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Part 6 - First Love
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Hello and welcome back to the most insane thing you will ever watch/read. Before the break we just learned about their most embarrassing moments from their mothers. All of the mothers have gone home now. And Brad Follmer was forced out of the bathroom and tied to his chair to stop him from trying to escape again. And now at the request of Rach we will be bringing out everyone's first loves. That caller really has it in for all of you. First she calls in with the request of most embarrassing moment and now first teen loves. But it makes for great television and daytime reading, so I would like to say thank you Rach your phone call requests have kicked arse. Now to the topic of teen loves! Everyone groaned. Boyfriends and girlfriends come on out! Nicola yelled.

Everyone's first boyfriend or girlfriend came out from backstage.

Diego walked up to Monica. He started speaking spanish so no one else besides Monica could understand him. He pulled her out of her seat, one of his arms wrapping around her back to pull her close as the other went up to caress her cheek.

Monica, how I have missed your beautiful, your eyes that shine and your voice of an angel. He said this all in spanish and then kissed her on the lips. And this was not a soft kiss, It was a passionate and deep kiss. Tongues included. When it ended Monica couldn't help but express her opinion of that breath taking kiss.

Oh Diego.

Barbara went up to John, she didn't kiss him she just sat down next to him with an angry look on her face.

Amy, a women with long blonde hair, gigantic breasts, firm ass and legs that women only wished for walked up to Krycek, pinched his ass and then sat down. She had on a very short skirt on and a shirt that didn't leave much to the imagination. So in other words all the males in the area were looking at her, except for Brian, his attention was on Andrew.

Andrew walked up to Dana and gave her a nice friendship hug and then sat down next to Dana. Andrew was a spitting image of Brad Pitt. So all the female attention in the studio was on him.

Diana Fowley walked up to Mulder, he looked scared and gave Nicola an evil glare. Diana, much to everyone's suprise didn't do anything, she just sat down in the seat next to Mulder.

Okay, Skinner I'm very sorry but your ex-wife refused to come, no amount of begging or blackmail could convince her to come in, and Brad I'm sorry but your first love has had to go into the witness protection program, I would like to note that it was as soon as you two broke up. Nicola told him, Skinner once again looked upset, and Brad looked nervous. Now we shall be talking about your relationships with the people who have just come out. First Dana and Andrew, tell me about your relationship.

Well we started dating in high school and we broke up when we went off to separate collages. Dana explained simply.

Well Andrew you came here tonight with a purpose, did you not? Nicola asked.

Yes I did. He turned too Dana, who was nearly hyperventilating. What was he about to ask her? He took her hands in his and held them tightly as he spoke. Dana, I am still in love with you, even after all these years, I have never forgotten about you, not for one second. Dana please say you feel the same way and we can become a couple again.

Hey! You stay away from her! Mulder screamed and punched Andrew out of his seat. They continued rolling around on the floor, punching and yelling at each other. Security guards came and pulled them off of each other, chucking them both in their seats and tying them down.

Now Barbara and John, tell us how you met.

Well we met when I was in New York, he was a police officer at the time, we met, went out, got married, had a baby, divorced after Luke died.

Did you come here to say anything to him? Now's your chance to.

The only reason I'm here now is because you blackmailed me. Barbara accused with an angry expression.

Oh yeah, never mind then. Okay Mulder and Diana, tell us how you met.

We met in the FBI academy, we got close and started the X Files together. Diana explained.

Do you want to tell him anything now? Nicola asked her.

Yes I do. She turned to Mulder and looked at him sweetly. Fox I'm still in love with you. She admitted.

Hey! You stay away from him! Dana yelled as she stood up and placed her hands on her hips. Diana stood up and also placed her hands on her hips.

Or what?

Or I am gonna kick your ass. Dana threatened.

You're so short, you couldn't even reach it. Diana told her.

Dana ran towards Diana and punched her in the face. They fell to the floor, fighting, punching, slapping and yelling at each other. Security guards came and pulled them apart and through them back in their seats, also tying them down.

Now lets move onto, Monica and Diego, how did the two of you meet? Nicola asked. Diego said a load of stuff in Spanish, Nicola's smile soon left her face and formed one of confusion. Nicola turned to Monica once Diego was finished talking. How about something we can actually understand?

We met in high school. Monica simply said.

Diego is there anything you want to say to Monica?

Diego stood up from his seat, took Monica's hand in his, she stood up so they were facing each other, looking into each others eyes. He said a load of stuff in Spanish, Monica eyes went into shock and before she knew it his lips were on hers. She pulled back and slapped him hard across the cheek. He turned back to her with an angry look on his face, he said something else in Spanish to her, her face transformed into shock at his harsh words. He then turned his back to her and left the stage. Monica sat down in her seat in shock.

Okay, I don't think we want to know what he said, we can only guess that it wasn't very nice. Now Krycek and Amy. How did the two of you meet?

Well he came into the club one night and he said he was in love with me. Amy explained.

What sort of club was this? Nicola asked her.

A strip club, Amy stated.

Oooookay, I don't think we want to hear anymore. Nicola turned to the camera. Its time for another commercial break, join us afterwards with more suprise guests and more secrets learnt. And remember if any of you have requests for topics don't hesitate to call. Thank you all and we'll see you after the break.