she wrestled them away from several other girls (as well as one gay man who
called her 'honey' and gave her a good long scratch on her forearm, but she
beat him)), all but a few gold necklaces still lay on his bare chest. A
thin line of hair trailed from his belly button to his unmentionable pants
region, and he reached down to undo the ties. Jane fainted. More likely,
the gay man got angry again and hit her over the head with a shoe so that
he could steal some of the booty she got off of Jack Sparrow's (hot sexy)
body when she blacked out. Either way, she became unconscious.
When Jane woke up, the glitter often accompanying a bout of unconsciousness swimming before her eyes, Jack Sparrow was kneeling over her. Holding her up by the waist with one hand, and shooing his fans away with the other, Jack asked immediately; "Are you okay, love?" Suddenly, Jane is overwhelmed by the sight of the roguish pirate, and she leaned forward to kiss him, right in the middle of the strip club. As the two made their way over to a private, shaded booth, Jane spotted the gay who hit her over the head with a shoe. He glared at her jealously, and Jane snatched the necklace out of his hand as she passed. If she hadn't been so preoccupied with Jack Sparrow sucking her face, she would have turned around to watch the gay throw the contents of his drink after her. His shot fell short, and Jane was not interrupted. They finally collapsed into the booth, drew the curtains partially around themselves, and began kissing passionately. Unfortunately, they hadn't closed the curtains entirely, and Jane's friends interrupt what was obviously a very personal event. They interrupt and make the lovers join them at a table for food. Them and their stupid eating. Always wanting to survive. What a load of- "Hey Jane, just curious, but do you even know this guy's na-," Lisa began. In the middle of a conversation that promised to be very irritating for Jane, Will and Kelli stepped out of a nearby door. Will's clothes were partly askew, and Kelli's hair was disheveled. There was a rip down the right thigh of her tights. They both laughed and smiled, but Kelli's face paled when she noticed the familiar (surprised) faces. "Uh... hi guys." Only Jane ignored her as she ran her hand up and down the length of Jack's thigh underneath their table. Also, Sara might have been talking to a bartender, but nobody bothered to look at her during that period. Jack was too composed to make a scene. He smirked at Will and stilled Jane's hand when Will smiled at him wryly; jealous because he always gets the skankier girls. "I'm going to the bar. Have a drink?" Jane asked. Jack nodded, and said his order very softly, forcing Jane to lean in to hear when he repeated it. "Yes, I'll have a Caribbean martini and a blow job, if you please." Jane laughed. "I figure you can get one of the two from Will while I'm gone." She said, nodding at the younger man suggestively. "Quite right, m'lady." Jack said, leering. "Will! Go get me a martini." Will nodded and stood up, leaving Kelli at the table, and Jack grinned at Jane. "Well, I guess that leaves only one thing left to be accounted for, eh, lovely?" "You know that's not what I meant," Jane replied. "Yes, well, my tastes run more to the fairer sex when I can help it." "Hm... I don't see anyone like that around." Jack looked her up and down seductively. He stood up and took her hand in his. "Come with me." Jane did. Kelli leaned over the table dramatically when she told her friends about how she and Will Turner commenced intimate relations in the back room, and they were all jealous (though they were masking it quite well). "I can't believe you would just have sex with him!" Lisa whispered loudly. "You don't even know him! He could have an STD!" "Oh shut up, he didn't have an STD." She said, then lowered her voice. "I would have been able to tell. He was totally awesome-," Annie's eyes widened and she laughed maniacally. "Yes! Kelli! Finally following in my footsteps! Or... like, sex-steps, wait- no, I don't know." Kelli rocked back on her heels and laughed. Kailey just shook her head. "I can't believe I hang out with you whores." Will returned suddenly with Jack's drink; a Caribbean martini, complete with a tiny pink parasol. Will smiled sheepishly. "Jack likes them..." He looked around to find that Jack had disappeared. He sits down next to Kelli. "Where did Jack go to?" The other girls' eyes widened as they looked around. "I don't know." Kailey said. "But Jane's gone too." Then she rolled her eyes. "Because she would have been giggling about the 'whores' thing. God, she loves that word." Will, who didn't understand the reference to Jane's 'whore' affinity (he also wouldn't know that she was approached by gay men 250% more than by straight