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Part 8 - Childhood Fear
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And we're back with the next part of the show, in our last part we saw everyone's childhood heroes and a purple dinosaur as well. In this part we shall be discussing childhood fears and some more embarrassing moments. Everyone on the stage groaned. Okay first topic will be fears, would anyone like to go first? No one was in any kind of hurry to raise their hands in the air. Okay well lets start with ... Dana, what was your childhood fear?

I never had a childhood fear! Dana stated firmly.

Well then you wont mind the surprise guest we have for you. SUPRISE GUEST COME ON OUT!

Everyone turned their heads to the side and saw whom the surprise guest was. Dana instantly went pale and her eyes and mouth were open in shock. The clown made its way towards her, blowing up balloons and beeping a little horn. The clown went right up to Dana. She was gripping the armrest to the chair so hard that her knuckles turned white and she looked at the clown in fear.

Hello Dana! Dana began to scream and she ran off of the stage. He chased after her, yelling out I only want to make you a balloon animal! Mulder wanted to go chasing after her to save her from the clown but mainly because he wanted a balloon animal, but there was now a security guard behind all of them, so no one could run. He was on the verge of tears from not being able to follow and get a cool balloon animal from the clown.

Well lets move on to ... Skinner, what's your childhood fear? He hesitated. Well we have a couple of surprise guests for you.

All of a sudden the audience gasped as they saw three ghosts appear behind Skinner. He saw the looks on all of their faces. He slowly turned around, saw who the ghosts were and stood up. As the short one came up to him to give Skinner a hug, Skinner pulled his fist back and punched him in the nose. The ghost fell to the floor.

Hey Skinman if I were alive that would have really hurt. Why'd you do that for anyway?

Because Frohike, I knew you were going to call me Skinman.

Missed you to AD Skinner. Langly and Byers shook Skinners hand in greeting. The Lone Gunman sat down around Skinner. Nicola was disappointed that Skinner hadn't been afraid of them. So she moved on to the next guest.

Brad, what's your childhood fear? He hesitated as well. Well we have a special guest, a person who works with reptiles and spiders.

Oh no, Brad muttered as his eyes widened in shock and horror.

A man came out from backstage carrying a VERY LARGE snake around his shoulder, he made his way over to Brad. Brad stood up and backed away.

Keep that monster away from me! He yelled.

Its time you faced your fear! Go on hold it! Nicola encouraged.

NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! Brad continued backing away, eventually ran off the stage in fear and locking himself in a cupboard.

Moving along, Doggett what is your childhood fear?

Its ... Well ... I ... Um.

We actually can't have a surprise guest with your childhood fear I'm afraid. Nicola looked disappointed and John produced a huge sigh of relief.

Suddenly ALL the lights went out! A girlie scream was heard from the stage, a few seconds later the lights came back on and revealed John hiding behind Monica's seat.

What's the matter Dog-man afraid of the dark? Frohike teased, Skinner shut him up with another punch. John blushed extremely red and returned to his own seat.

Okay, Krycek what was your childhood fear?

I never had a childhood fear, I wasn't a wimp like everyone else! A security guard came up to him and roughly pulled him out of his seat. Hey what the hell are you doing? Krycek screamed in anger and confusion.

The security guard said nothing as he continued to drag a struggling Krycek, another guard opened the cupboard door and the guard holding Krycek threw him in and locked the door. Screams could be heard. Krycek screaming for someone to let him out. No one moved to let him out.

Monica, what was your childhood fear? Nicola asked.

What ever it is you have planned please don't. She begged for mercy.

Well that will just disappoint our surprise guest.

Monica and everyone turned their attention to the side of the stage. The door opened and everyone looked confused when they didn't see anyone come in, then they lowered their vision and saw a walking talking doll come out from backstage.

Monica whispered her eyes widening in fear and horror.

The doll walked up to Monica and the child gave a creepy nightmare sort of laugh, that made Monica very afraid.

Want to play? The doll asked innocently. Monica screamed, pulled out her gun and shot it down with all the bullets that were in her gun. The doll fell to the floor, not moving. Monica sighed with relief.

Okay Mulder what was your childhood fear? Nicola asked.

I was a brave little boy when I was young! Mulder stated happily.

Sure you were, surprise guest come on out!

One of the backstage workers came out with a shopping cart full of shopping bags. Nicola and everyone else looked at him confusedly. He walked up to Mulder.

These are for you. He stated and put the cart in front of Mulder and then went off stage. Mulder opened one of the bags and started screaming in fear. No one has ever seen him this scared before. No one has ever heard him scream so loudly before either. Nicola didn't know what his fear was. She walked up to the shopping cart and pulled out the items that all the bags were filled with, she burst out laughing.

Soup? You're scared of a tin of soup?

KEEP IT AWAY! It attacked me when I was only a little boy!

Mulder hid behind his chair, the man from behind the stage came back and took the shopping cart away, Mulder relaxed and sat back down in his seat. Nicola turned to the camera.

Join us after the commercial break where we shall be discussing obsessions. She looked at the tin of soup which was still in her hand. Hey Mulder. She turned to face him, holding the soup behind her back so it was out of his view.



She yelled as she waved the can of soup in his face he screamed and ran off the stage, Nicola chasing after him, giggling like a maniac!