Summary: Lily Evans is a goody-goody at Hogwarts, to anyone who doesn't know her. They think she's nice, innocent and sweet. Their wrong. People may think Lily has no friends in Hogwarts, and knows no-one, but they have never seen her at 'La Rave'. She usually parties all night long, but they don't know that, or do they?

A/n: Night: Thanks, nope that's just as life goes, you have no choice but to go with it.

gryffspopgurl: Sorry!

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James had never actually been drunk. He's tried alcohol, of course, as any 16-year-old has, but he had never been drunk. Now he was. Him and Lily. Lily had been drunk lots of times, but does crazy things. Apparently so does James. They were screaming at each other, then telling normal people to mind their own business. James got on the bar, and did a strip tease, but only taking off his shirt. He fell off before he could take anything else off.

"Lily do you have a mirror in your pocket?" asked James, getting up from the ground.

"I don't know, why?" asked Lily, taking a huge drink out of a bottle of something, or other.

"'Cause I could see myself in your pants." Said James, looking down Lily's shirt when she bent over.

"Really? How? I'm wearing a dress." Asked Lily, laughing.

"Don't know, don't care." Said James, walking over to Lily.

"I want to sing." Said Lily.

"Then sing." Said James.

"Alright I will." Said Lily, drunkenly getting onto a table. "This is for you." Said Lily, pointing to James.

James wolf-whistled (or tried to), and got on the table with her.

"Oh, I, I ...I

I wanna be bad witcha baby

I, I, I, I, I wanna be bad with ya baby" sang Lily as she put her hand on his chest, and the other on the front of his pants.

"Do you

Understand what I need

From you" Lily put both hands around his neck, and wrapped her legs around his middle. He put his hands on her ass.

"Just let me be the girl

To show you, you

Everything that you can be

Is everything that I can be (I wanna be)" Lily got off James and rubbed up against him.

"My turn

Let me let you know that I, I can't

Promise that I won't do that" Lily pulled away, and then spun, drunkenly (almost falling off of the table), into James, who caught her, by the ass.

"so, boy

State the time and place

'Cause you make me wanna misbehave" Lily put her leg in-between James' legs and rubbed her leg up against in detween his legs.

"I wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad look so good" Lily ran her fingers threw James's hair.

"I've got things on my mind

I never thought I would" She pressed into him, and he put his hands on her ass.

"I, I wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad feel so good" James bent over, taking Lily with him, and then fell onto of her "accidentally".

"I'm losing all my cool

I'm about to break the rules

I, I wanna be bad

I wanna be bad witcha, baby

I, I, I, I, I wanna be bad, baby" Lily was underneath of him.

"What's up?

Tell me what to do" she put her hands on his chest.

"How to be

Teach me all your words from A to Z

But I

Don't want your other girl to see" James got up, and Lily sat there, for a second, looking around. "That you messin' around with me

Should I flaunt?" Lily got up and struted (almost falling, but regaining her balance), and went over to James.

"Tell ya what I got is what ya want?

Tell, tell me, do I, I turn you on?" Lily bent over James, giving him a good look down her dress.

"Don't want no one judging me" She turned around, so that she was facing the bar(and not James).

"I wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad look so good (Ooh)

I've got things on my mind (Ohh)

I never thought I would (Never thought I would)" James wrapped his arms around her waist, and put his head on her shoulder.

"I, I wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad look so good

I'm losing all my cool

I'm about to break the rules (About to break the rules, boy)

I, I wanna be bad" Lily turned around so that James was hugging her, and rubbed up against him.

"James Interlude:

Lily, Lily, Lily, whatcha want, whatcha want?

Lily, Lily, Lily, whatcha want? (Come and get it from me)"James rubbed Lily's ass.

"Is it him, the criminal with the Stan look? (Uh)" James took Lily's head and turned it around(taking her whole body with him), and put massaged her boobs with his hand.

"Do you need a real shady to.. (Please stand up)

Or is it me, the criminal in the V, that never pretend to be nothin' other than a.. (Bad boy)" Lily wiggled her ass up against him.

"If you say you want me, tell me how you gon' be." James turned Lily around.

"(Hey, James) Yo.

(I wanna be bad) C'mon. (Oh, yeah)" Lily moved into James.

"I, I Wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad so good

I got things on my mind, I never thought I would (I never thought, I never thought I would)

I wanna be bad (bad)" Lily put her hands on his chest and bent into him, sliding down.

"You make bad feel so good (You make bad look so good)

I'm losing all my cool (You make bad feel so good)

I m about to break the rules (About to break, about to break the rules)" She rustled James' hair.

"I Wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad look so good

I got things on my mind, I never thought I would

I, I Wanna be bad (bad)

You make bad feel so good

I'm losing all my cool (Cool)

I'm about to break the rules

I, I Wanna be bad" Lily was lying on the table by now.

James' hair was messed up (more than usually), and he was breathing hard. He laid down beside Lily(halfway on top of her), and put his arms around her. They both passed out before anything else could happen.

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A/n: The song is by Willa Ford, and the pick up line is from www.joke- pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp.