Katsuya One Half.

Author: Ozark the MoonHead.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Yu-Gi-Oh is © of Kazuki Takahashi.

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Chapter Nineteen: Pregnant.

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The doctor blinked at Katsu, mildly confused. "I thought you knew..." Katsu was pale as a sheet, and shook her head.

"N-no...!" She protested, her voice barely audible. "I...I..." How...could it be possible?? She and Kaiba had only done that last night, and she wasn't even sure that she had been a girl when they did that!

"Then...you did not intend to get pregnant?" He asked slowly. Katsu shook her head.

"No...!"

He gave a slight frown. "Oh...I'm...sorry, Miss Jonouchi." He said. "If there's anything I can do..." He began.

Katsu's eyes burned with anger as she glared at him.

"Get out!!" She screamed. Everyone jumped, surprised with her reaction. "All of you!! Get the hell out right now!!" She yelled.

The doctor practically scrambled from the room, but the others were less willing.

"Katsuya," Her mother began. Katsu whipped her head around to glare death at her with tear-filled eyes.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" Ayame gasped, eyes widening.

"But Jou-" Yuugi began. Katsu gritted her teeth, wheeling around to face him.

"GET OUT!!!!!!!" She screeched fiercely. They all quickly rushed from the room, leaving a very enraged, female, Katsuya Jonouchi.

As soon as they left, she broke down. Tears spilled from her eyes as she hugged her knees to her hurting chest. "No..." She sobbed. "No no no…" She couldn't be pregnant! She was a guy! This...it couldn't be happening!! More tears rolled down her face as she continued to cry into her knees.

"I hate you..." She sobbed to no one in particular. "I HATE you..." Of course, it was obvious that she was referring to Kaiba. "You...you bastard...!" She whimpered, clutching her legs tightly. "I wish I had never let you help me..."

It was many hours later, when she had cried and cursed Kaiba, when exhaustion finally over came her, and she collapsed into a deep sleep.

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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Seto Kaiba growled in annoyance as his alarm proceeded to go off, and with a loud SMACK, it was successfully shut off. Honestly, why the hell did he even bother setting the damn thing on a Sunday?

Deciding to drop the subject for now, Kaiba rolled over in bed, searching for his bedmate. It was his great surprise that Jonouchi was missing, even greater that he could've even WALKED after last night...! 'Probably in the bathroom or something...' He thought with a smirk. 'Of course, that was probably very painful... Might as well call and check, anyway.'

"Mrgh...Mutt?" Kaiba called out sleepily as he opened one eye to gaze around the room. He blinked as he discovered Jonouchi to be nowhere in the vicinity. "What...?" He frowned, sitting up. Where was he...? Sitting up, he found that even his clothes were gone. His gaze hardened. "Jonouchi?" He called again, hoping that perhaps the blond would respond to his real name. No such luck.

Kaiba climbed out of bed, now most definitely more awake, and pulled on his boxers, and silk bathrobe. He checked the bathroom, and the second room, just to make sure. No blond mutt. Scowling, he walked over to the intercom. "Did a blond-haired boy leave the estate this morning?" He asked crossly.

"No Sir," Replied one of the maids. "But a young woman left early this morning, about an hour and a half ago." She informed him. Kaiba cursed, and shut off the comm. link.

"Stupid mongrel! How the hell did he get past my guards?!" He hissed. "He'll just hurt himself even more if-" He froze, what the maid had said registering in his mind. 'Young...woman?!' He thought, eyes widening. "Kuso! That damned mutt…!" He growled angrily. 'The Mutt probably heard me ordering the guards to keep him there, so he snuck out as Katsu... Crap!'

"Great..." He muttered, holding a hand to his face. 'What the hell was wrong with me last night...?' He wondered angrily. 'I don't even *like* guys! And I certainly don't like that damned dog!' He let out a heavy sigh. "Isn't this fucking peachy?" He muttered crossly. 'I don't even know *why* I did that!! Great! That dumb mutt is bound to tell his friends about last night! Argh!!'

Seto Kaiba was royally screwed.

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Three hours later, Katsu was still sleeping. Ayame and the gang had moved back in, but were keeping their voices low. Katsu looked like she needed every minute of the rest she was getting.

"Man...I can't believe it..." Honda murmured. "Jonouchi—pregnant!" Anzu and Yuugi nodded.

"Yeah... Poor guy... I mean, first he was cursed, then Shizuka broke her leg, then he was attacked by those Gurus Hunters, and now this..." Anzu said softly.

"And don't forget about Kaiba," Yuugi added. "For all we know, this kid could be his." A silence passed throughout the room.

"...Damn." Honda muttered. "Jou must feel like crap right now..."

"I should never had let them go to that damned spring..." Ayame murmured softly. "All of this is my fault..." She said.

"Mrs. Jonouchi, you didn't know something like this would happen! It's not your fault!" Anzu said.

