'You got rid of Flagg?' Hawkeye asked.
'I told you I would if you didn't,' Izzy replied.
'We would have helped,' BJ said.
'I got the enlisted men to help. It went perfectly,' Izzy grinned. She explained to the two surgeons what she'd done, while they just sat there, gawking at her.
'You mailed him away?' Hawkeye asked.
'Yep, just stuck him in a crate with a few cans of food from World War one, and put a stamp on,' Izzy said.
'Where is he heading?' BJ asked, grinning at the craziness of it all.
'Well, there were a few choices. North Korea, or Russia,' Izzy said.
'Where is he going to end up?' Hawkeye prodded.
'I sent him back to the states. He's going by ship, so it'll take him a while,' Izzy replied.
'You're crazy,' BJ said.
'I try,' Izzy smiled, shrugging. 'It was scary though. I think he slipped a sleeping drug in my drink. One of the enlisted men drank it and was out cold in a second.' Hawkeye paled when he heard that.
'Never try and get rid of someone again without us,' he said. Izzy nodded. Then Hawkeye smiled again. 'Where did you get the idea for it?' he asked.
'A movie,' Izzy replied. 'You probably haven't heard of it.'
'I'm sick of you saying that!' BJ yelled, but he was grinning at the same time. 'Every time you mention something, you tell us we probably haven't heard of it. Try us for once, ok?'
'Uh,' Izzy was stuck. She wasn't going to tell them she was from the year 2003, and the movie she'd got the idea from was called "Mouse Hunt", filled with actors that hadn't even born yet. 'You see, I can't remember where I got all those ideas. It has something to do with me not being able to remember how I got to Korea. . .' Izzy looked up at Hawkeye and BJ. They weren't really buying it. Considering how many lies she'd had to come up with, she should have been pretty good at coming up with instant lies. There was a knock on the Swamp's door, making Hawkeye and BJ take their gaze off of the relieved Izzy.
'Got some canvas for a tent for Private Izzy,' Radar said through the mesh.
'Now I need someone to put it up for me!' Izzy said brightly. There were half annoyed glances at Izzy, but the two men got up without grumbling.
'Alright then, hurry up,' Hawkeye said to Izzy over his shoulder.
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Note: I'm still on the look out for ideas, so please tell me in your reviews what you want to happen to Izzy!
'I told you I would if you didn't,' Izzy replied.
'We would have helped,' BJ said.
'I got the enlisted men to help. It went perfectly,' Izzy grinned. She explained to the two surgeons what she'd done, while they just sat there, gawking at her.
'You mailed him away?' Hawkeye asked.
'Yep, just stuck him in a crate with a few cans of food from World War one, and put a stamp on,' Izzy said.
'Where is he heading?' BJ asked, grinning at the craziness of it all.
'Well, there were a few choices. North Korea, or Russia,' Izzy said.
'Where is he going to end up?' Hawkeye prodded.
'I sent him back to the states. He's going by ship, so it'll take him a while,' Izzy replied.
'You're crazy,' BJ said.
'I try,' Izzy smiled, shrugging. 'It was scary though. I think he slipped a sleeping drug in my drink. One of the enlisted men drank it and was out cold in a second.' Hawkeye paled when he heard that.
'Never try and get rid of someone again without us,' he said. Izzy nodded. Then Hawkeye smiled again. 'Where did you get the idea for it?' he asked.
'A movie,' Izzy replied. 'You probably haven't heard of it.'
'I'm sick of you saying that!' BJ yelled, but he was grinning at the same time. 'Every time you mention something, you tell us we probably haven't heard of it. Try us for once, ok?'
'Uh,' Izzy was stuck. She wasn't going to tell them she was from the year 2003, and the movie she'd got the idea from was called "Mouse Hunt", filled with actors that hadn't even born yet. 'You see, I can't remember where I got all those ideas. It has something to do with me not being able to remember how I got to Korea. . .' Izzy looked up at Hawkeye and BJ. They weren't really buying it. Considering how many lies she'd had to come up with, she should have been pretty good at coming up with instant lies. There was a knock on the Swamp's door, making Hawkeye and BJ take their gaze off of the relieved Izzy.
'Got some canvas for a tent for Private Izzy,' Radar said through the mesh.
'Now I need someone to put it up for me!' Izzy said brightly. There were half annoyed glances at Izzy, but the two men got up without grumbling.
'Alright then, hurry up,' Hawkeye said to Izzy over his shoulder.
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Note: I'm still on the look out for ideas, so please tell me in your reviews what you want to happen to Izzy!