men, but that's another story), looked down at the martini. "Well, this is much too strong for my tastes. Would any of you care for it?" Annie snatched it out of his hand and sipped. "Not bad..." she said like the true Italian connoisseur that she was. She hailed a waiter and ordered a Chianti. Lisa shook her head. Kailey laughed. Sara and Melanie were totally at a loss. They didn't know why they were there or what was going on. It was very sad, how they were totally left out of the story until mentioned in passing during this short paragraph, where they do nothing. Very sad indeed. Will leaned over and ran his fingers through a few strands of Kelli's hair. "I love your hair," he said softly. "it's the most beautiful color." Kelli raised her chin at her friends, smirking. "Hear that? It's beautiful." Will laughed and kissed her neck quickly, then stood up. "Be right back, have to go notify the next dancers that their shift is coming up. I won't be long, eh?" "Okay," Kelli replied sweetly. "be back soon." "I will." The waiter returned with the Chianti and Annie took it, but the waiter appeared to be waiting for payment of some kind. Annie looked at the waiter, at the drink, and then leaned backward across her chair, tapping the shoulder of a man sitting behind her. He turned around, and she shook the bottle at him; "Think you could pick this up for me?" The man looked from Annie to the waiter, then nodded vigorously as he took a few bills out of his pocket. When the waiter had left, Annie smiled at him and turned back around, pouring some drinks while the man watched in confusion. There is a lull. "Aww..." Melanie said sweetly, reminding us all that she was there. "He called you 'love'!" "What?" Lisa asked. "Who?" "Will called Kelli 'love'." She said, still smiling. "Like ten minutes ago." Kailey replied. "But don't worry Mel, I love you." Suddenly two of the guys that introduced the club came over to the table. "Hey," Dan said shyly, holding out a drink to Melanie. "I was wondering if you'd care to sit with me over at the bar there, and talk... until my shift is over?" Melanie shrugged, smiled like the cute little kitten that she was, and stood up. "Sure!" Then Ricky turned to Sara. "Would you like to join us? My shift should be over in about twenty minutes, then I could take you out to dinner...?" Sara nodded. "Of course." The four of them left. Kelli, Kailey, Annie, and Lisa were still at the table when Jane stumbled back, breathing heavily, and collapsed into a chair. "Holy shit!" Jane gasped, grinning broadly. "Jesus Christ!" Kailey yelled. Jane had managed to knock over a few drinks and the liquid was spilling everywhere. "What is your problem?!"
When Jane woke up, the glitter often accompanying a bout of unconsciousness swimming before her eyes, Jack Sparrow was kneeling over her. Holding her up by the waist with one hand, and shooing his fans away with the other, Jack asked immediately; "Are you okay, love?" Suddenly, Jane is overwhelmed by the sight of the roguish pirate, and she leaned forward to kiss him, right in the middle of the strip club. As the two made their way over to a private, shaded booth, Jane spotted the gay who hit her over the head with a shoe. He glared at her jealously, and Jane snatched the necklace out of his hand as she passed. If she hadn't been so preoccupied with Jack Sparrow sucking her face, she would have turned around to watch the gay throw the contents of his drink after her. His shot fell short, and Jane was not interrupted. They finally collapsed into the booth, drew the curtains partially around themselves, and began kissing passionately. Unfortunately, they hadn't closed the curtains entirely, and Jane's friends interrupt what was obviously a very personal event. They interrupt and make the lovers join them at a table for food. Them and their stupid eating. Always wanting to survive. What a load of- "Hey Jane, just curious, but do you even know this guy's na-," Lisa began. In the middle of a conversation that promised to be very irritating for Jane, Will and Kelli stepped out of a nearby door. Will's clothes were partly askew, and Kelli's hair was disheveled. There was a rip down the right thigh of her tights. They both laughed and smiled, but Kelli's face paled when she noticed the familiar (surprised) faces. "Uh... hi guys." Only Jane ignored her as she ran her hand up and down the length of Jack's thigh underneath their table. Also, Sara might have been talking to a bartender, but nobody bothered to look at her during that period. Jack was too composed to make a scene. He smirked at Will and stilled Jane's hand when Will smiled at him wryly; jealous because he always gets the skankier girls. "I'm going to the bar. Have a drink?" Jane asked. Jack nodded, and said his order very