"My son is a girl, and my daughter is a fox!" Ayame cried. "This IS my fault!!" She burst out crying, burying her face in her hands. Anzu sighed, and did her best to comfort her.

"I guess this has ta go in the definite 'weird' category, huh?" Honda offered. Ryou, Yuugi, and Anzu glared. "Geez! Sorry I said anything..." He muttered.

There was silence for a long while, the only sounds being Ayame's soft sobs, and Anzu's comforting words. Then...

"Hey, shouldn't someone phone Kaiba?" All eyes fell upon Honda again. "Uh...I mean, this is probably his kid, since Jou hasn't, like, screwed with anyone else." Anzu made a face as Ayame stared.

"Honda!!"

"What?? It's true!" He protested. "Someone SHOULD call though!" They all looked around at one another. Who would call him? He didn't really like any of them in particular...

"I'll do it." Ryou offered. "I mean, Kaiba has no personal grudge against me, right? I don't think he'd mind too much." He gave a slight smile. Yuugi nodded.

"Arigato, Ryou-kun." He smiled. Ryou nodded, and left the room as silently as possible. The nearly-albino walked down the hall, past the many rooms, doctors, and nurses. Finally, he found a payphone. He quickly inserted his phone card, and dialled the Kaiba Mansion's number.

It rang three times, before a maid picked up the phone.

"Moshi moshi, Kaiba Residence!" She greeted happily. This surprised Ryou, since he had expected them to be less cheerful, considering her employer.

"Oh! Hi, I'm looking for Seto Kaiba." He said just as happily.

"Oh, I'm sorry, but Mr. Kaiba just left." She said. Ryou blinked.

"Do you know where he went?" He asked.

"May I ask who's calling, first?" She asked.

"I'm Ryou! Ryou Bakura. I'm in his class at school." He said.

"Well, then Mr. Kaiba left in search of his guest, Miss Katsu Jonouchi." She said. "I don't know where exactly, but I can give you his mobile number."

"That'd be great!" Ryou nodded with a smile.

"It's 081-546-8739." She said. Ryou thanked her, and hung up.

"Well, now all I have to do is phone his cell, then." Ryou inserted his phone card again, and dialled his number. It barely rung even once, when it was answered.

"Kaiba."

"Kaiba? It's Ryou; I'm calling-" He was cut short by Kaiba.

"How did you get this number?" He growled out, obviously miffed about Katsu's disappearance.

"One of the maids gave it to me but-" He was cut off yet again.

"Those damned maids... I swear I'm going to fire ever last one of them...!" he paused, and then continued. "What the hell do you want?" He growled.

"Well, it's about Katsu-" Again, cut off.

"Katsu?! Where the HELL is he?!" He growled, forgetting that the others supposedly, 'didn't know' about Jonouchi.

"Kaiba, calm down!" Ryou began. "Jonouchi's here, at the hospital, but-" Yet again, cut off.

"WHAT?!" He cried. Ryou was sure he'd given his driver a heart attack with that last cry.

"Kaiba, just let me explain!" Ryou cried into the phone. His voice had been a little louder than necessary, and many of the people in the hospital stared at him. Ryou flushed, waving with a sheepish grin.

"...Fine." Kaiba muttered. Ryou gave a relieved sigh.

"We know all about Jonouchi-kun and Katsu, for starters." There was an audible breath from Kaiba, and Ryou took it as his cue to continue. "He, er, she is here at Domino Hospital with some cracked ribs, and a few bruises." Kaiba grunted his acknowledgement. "But, um, Kaiba...there's something else..."

"What?" He snapped irrelatively. Ryou took a deep breath, and broke the news.

"Kaiba, the doctor says he, er, she's pregnant." He said. There was a long period of silence after that. "Um...Kaiba?" He asked hesitantly.

"There's no way." He growled out dangerously. "There's no FUCKING way he could be pregnant." He seethed. Ryou was a bit taken back by his response.

"But Kaiba, the tests the doctor said-" He began.

"That's bullshit!" He yelled.

"We know that you and Jou were, erm...intimate, Kaiba! And we know you're the only one he did that with!" Ryou protested.

"The hell he is!! Last night was the only time we did that!" He growled out. "There's no fucking possible way for that to be true!" Though he privately thought to himself, 'The Mutt was a virgin?! Shit!'

"The tests were positive, Kaiba! Katsuya Jonouchi is pregnant!" Ryou yelled into the phone. He got stares from all around in the room. He blushed furiously. Kaiba was silent. "Um, well, yeah. She is, and there's no doubt about it." Ryou mumbled.

"Damned mutt..." Kaiba cursed. "Fine. I'll be there in ten minutes, tops." He said, and hung up. Ryou blinked, before sighing and hanging up.

"I hope Jou's gonna take this well..." He muttered.

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^_________^ And there's chapter Nineteen! Yaynessness! XD

This chapter is officially dedicated to Emilu. I miss you more than words can say, and I hope to be on the net again soon. Love yas mucho!

-Ozark the MoonHead.