***************
Part 7 - Heroes
***************

Hello welcome back, I would like to apologise that the commercial break was so long, but I came down with a very bad illness ... Writers block. But I'm better now and here to continue the show! I would like to say a special thank you to Rach, no your phone calls/reviews are not getting on our nerves, you have been wonderful with your suggestions and its greatly appreciated. Lets give Rach around of applause! The entire audience erupted into cheers, so did the crew, the only people who didn't are the guests on the stage. After all this is the person who had asked for lot of the topics and in doing so had embarrassed the hell out of them. So it was really understandable. Anyway, Rach has once again requested a topic and this is a suprise for the guests, we will not tell you what the topic is until the suprise guests have come out. Suprise guest number one come out on out.

Everyone turned their attention to the side of the stage where the guest should be coming from. A man, who looked very much like Superman walked out.

Oh ... my ... god! Dana muttered to herself. Superman came and sat down close next to her.

Suprise guest number two come out! Nicola yelled.

Another man who looked exactly like Batman came out from backstage.

Holy crap. Monica exclaimed as her teenage hero came out. He walked up to her and took her hand, he lifted her so she stood opposite him. He kissed her on the cheek, she passed out but he caught her in his strong arms. He sat her down in her seat and he took the one next to her.

Suprise guest number three! Nicola yelled.

The Hulk walked out from backstage.

Oh no. Krycek said under his breathe.

The Hulk came up to him and went forward to give Krycek a big hug.

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! Krycek yelled as he backed away.

I thought you liked The Hulk, he was your childhood hero? Nicola asked.

No! He was my childhood nightmare!!!

As The Hulk came closer to him, Krycek screamed at the top of his lungs and ran off the stage. The Hulk ran off following him.

Okay. Suprise guest number four! Nicola yelled.

Spider man made his way onto the stage and towards his seat.

Oh cool! John exclaimed.

Spider man came and sat down next to John. John leaned over closer to him, to say something.

I'm a big fan Mr Spider man sir. John told him. He was obviously start struck.

Suprise guest number five! Nicola yelled

Scott from X-Men came out from back.

Oh crap. Skinner muttered.

Scott came and sat down next to him. He didn't look like he was happy to be here.

Suprise guest number six! Nicola screamed.

Everyone turned to see who the next guest was, but no one came out. Follmer looked around confused. Had someone just taped him on the shoulder? He ignored it when he felt someone slap him over the head.

Hey! Who is that? He yelled.

Its The Invisible man, your teenage hero. The voice came from next to him. Obviously the invisible man had sat down in his seat. Brad and the invisible man sat in silence for a few seconds. Brad felt someone tap him on his shoulder and he looked round but saw no one.

Made you look! The invisible man said from the other side of him.

And finally guest number seven! Nicola yelled for the final time.

Guest number seven came out from back stage.

OH MY GOD! It's ... It's ... Mulder couldn't complete his sentence he was so happy and excited at who his suprise guest was.

It's Barney the Goddamn purple dinosaur?! Nicola finished for him, not quite believing it.

Barney went up to Mulder.

Well hello there little feller, and what might your name be? The dinosaur asked.

It's Mulder. Mr Barney Sir can I please have your autograph? Mulder asked with a child like gleam in his eyes.

Yes I would be delighted. Barney signed Mulder's forehead. There you go young man.

Oh my God! I have Barney's autograph! Mulder yelled out. Mulder passed out from all the excitement. No one moved to help him, everyone just stared at him as though he was completely insane. Barney sat down in the empty chair next to Mulder.

Well, now that everyone is here ... except Krycek who ran off screaming like a baby, let's get started with the question's and answers for our super hero guests. Nicola said.

Everyone suddenly became very uncomfortable.

Question one. Why are you all so insistent on wearing tights?

Super man: Because I have dam nice legs and want to show them off!

Spider man: So they don't get caught on anything as I swing from building to building.

Batman: Because I look hot in tights.

Scott: I don't wear tights. I have a fashion sense.

Barney: I cant wear tights. I'm a dinosaur.

Invisible man: I don't wear tights. I don't wear clothes all together.

Ok I think we could have lived without knowing that little detail. Nicola turned her attention to her set of questions. Question two. Why do you need a cape?

Superman: To help me fly through the sky at superman speed.

Spider man: Don't wear one.

Batman: Because it looks just so cool!

Scott: Like I said. I have a fashion sense.

Barney: I cant wear capes,. I'm a dinosaur.

Invisible man: No clothes.

Okay. Question three. What if your cape tears while in the air?

Superman: Do the words flat as a pancake' mean anything to you?

Spider man: I don't wear a cape. Could get caught in my web.

Batman: I don't fly. I ride in a really cool bat car!

Scott: Fashion sense.

Barney: I don't wear capes. I'm a dinosaur.

Invisible man: No clothes!

Question four. Do you impress your girlfriends with your superpowers?

Superman: No one knows my true identity.

Spider man: Same answer as Superman.

Batman: Same answer.

Scott: No

Barney: I don't have superpowers. I'm a dinosaur

Invisible man: No one can see me, so I have no one to impress. So I just look in on women as they're in the shower.

Okay. Fifth and final question for the heroes. Do you look through women's clothes with your x-ray vision if you have it? Everyone stared at Nicola. No one answered. No one wanted to tell the truth. I will be taking everyone's silence as a yes. She turned her attention to the agents. Now I want each one of you to tell us why these super heroes are your heroes.

Superman is just so cute!

Batman is the sexiest man alive! Monica thought for a second. Next to John of course.

Spider man is just the coolest!

Scott has the coolest power and wears the coolest glasses.

Barney is just so much fun, he's always happy and smiling and always wants to play! Mulder said a little to enthusiastically.

Mulder. Exactly how old are you? Nicola asked.



No reason. Just that you act as though you have the mental age of a four year old. Nicola turned to the camera. Well that's it for this part of the show. Stay tuned for more after the commercial break. And remember keep the phone calls coming in. Remember the more suggestions the longer the show will last.