, walking over to the blond, who was still glaring. "Think before you act." He smirked, and grabbed Jou's arm. Jou growled, but yelped when he was suddenly thrown onto the bed with a harsh jerk to his arm.

"Itai!" He yelped as he landed on his back. "Kaiba, you ass!!" But Kaiba just smirked.

"Silence. You will speak when commanded, mongrel." He sneered, and got onto the bed, atop Jonouchi.

Jou blinked, suddenly wary of the weird glint in the CEO's azure eyes.

"Uh...Kaiba? Um...what are you doing?" He asked uneasily, trying to squirm out from under him. But Kaiba smirked, pinning him by his wrists to the bed.

"Showing you that you're just a good-for nothing dog, with a loud mouth and no respect." He said coolly, leaning down to whisper the harsh words in his ear. Jou gritted his teeth.

"C'mon Kaiba, get offa me already, okay?" He growled, becoming increasingly uneasy. 'What's up with Kaiba?! He's actin' totally weird, here!!'

"Hmmm...No, I don't think I will." He smirked, and used one hand to pin his wrists to the bed as he moved the other down to run along the blonde's arm, down through his hair, and to grip his chin. "Now stay." He smirked, right before he pressed his lips to the blonde's in a bruising kiss.

Jou froze, eyes going wide. 'WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?!' Jou gave a muffled sound of protest, struggling against him. 'Get off me Kaiba!! Oh, I am *SO* pounding yer ass!!'

But Kaiba only smirked into the kiss. He'd show the mutt who was the Master around here...mmm...and have some fun doing it, too. He hadn't been laid in a while, and the blonde might prove to be a nice substitute. After all, he was half-girl, anyways. And it wasn't like he actually *liked* the mutt...right?

Jou kept his struggles up fiercely. He didn't want this!! Why would Kaiba just stop already?!

But all the actions did was to further Kaiba's lust and amusement. He finally pulled away, and smirked.

"Did you think I was fooling around, mutt? I was serious when I said I was going to teach you to obey your Master." Jou glared up at the blue-eyed teen, flushed and breathless.

"You-you ass!! Let me up right now!"

"No, I don't think I will. You seem to enjoy this, as well." Kaiba smirked. Jou growled.

(*WARNING: This scene contains mature situations, and should not be viewed by those under the age of at least 14. Which is how old I am. XD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!)

"No I don't, you pervert!! Now let me up!!" Jou snapped vehemently. Kaiba just smirked, and trailed his free hand down to more southern regions on the blonde. Jou gasped, arching slightly with a blush. "Yuh-you bast-tard!" He panted, blushing.

Kaiba smirked. "I think you liked that..." He smirked, and repeated the action. Jou gritted his teeth, giving a muffled cry of pleasure.

"St-stop..." He panted, eyes shut as Kaiba rubbed him through his pants. "J-just stop..." He'd ask him to stop, but he wasn't going to beg. Katsuya Jonouchi did *NOT* beg.

*Eight minutes later*

"Oh GOD!" Jou moaned, arching again. "Oh god, please...please Kaiba, AH!" He could feel him. All over him, his body. "AH!! GODDAMNIT, KAIBA!!" He cried out more sharply, as Kaiba hit him harder. "Please, please, please—KAIBA!!" He cried out, going rigid. White exploded before his eyes, momentarily blinding him. He fell back against the bed, sweaty, hot, flushed, and out of breath.

Kaiba smirked, and lay down beside him. "I told you. I am your Master, and you are my Bitch."

"Sh...Shut up..." Jou mumbled weakly, trying to get himself under control. Kaiba snorted.

"Hn. Don't talk back to your Master, Mutt." Jou glared slightly.

"Yer...yer not my Master…" He panted.

"Then I'll just have to teach you another lesson, then." Kaiba said with a smirk. Jou looked over, a disbelieving look on his face.

"Wha...?? No, Kaiba, I-" Seconds later, he was moaning again.

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^^;; Whew!! That was...well, difficult to write! Believe it or not, I've been trying to write this since May... @___@ Urghle... It wash difficult! With being grounded, going on vacation, and RPing with Vera, things have been hectic! :P I hope you enjoyed this chappie, though!

…………….And dun ask about the whole change in Kaiba's attitude. It was inspired by my friend, okies? ;; Ish his fault!!

Mmmm.…. but Jou makes such a gooood UKE!!! *Drools and melts*