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Part 11 - Evil Pets
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Welcome back to the show everyone. The audience applauded. Unfortunately the show is nearing its ends. The audience groaned, the guests smiled. But we still have a couple more topics to discuss before we finish. The audience cheered, the guests groaned. This is a topic request from MoonGoddess25. She request that we discuss your childhood pets.
You mean, we're going to discuss something normal that wont embarrass us? John asked.
Now where would the fun be if we did a normal topic? Nicola sarcastically asked. No this is no ordinary discussion, we have a special suprise for all of you. We have your childhood pets here with us at the studio...
But they died years and years ago. Brad interrupted her.
Not anymore! First Mr Mulder you had a Dog isn't that right?
He answered nervously.
What's was his name?
Um ... I called him Spooky.
Aw that's a very cute name, and is somehow just not surprising. Nicola turned her head to the side of the stage, everyone nervously followed her actions. A wooden crate was carefully bought onto the stage. Barking could be heard from inside. Nicola turned back to Mulder. Well there's your childhood dog and for reason which will not be said ... just yet. We have had the place the dog in that crate.
What's the matter with him?
A lot more than what we have time for. She turned her attention to Brian. Please would you bring out the other crates? He nodded his head and signalled for the other crates to be bought onto the stage. A crate was placed in front of all the guests, they were all different sizes but all had the words DANGER!' written on the side. Open John Doggett's crate please! Nicola called. Someone wearing full body armour went and opened the crate lid, he quickly ran back off of the stage. John stood up nervously from his seat and looked inside the small crate.
John whispered. The little hamster smiled sweetly at him and then showed it's teeth and its eyes glow red. John stepped behind his seat. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SPEEDY??? He yelled. Luckily for him the little hamster was to small to jump out of the crate and attack him.
Please open the other crates! Nicola yelled. Other men came out in full body armour and opened the crates, they all ran back off stage as soon as they were finished.
Brad looked inside the crate at his childhood pet, Fluffy the cat.
Scully looked inside the crate at his childhood pet. Rollo the ferret.
Monica looked inside the crate at her childhood pet. Leo the fluffy rabbit.
Skinner looked inside the crate at his childhood pet. Rosie the very large snake.
All of them, in synchrony, smiled sweetly at their former owners before showing their very large, sharp teeth and glowing red eyes. All of the guests jumped back.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEM??? Brad yelled from behind his chair.
Well the only way we could bring them on the show was to bring them back to life so we did a Steven King and took them to pet cemetery and there you go old pets with an evil twist.
Are you insane?!? Dana yelled out from where she was standing on her chair.
According to my last psyche evaluation ... Yes.
I hope you're just quoting the movie Con Air! Monica yelled as she kept away from her evil rabbit.
You wish! Looking at how scared they all where of her and the evil animals in front of them, Nicola decided, for once, to be nice. Can the full body armour guys come and take the pets away? Nicola ordered and within minutes the evil dead pets where back in the crates and off the stage to who knows where. The guests, the audience, the crew, everyone couldn't believe what Nicola has done. Something nice. What? I hate that movie Pet Cemetery, it freaked me out, I was only five when I watched it. Anyway, after the break we will be discussing all the different kinds of mutants from the last nine years. Stay tuned for more and remember more topic requests the longer the show shall last, I only have a few more up my sleeve and so I need suggestions!
