Katsuya One Half.
Author: Ozark the MoonHead.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Yu-Gi-Oh is © of Kazuki Takahashi.
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*YAAAAAWANS* Hello, peeps! ^_^ Another updated! O.O Finally! XD And I ish here with some announcements!
1) Jou was not exactly, 'raped' in the last chappie, okies? It wash consensual between both Seto and Jou at the end. ;; And the beginning of the second time.
2) OO OMG!!! Watashi no kaasan MIGHT let me back on her compy!! I just hafta be good, and not go on for 5-6 months!!! *BEAMS* I ish so HAPPY!!!!! ^_~ Wish me luckies!
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Chapter Eighteen: Upshot.
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Time: The Morning after.
Place: Seto Kaiba's Bedroom.
Katsu smiled contently, nuzzling into the warm heat surrounding her body. She hadn't felt this content in a long time... With a soft sigh, she softly kissed her lover's chest.
She froze.
'...OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!' Her eyes flew open, wide and full of shock.
She. Was. In. Seto. Kaiba's. Bed!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily, her sudden movement hadn't awoken the sleeping CEO. He looked less...intimidating when asleep, but still seemed to have a sense of authority about him. She also noticed his arms were wrapped around her, and they were both naked. 'Oh. Shit.' She thought in horror. But then the worst part sunk in.
She was a GIRL!!
"Eep!" She yelped, nearly fainting. She...she was a girl!! And...and she KNEW Kaiba and she had... CRAP!!! She quickly squirmed from Kaiba's warm embrace, careful not to wake him as she scrambled to get up. "Itai!" She winced, biting her lip as her upper chest reminded her of her broken or bruised ribs. She wasn't sure which.
Flinching with every step, she managed to find the remnants of her clothes scattered about. She quickly pulled on her boxers and pants, then shirt. She half-wished she had a bra or something, but she just wanted to get out of there.
Limping, she managed to go down the hall. But that was as far as she got, before she was instantly lost. 'Which way...?' She wondered frantically. She had to get out before Kaiba woke up... She had to find someone to help her...
"Miss?" Katsu jumped, startled as some placed their hand on her shoulder. But it was only a maid. "Miss, are you alright?" She asked. Katsu swallowed, nodding shakily.
"U-um...y-yes." She squeaked. "C-could you please tell me where the exit is?" She asked feebly. The maid smiled, and nodded.
"Yes. Just go down that hallway, and down the stairs. The door is in the room to the left." She said, pointing to the right.
"Thanks." Katsu said. The maid smiled and curtsied, before leaving to go about her daily chores. Honestly, did Mr. Kaiba have no respect for his guests?
Katsu hurried as best she could, whimpering slightly as a rather large bout of pain caused her to stumble, and fall to her knees. This wasn't happening... She sniffled, wiping her eyes. "I have to find Yuugi... He'll know what to do." She decided, pulling herself to her feet. She just had to get to his house... Then she'd be okay...
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KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Yuugi groaned, blinking sleepily as he lifted his face from his pillow. Who was banging at the door at... He checked his clock. '5:45 in the morning?!' He wondered in disbelief. It was barely light out!! Who the heck could THAT be??
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Yuugi grumbled annoyedly, but dragged himself out of bed, and down to the Turtle Game Shop front door. "Who's there...?" He murmured sleepily. "It's only 5AM..." He said, opening the door as he unlocked it.
"Yuugi..." Katsu whimpered, one arm holding her ribs in pain as tears cascaded from her wet, honey eyes. Yuugi gasped.
"K-Katsu!! Are you okay??" He asked worriedly. He gasped when he saw the bruises on her arms. "You're hurt!" He cried. Katsu sniffled.
"Please...help me..." She pleaded, right before she felt light-headed, and suddenly pitched forwards, unconscious.
"Aah!" Yuugi yelped, hurrying to catch her before she hit the ground.
"Yuugi...? What's going on?" Sugoroku asked as he walked up behind him, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Yuugi looked back with worried eyes.
"It's my friend, Katsu! She's hurt, and she just collapsed!!" Sugoroku's eyes widened.
"We've got to get her to a hospital right away!" He said. "You make sure she's still breathing, and I'll call the ambulance." She said.
"Right!" Yuugi nodded. As he grandpa ran off, he looked down at the unconscious girl. "Katsu... What could have happened to you...?"
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"Ugh...did a truck run over me or somethin'...?" Katsu moaned in pain as she slowly began to awaken, opening her eyes a crack.
"Katsu!!" Someone cried. Katsu was suddenly jerked awake as she was hugged tightly. She yelped, gritting her teeth. "Oh crap! Sorry!" Honda apologized, quickly letting her go. Katsu blinked, looking up.
"Huh...? Honda? Where the heck did you come from?" She asked in confusion. Honda, Yuugi, Anzu, and Ryou were all there...
"You're in the hospital, Katsu." Yuugi explained. "You just collapsed at our front door, so we called an ambulance." Katsu blinked, before the events of everything that had happened hit her.
"Oh god..." She whispered, feeling like she was two inches tall. "Then...it wasn't all just a bad dream." She whispered softly.
"What happened, Katsu?" Anzu asked worriedly. She knew Jou could handle himself...er, herself just fine...
"I..." Katsu looked to the side.
"Katsuya!!" They all blinked as Katsu's mom rushed into the room, eyes wet and red from tears that rolled down her face. She ran up to Katsu, hugging her tightly. "Oh Katsuya! Shizuka and I were so worried when you didn't come home last night, and when we heard you were in the hospital...! Are you okay??" She asked worriedly. Katsu blushed, flinching slightly.
"Ouch!! Mom!!" Katsu groaned. "Leggo already!" Ayame pulled back, a worried look in her eyes. "I'm okay!" She scowled slightly. Everyone but Anzu blinked.
"Uh...Mrs. Jonouchi, why exactly are you here...? And why did Katsu call you, 'mom'?" Honda blinked. Katsu gulped. 'Shit...'
"What do you mean, Honda? Didn't Katsuya tell you?" She asked, wiping her eyes.
"Tell us what?" Ryou blinked.
"Nothing!" Katsu interrupted, wincing slightly from her outburst.
"But Katsuya, you didn't even tell them-" Ayame began. Katsu made a frantic 'shh!'ing motion to her mother.
"Mom!! Shh!!" She hissed.
"What going on??" Honda blinked. "Aren't you Katsu's Aunt??" Ayame shook her head.
"Not at all, Honda! I'm his mother!" She said. They just stared.
"Um...Mrs. Jonouchi, Katsu's a girl..." Yuugi said slowly, not quite sure if she was exactly 'sane'. Anzu looked at Katsu, who seemed ready to shrivel up and die right then.
"Right now, anyway." Ayame said. "I can't believe Jonouchi didn't tell you earlier!" She looked back at Katsu. "Shame on you, Katsuya Jonouchi!" Katsu froze, her eyes widening.
"Mom!!!" She blushed heavily. Yuugi, Ryou and Honda just stared.
"Yuh-you're...JOU?!" They all burst out. Katsu just covered her face with her hands.
"You weren't supposed to tell them, mom!!!" She cried in exasperation. Ayame frowned.
"I think your friends deserve to know, Katsuya! What kind of friend would keep something like this from their closest friends??"
"Anzu knew!" She snapped back. All eyes went to Anzu, who grinned sheepishly.
"You knew?!" Honda cried. Anzu nodded meekly.
"Um...yes." She said.
"Why didn't you tell us before that Jonouchi was a transvestite?!" Honda demanded. Katsu, Anzu, and Ayame stared.
"Wh...WHAT?!" Katsu cried angrily, an angry blush rising to her cheeks. "I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE!!!!" She yelled vehemently.
"You're dressed as a girl!!" Honda yelled back. "Man, Jonouchi!! You could have at least TOLD me!!!" He cried. "I-I was hittin' on you!!! Gross!!!" He groaned. Katsu glared, gritting her teeth.
"You idiot!!! These aren't fake!!" Katsuya yelled angrily, pulling up her shirt. Yuugi, Honda, and Ryou all blushed, mouths hanging open as they got a rather up-front view of Katsu's chest.
"Katsuya Jonouchi, pull your shirt down this instant!!" Ayame yelled. Katsu complied, scowling the whole while. That left Honda, Yuugi, and Ryou with looks of disbelief on their faces. Honda had a nosebleed.
"H-holy shit!!!!" He cried, gaping at her. "You were a girl this whole time?! Aaagh!! You saw us naked!!!" He cried. Katsu's eyes twitched.
"I'm *NOT* a girl, you bastard!" She yelled angrily. "I just am right now!!" She cried. Yuugi gulped, looking away with a blush.
"U-um...so...uh...how does this...um...exactly *work*?" He asked embarrassedly. Katsu sighed heavily, lying back with another wince.
"Long story short, I fell in a cursed spring in China, and now whenever I get cold water on me, I turn into a girl. Happy?" She asked with a heavy sigh, scowling to the side.
"So...so you're a guy, AND girl?" Honda asked, rubbing the back of his head. "Wow..." Katsu glared.
"What?" She snapped. Honda grinned.
"So that means you can-" He began with a perverted grin.
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Katsu yelled, flushing angrily. "Get those perverted thoughts out of your head, before I do it for you!!" She threatened. Honda grinned sheepishly, waving his hands in defence.
"Heh, gomen..."
"I'm sure..." She muttered, scowling. Ryou ran a hand through his hair.
"Yes, well, now that we've got that dealt with," He began. "Could you tell us how you came to be in such a ragged state?" He asked in concern. Katsu sighed.
"Yeah, sure..." She muttered. "I was on my way home last night, when these jerks in robes came an' attacked me." She said bitterly. "They were after my new card, that Black Dragon Priestess one. They were 'Gurus Hunters' or somethin'." She said. "Anyway, they beat me up, an' that's how I got like this." She said.
"But...your wounds were all bandaged when you got to my house." Yuugi began. Katsu looked to the side. 'Kaiba...'
"I...well, Kaiba kind of...um...saved me." She muttered, looking to the side. Honda snickered.
