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Part 14 - Fight! Fight! Fight!
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"Welcome back to the show. In case you've just joined us let me introduce the guests. We have Fox Mulder!" The crowd cheered. "Dana Scully!" The men in the crowd whistled. "The sexy John Doggett." The women whistled and screamed. "Monica Re..." And then Nicola remembered what had happened at the end in the last part of the show. "Oh crap." She stomped over to the bathroom door and started pounding it with her fist. "Monica! Brad! Get your butts out of there this instant!" There was no sound coming from inside the bathroom. Nicola continued to pound and shout. "If you don't come out of there this instant I will get the hose and I will use it!" The lock to the door was heard unlocking, a moment later the door opened and Monica followed by Brad came out of the men's room. Monica's hair was all ruffled and her clothes where wrinkled. Brad's hair was out of style, a complete mess, lipstick all over his face. He had, at some point while in the men's room, lost his suit jacket and tie and now his shirt buttons were half undone, showing lipstick kisses over his chest. "Get back in your seats!" Nicola ordered and they instantly obeyed. Monica sat down next to John, she couldn't look him in the eye. Everyone could see John trying to control his anger. "John is there something you want to share with the rest of us?"

"Yes there is." He stood up from his seat and walked over to stand in front of Brad. He didn't waste any time in punching Brad right in the face, making his chair topple over backwards resulting in Brad falling to the floor. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" John yelled at him. John turned to Monica. "How could you Mon? With that slime bag?"

"Well, I was just ... He ... We just didn't think. And he was touching me and I couldn't help but touch him back and we ended up on the bathroom sink..." She was interrupted by Nicola.

"Monica stop right there! We do not want that kind of visual thank you very much." Monica mouthed a 'sorry'. Nicola turned to John and Brad. Brad had recovered from the punch and was now in a staring contest with John. "If you two must fight out this manly display of testosterone levels, I suggest you do it the professional and gentlemen way."

"Arm wrestling?" Brad asked.

"Poker?" John asked.

"Nope." Just as Nicola said this a curtain was lifted from behind the chairs to reveal a wrestling ring. Everyone's jaw dropped to the floor. "The only fun way to do it. Professional wrestling."

"But we're not professional. We're not even beginners!" John told her.

"I don't care. Let's ask the audience." Nicola turned to face the audience. "Would you like to see Special Agent John Doggett and Assistant Director Brad Follmer in wrestling clothes, fighting each other in a hot and sweaty battle?" The audience erupted in the biggest cheer so far, some of the women had even passed out just from the thought of that kind of fight. "It's a unanimous vote. If you two would proceed backstage you will find your wrestling outfits waiting and ready. John and Brad went off stage to change into their outfits. Nicola turned to Mulder. "And you have a special job in this event." Mulder swallowed hard. "You will be the referee of this once in a lifetime fight. Now if you proceed backstage as well you will find a nice referee outfit waiting for you." Mulder actually manage to smile for the first time on this show. That didn't seem like a bad job, just standing there while the other two kicked the crap out of each other. Mulder stood up and went backstage to get changed. Nicola turned to Monica and Dana. "And you two will simply watch as the men fight, I have popcorn, some beer and plenty of sweets, that's the English for candy before you ask, to go around." Monica and Dana also for the first time since coming on the show actually smiled a real, non forced, smile. For once they had the better end of the deal.

The three women took their seats next to the ring. Mulder came out from backstage, stepped under the black ropes and to the centre of the ring. He was wearing plain black trousers and a black and white stripe top.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen for this once in a lifetime event. In the left corner weighing at approximately 130 pounds, the man who can't take the hint that it's over between him and Miss Monica Reyes. Brad 'Blondie' Follmer!" Half of the crowd screamed as he came out wearing a pair of dark blue shorts and some big ass boots. "And his opponent in the right corner, weighing at approximately 128 pounds, the man who doesn't believe in anything paranormal and who loves Miss Monica Reyes. John 'Dog-Man' Doggett!" The other half of the crowd screamed and whistled as John came in in a pair of long black, extremely tight, trousers, which showed his butt to perfection and also wearing a pair of kick ass boots. Just as John blew a kiss to Monica a noise sounded from above. Everyone looked up to see a cage coming down from the ceiling

"What the hell is that thing?" Dana asked.

"Did I forget to mention it? This is no ordinary wrestling match, this is my personal favourite type of match. This is Hell In The Cell!" Nicola announced. "In other words, no rules."

John and Brad started to circle each other, each of them getting in a few punches. Brad went to take a swing at John but John managed to catch his arm and smashed his head against the cage wall.

"Why can't you just take the hint that Monica and you are over Mr Assistant Director?" John again smashed his head against the cage wall, cutting him. Brad whipped around and forced John to the floor and put him into the ankle lock.

"Because Mr Doggett, what we did just now in that men's room told me she still wants me." John kicked Brad with his free leg, and continued to kick the Assistant Director.

"Well she admitted she loves me and I love her more than anything, so back off!" John yelled as Brad swiped his legs round causing John to fall to the floor.

"If you're so in love with her, explain your feelings towards Agent Scully." Brad was about to punch John again when a hand stopped him. Everyone looked up and saw Mulder with an angry look on his face.

"John doesn't have feelings towards Dana, she's with me," he stated firmly.

"They were alone in that office for nearly a year, didn't you even wonder what happened down in that office?" Brad asked him with a smug look on his face. Mulder let go of Brad's arm and turned to John who was now standing up. Mulder instantly punched him.

"Ow! Mulder! What the hell was that for?" John yelled out as he held his bleeding nose.

"You slept with Dana you bastard!" Mulder went for John again, but John moved out of his reach.

"Can't you see what Follmer is doing? He's turning the two of us against each other so we won't kick his ass," John explained. Mulder and him instantly turned to Brad who was busy trying to get the door to open. He felt a tap on his shoulder and when he turned around a fist instantly connected with his face.

Meanwhile, Nicola, Dana and Monica were watching with wide eyes. Nicola was eating some sweets while Dana and Monica shared a bowl of popcorn.

"This is so much better than watching it all at home on television," Nicola commented. The other two nodded their heads in agreement.

"Nicola," Brian whispered. "Nicola you need to end this part of the show," he told her.

"Yeah sure, just give me a..." She paused as she watched the action in the ring. Mulder had just grabbed Brad by the part of a man which should never be grabbed the way it had just been by Mulder. "That has got to hurt!"

Seeing that Nicola was preoccupied with the very hot and sexy men fighting in front of her, Brian turned to the camera. "Join us after the break, it looks as though the next part will be the last, we only have one more topic left for the show and so it will be coming to an end soon. That is unless you call in with some topic requests! Join us after the break for more." He paused as the red 'On Air' sign switched off. Brian turned to look at the action in the ring. He quickly pulled up a chair and sat down next next to Nicola who handed him a drink.

"I was wondering what was taking you so long to join in on the action."

"It was killing me, I had to do my job." Brian took a sip of his drink as he watch the fight in front of him. "Man John has a really nice chest, look at the biceps on those arms! What I wouldn't give to have them wrapped around me!"

"I couldn't agree with you more." Nicola raised her drink and Brian instantly toasted to with her to the fight in front of them.