softly, forcing Jane to lean in to hear when he repeated it. "Yes, I'll have a Caribbean martini and a blow job, if you please." Jane laughed. "I figure you can get one of the two from Will while I'm gone." She said, nodding at the younger man suggestively. "Quite right, m'lady." Jack said, leering. "Will! Go get me a martini." Will nodded and stood up, leaving Kelli at the table, and Jack grinned at Jane. "Well, I guess that leaves only one thing left to be accounted for, eh, lovely?" "You know that's not what I meant," Jane replied. "Yes, well, my tastes run more to the fairer sex when I can help it." "Hm... I don't see anyone like that around." Jack looked her up and down seductively. He stood up and took her hand in his. "Come with me." Jane did. Kelli leaned over the table dramatically when she told her friends about how she and Will Turner commenced intimate relations in the back room, and they were all jealous (though they were masking it quite well). "I can't believe you would just have sex with him!" Lisa whispered loudly. "You don't even know him! He could have an STD!" "Oh shut up, he didn't have an STD." She said, then lowered her voice. "I would have been able to tell. He was totally awesome-," Annie's eyes widened and she laughed maniacally. "Yes! Kelli! Finally following in my footsteps! Or... like, sex-steps, wait- no, I don't know." Kelli rocked back on her heels and laughed. Kailey just shook her head. "I can't believe I hang out with you whores." Will returned suddenly with Jack's drink; a Caribbean martini, complete with a tiny pink parasol. Will smiled sheepishly. "Jack likes them..." He looked around to find that Jack had disappeared. He sits down next to Kelli. "Where did Jack go to?" The other girls' eyes widened as they looked around. "I don't know." Kailey said. "But Jane's gone too." Then she rolled her eyes. "Because she would have been giggling about the 'whores' thing. God, she loves that word." Will, who didn't understand the reference to Jane's 'whore' affinity (he also wouldn't know that she was approached by gay men 250% more than by straight men, but that's another story), looked down at the martini. "Well, this is much too strong for my tastes. Would any of you care for it?" Annie snatched it out of his hand and sipped. "Not bad..." she said like the true Italian connoisseur that she was. She hailed a waiter and ordered a Chianti. Lisa shook her head. Kailey laughed. Sara and Melanie were totally at a loss. They didn't know why they were there or what was going on. It was very sad, how they were totally left out of the story until mentioned in passing during this short paragraph, where they do nothing. Very sad indeed. Will leaned over and ran his fingers through a few strands of Kelli's hair. "I love your hair," he said softly. "it's the most beautiful color." Kelli raised her chin at her friends, smirking. "Hear that? It's beautiful." Will laughed and kissed her neck quickly, then stood up. "Be right back, have to go notify the next dancers that their shift is coming up. I won't be long, eh?" "Okay," Kelli replied sweetly. "be back soon." "I will." The waiter returned with the Chianti and Annie took it, but the waiter appeared to be waiting for payment of some kind. Annie looked at the waiter, at the drink, and then leaned backward across her chair, tapping the shoulder of a man sitting behind her. He turned around, and she shook the bottle at him; "Think you could pick this up for me?" The man looked from Annie to the waiter, then nodded vigorously as he took a few bills out of his pocket. When the waiter had left, Annie smiled at him and turned back around, pouring some drinks while the man watched in confusion. There is a lull. "Aww..." Melanie said sweetly, reminding us all that she was there. "He called you 'love'!" "What?" Lisa asked. "Who?" "Will called Kelli 'love'." She said, still smiling. "Like ten minutes ago." Kailey replied. "But don't worry Mel, I love you." Suddenly two of the guys that introduced the club came over to the table. "Hey," Dan said shyly, holding out a drink to Melanie. "I was wondering if you'd care to sit with me over at the bar there, and talk... until my shift is over?" Melanie shrugged, smiled like the cute little kitten that she was, and stood up. "Sure!" Then Ricky turned to Sara. "Would you like to join us? My shift should be over in about twenty minutes, then I could take you out to dinner...?" Sara nodded. "Of course." The four of them left. Kelli, Kailey, Annie, and Lisa were still at the table when Jane stumbled back, breathing heavily, and collapsed into a chair. "Holy shit!" Jane gasped, grinning broadly. "Jesus Christ!" Kailey yelled. Jane had managed to knock over a few drinks and the liquid was spilling everywhere. "What is your problem?!"