"Your Knight in shining armour?" Katsu shot him a look, and he shut up instantly.
"Kaiba...helped you??" Anzu asked in disbelief. Katsu flushed lightly, nodding.
"Yeah." She muttered. In more ways than one, if you count their...'session' as helping. "He took me ta his place an' helped." She said.
"Uh...no offence, but you let him look at your-" Honda began.
"I WAS A GUY, YOU IDIOT!!" She yelled angrily. Honda gave a meek, 'oh'. She huffed, closing her eyes momentarily. "I left this mornin' an' went ta your house, Yuge." She sighed.
"Soooo...how did you become a girl, then?" Honda asked after a moment of silence.
"...I don't know. I just woke up, and I was a girl." She said, leaving out the fact that she woke up in Kaiba's bed.
"At least you weren't hurt too bad..." Ayame said with a small smile. "The doctors ran some tests, and you just have a few cracked ribs, and some bruises. It seems Mr. Kaiba took care of that nasty gash quite well." She said. Katsu flushed.
"Yeah..." She said. They blinked.
"Um...are you feeling unwell, Jonouchi?" Ryou asked gently. Katsu blinked, and looked up.
"Huh? Oh, ya, 'M fine..." She muttered.
"Katsuya...?" Ayame asked slowly. Katsu just sighed.
"Can I have some hot water? I just want to be a guy again right now." She mumbled. The realization of what she and Kaiba had done was flooding back to her with a vengeance.
"Hot water does that?" Honda blinked. Anzu nodded.
"Yep. And cold water makes him...er, her a girl." She said.
"I'll go get some, then." Ayame said as she left the room with a smile. Katsu gave an exasperated sigh.
"Too much crap happens to me..." She sighed. "Er...Yuge, did th' doc say anythin'...well, else about me?" Katsu asked, looking over at her short friend. Yuugi blinked.
"Like what? He just said that you had some cracked ribs, and should get lots of rest." He said. Katsu's spirits lifted.
"Nothin' else?" She asked hopefully.
"Um...well, I don't think so... Why?" He asked. Katsu blinked, then blushed.
"Ah hah hah! No reason!" She grinned nervously. '*PLEASE* don't let me be pregnant!!' She thought inwardly with a cringe.
"You sure? You're acting miiiighty suspicious if you ask me..." Honda murmured, eying her suspiciously. Katsu frowned, sweatdropping slightly.
"Honda, my face is up here..." She growled.
"Oh! Heh heh...right!" He grinned sheepishly, looking up from her chest region. Katsu just glared. "But anyway, what're you so concerned about, huh? What aren't ya tellin' us?" Honda questioned. Katsu blushed.
"Nothin'! I didn' do nuthin with Kaiba!" She cried, waving her hands in defence. They all just kind of stared at her.
"...What exactly do you mean, 'you didn't do anything with Kaiba'?" Anzu asked, giving him an odd look. Katsu swallowed.
"U-um...I...didn' wake up in his bed this morning if that's what you mean." She said, grinning meekly.
Silence.
And then... "WHAT?!" They all cried. Katsu flinched slightly, grinning nervously.
"Ah hah hah…" She laughed uneasily. "I...kinda accidentally woke up in his bed this morning...?" She offered hopefully.
"YOU SLEPT WITH KAIBA?!" Honda cried in disbelief. "You HATE him!!! Why would you rather sleep with him as a girl, than me?!" Katsu just stared.
"...Right..." Anzu sighed. "But anyway, how the heck did *that* happen, hmm?" She smirked. Katsu blushed profusely.
"It just did, okay? I wasn't even a girl fer it, neither, okay?" She said. More stares.
"YOU'RE GAY?!" Katsu sweatdropped.
"No!! It just...kind of happened!" She blushed. "An' I'm not *that* way, alright?!" She snapped vehemently. More of an argument was about to break out, when there was a knocking at the door.
"Um...is there a Miss Katsu Jonouchi here...?" A doctor asked, interrupting their conversation. They all looked over.
"That would be me." Katsu said, raising her hand slightly. "What's up?" She asked.
"Well, we are happy to tell you that you can leave today, but we'd like to run some more tests on you. Your ribs were just cracked, luckily." He said. Katsu sighed in relief.
"Thanks, doc." She said. He fidgeted slightly.
"There's one more thing, Miss Jonouchi." He said. She blinked.
"Yeah?"
"I'm not sure if you know this, but were is signs of sexual activity when we examined you." He began. Katsu blushed.
"Uh, yeah, I know that..." She mumbled. "It was...er...consensual." She assured him, while the others just snickered.
"Oh! Well, then you won't be too surprised to hear that you may be pregnant." He smiled. Katsu blanched.
"WHAT?!" She screeched.
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^______~ Yay! Chapter Eighteen ish finished! XD And with some oh-so-plot-twistingnessness, too! Lol. Poor, poor Jou-kun. XD And I know she/he is a little young for pregnancy, but screw that! ¬¬ Ish my story 'nayways.
^_~ But don't think this'll effect the Battle City arch anytime soon, kies? *Grins* I still have much evile plans...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
-Ozark the MoonHead.