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twisted mind" if you would like to see the "Disclaimer".
Summary: Lily Evans's life is a piece of shit. James is a prankster. He is popular, and a nice guy. Lily isn't what she seems. James finds that out one night when she's "not herself". What happens next?
A/n: Night: Thanks, my life isn't as bad as Lily's was.
paws10081: Thanks. I've been saying that crazy people rule all my life!
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"Your not bad at that." Said Lily and she hopped off the bar.
"At what?" asked James.
"Dancing." Answered Lily.
"Thanks." Said James.
"Although you suck at singing." Said Lily, laughing.
"I do not." Protested James, trying to look hurt, but failing and laughing.
"Yes, you do." Said Lily, trying to look seriously, but also failing.
"Then why did everyone like it?" asked James, looking determined.
"James, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but every one is drunk." Lily said the last part, slowly. "There was also dirty dancing. If we had been doing that to 'Happy Birthday' they wouldn't have noticed the difference." She added, with a laugh.
"Good point, but there is one thing that you didn't count." Said James, with a mischief look in his eye that only a Murderer (the group at Hogwarts, not a real murderer) could have.
"Oh, yeah, what's that?" asked Lily, with curiosity.
"I still have your bra." Said James, pulling out a lime green, strapless bra.
James didn't know that what came out of Lily's mouth even existed. Apparently he was wrong. It was somewhere between a squeal and a scream.
"James, give it back." Said Lily, warningly.
"Why? I think it's a nice bra, silk, I think." Said James, with a wicked smile.
Lily didn't answer, instead she ran over to him, and jumped on him.
"LILY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" yelled James.
"Getting my bra back, what do you think?" asked Lily. James was about to answer. "Don't answer that. I don't want to know." Added Lily.
Lily leaned over to James and fell into his arms. She tried grabbing the hand that had her bra, but he passed it to his other hand. It went on like that for awhile.
Billy laughed as he watched Lily and James. James always had girls falling at his feet, so Lily was something different, a good different. Lily was used to having guys either blush or touch, so James was something else, something still good. They were teasing each other, but how far would teasing go?
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"Hey Lily." said James.
"Yeah?" Asked Lily.
"Do you have any Irish in you?" asked James.
"No." said Lily, looking at him like he was crazy (which he was).
"Would you like some?" asked James, with a sly grin.
"Yeah, sure." Said Lily.
"Want some more?" asked James with a wink.
"Shut up, James. I need a drink. Want one?" asked Lily.
"Sure." Said James.
"Then C'mon because I'm not getting it." Said Lily.
James followed Lily to the bar. Lily went behind the counter. She took out about 3 different types of alcohol.
"What are those?" asked James.
"This is strait licker." Said Lily, pointing to the smallest bottle. "This is vodka." She said pointing to the next bottle. " and this." Said Lily pointing to the third, and biggest bottle. "This I'm not sure, but its fucking good." She said, taking a big drink out of it.
She put all three of those in a big glass, and downed it.
"Want some?" asked Lily, already pouring him a glass.
"Sure." Said James, shrugging.
The biggest mistake you can make, is taking alcohol from Lily. James was about to find that out.
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a/n: The pick-up line came from - pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp .
Summary: Lily Evans's life is a piece of shit. James is a prankster. He is popular, and a nice guy. Lily isn't what she seems. James finds that out one night when she's "not herself". What happens next?
A/n: Night: Thanks, my life isn't as bad as Lily's was.
paws10081: Thanks. I've been saying that crazy people rule all my life!
`*~*~*~**~
"Your not bad at that." Said Lily and she hopped off the bar.
"At what?" asked James.
"Dancing." Answered Lily.
"Thanks." Said James.
"Although you suck at singing." Said Lily, laughing.
"I do not." Protested James, trying to look hurt, but failing and laughing.
"Yes, you do." Said Lily, trying to look seriously, but also failing.
"Then why did everyone like it?" asked James, looking determined.
"James, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but every one is drunk." Lily said the last part, slowly. "There was also dirty dancing. If we had been doing that to 'Happy Birthday' they wouldn't have noticed the difference." She added, with a laugh.
"Good point, but there is one thing that you didn't count." Said James, with a mischief look in his eye that only a Murderer (the group at Hogwarts, not a real murderer) could have.
"Oh, yeah, what's that?" asked Lily, with curiosity.
"I still have your bra." Said James, pulling out a lime green, strapless bra.
James didn't know that what came out of Lily's mouth even existed. Apparently he was wrong. It was somewhere between a squeal and a scream.
"James, give it back." Said Lily, warningly.
"Why? I think it's a nice bra, silk, I think." Said James, with a wicked smile.
Lily didn't answer, instead she ran over to him, and jumped on him.
"LILY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" yelled James.
"Getting my bra back, what do you think?" asked Lily. James was about to answer. "Don't answer that. I don't want to know." Added Lily.
Lily leaned over to James and fell into his arms. She tried grabbing the hand that had her bra, but he passed it to his other hand. It went on like that for awhile.
Billy laughed as he watched Lily and James. James always had girls falling at his feet, so Lily was something different, a good different. Lily was used to having guys either blush or touch, so James was something else, something still good. They were teasing each other, but how far would teasing go?
~*~*~*~*~
"Hey Lily." said James.
"Yeah?" Asked Lily.
"Do you have any Irish in you?" asked James.
"No." said Lily, looking at him like he was crazy (which he was).
"Would you like some?" asked James, with a sly grin.
"Yeah, sure." Said Lily.
"Want some more?" asked James with a wink.
"Shut up, James. I need a drink. Want one?" asked Lily.
"Sure." Said James.
"Then C'mon because I'm not getting it." Said Lily.
James followed Lily to the bar. Lily went behind the counter. She took out about 3 different types of alcohol.
"What are those?" asked James.
"This is strait licker." Said Lily, pointing to the smallest bottle. "This is vodka." She said pointing to the next bottle. " and this." Said Lily pointing to the third, and biggest bottle. "This I'm not sure, but its fucking good." She said, taking a big drink out of it.
She put all three of those in a big glass, and downed it.
"Want some?" asked Lily, already pouring him a glass.
"Sure." Said James, shrugging.
The biggest mistake you can make, is taking alcohol from Lily. James was about to find that out.
~*~*~*~*
a/n: The pick-up line came from - pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp .